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Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:26 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Obama's already listening.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:45 pm
by Stardust
I'm sorry. Officially, I have never had sex with Kaze's wife.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:46 pm
by Stardust
Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.

She says, “Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you’d like to come into my bedroom.”

Santa responds, “Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know!”

The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says, “I’ve got something special for you Santa. Can’t you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas Eve unforgetable.”

Santa responds, “Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know!”

Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee. “Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift.”

Santa responds “Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can’t get up the chimney with my cock this way!!!”

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:48 pm
by Kazekirimaru
I'm sorry. Officially, I have never had sex with Kaze's wife.
Me either.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:49 pm
by Stardust
I'm sorry. Officially, I have never had sex with Kaze's wife.
Me either.
tru fax?

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:51 pm
by Kazekirimaru
I wish.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:52 pm
by Stardust
My body is ready, my mind is right! Let's go! Let's go! Let's start this fight!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:52 pm
by rezombad
someone write me a list for modern burn. Rwb. My LGS is starting modern FNM's and I think the first couple weeks will be a great time to hurl lightning bolts at their unsuspecting faces.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:52 pm
by Stardust
I wish.
Better to have loved and lost?

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:05 pm
by Kazekirimaru
I do suppose. There's a lesson to be taken away from everything in life.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:06 pm
by rezombad
I do suppose. There's a lesson to be taken away from everything in life.
and most books, also. Some television shows, and even the occasional radio program.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:14 pm
by Kazekirimaru
And internet forums.

Back of shampoo bottles.

Betwixt couch cushions.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:17 pm
by rezombad
Around homeless people

Above the fridge

Behind the unmarked door in the second alleyway heading north from the bus stop

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:22 pm
by hamfactorial
Where the Red Fern Grows

Where the Wild Things Are

Where's Waldo?

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:24 pm
by rezombad
Where the Red Fern Grows
Around homeless people
Where the Wild Things Are
Above the fridge
Where's Waldo?
Behind the unmarked door in the second alleyway heading north from the bus stop.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:28 pm
by Kazekirimaru
:hifive:

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:29 pm
by Kaitscralt
yeah, you miss her

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:30 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Of course I miss her.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:00 pm
by Thrillho
do you guys remember the time redthirst got into a gunfight with some gangsters at a club.
he shot towards a moving car that had shot at him. they called it the battle of south carolina in the record books.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:03 pm
by Thrillho
medals were issued.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:15 pm
by rezombad
War were declared

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:41 pm
by TubeHunter
A proud time to be a Carolinan

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:42 pm
by Mogadishu Jones
Kaze is married?

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:42 pm
by Mogadishu Jones
Does she know you love Asia?

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:47 pm
by Kazekirimaru
Kaze is divorced.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:47 pm
by Kazekirimaru
She actually got me more into the animuz in the first place

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:53 pm
by Stardust
Image

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:58 pm
by Mogadishu Jones
Oh your divorced?

That's not impressive in the slightest.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:59 pm
by Thrillho
Image
<3

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:04 pm
by Stardust
Better one here, but I can't link it. Or can I...?

Image

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:08 pm
by Mogadishu Jones
WTf even is that gif?

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:08 pm
by Mogadishu Jones
You guys are nerds.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:12 pm
by Stardust
Dante vs. Deadpool.

Cool gif. The guy threw his sword at the other guy! Then they shoot each other a thousand times and the glass shatters and matrix slo-mo etc.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:15 pm
by Checkbox
You guys are nerds.
said one guy on an internet gaming forum to another

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:28 pm
by Mogadishu Jones
You guys are nerds.
said one guy on an internet gaming forum to another
Swing and a miss.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:28 pm
by Mogadishu Jones
Some people like to sing. Some are singers.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:29 pm
by Mogadishu Jones
One day checkbox, you will stop being terrible

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:30 pm
by Stardust
Merry Christmas!

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:32 pm
by Kaitscralt
somehow i never got around to playing DMC

my friend likes it a lot though

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:35 pm
by Mogadishu Jones
If you played god of war you played dmc.