Dies to Removal

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:24 pm**

why can't we all be freinds

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:25 pm**

why can't we all be freinds

this is the internet

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:27 pm**

why can't we all be freinds
this is the internet

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:36 pm**

I had a dream about MUC with Lonely Sandbar for some reason

Yeah I was trying to remember all of the common lands I could play, and remembered Desert and Lonely Sandbar were the only common lands other than Quicksand worth including.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:54 pm**

I go to work aaaaaaand the place is flooded. Watetworld.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:10 pm**

I go to work aaaaaaand the place is flooded. Waterworld.

All you need now is Dennis Hopper and some really horrible dialog.

In other news, I think my second son will be born very, very soon. We're less than four weeks away from the due date, but my wife is feeling rather odd lately, which leads me to believe that he'll be here before the end of the year.

Good shit Windstrider! I don't know if you've already posted it, but have you picked a name yet?

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:19 pm**

I think he picked Alexander.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:27 pm**

I think he picked Alexander.

For some reason "Alex" just sounds so gay to me...

Oh yeah.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:39 pm**

I think he picked Alexander.

Good memory, Kaze!

@SM: Thanks! We decided on Alexander Zane. I've always liked the name Alexander, my wife agreed, and my mother-in-law suggested Zane.

Chaos appears to be working to my benefit today. My wife's car needed a new fuel pump, so we took it to a place that a friend suggested. I also had them look at the brakes, which weren't stopping the car quickly enough, leading to the power boost also needing to be replaced. While they were testing the brakes, two of the brake lines on the driver's side snapped, rusted clean through. I don't want to think of what could have happened had one of us been driving the car too much longer.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:47 pm**

The name "Zane" always reminds me of that guy from that show that was essentially about getting hammered in different countries. Forget the name.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:55 pm**

Anthony Bourdain? No Reservations was the name of the show.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:12 pm**

Nah, it was literally just about getting wasted.

google time~

...

This show:

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:16 pm**

Ah. Never heard of that one. Bourdain's show inevitably featured him drinking with friends.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:19 pm**

Three Sheets was No Reservations without the food.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:45 pm**

I think he picked Alexander.
Good memory, Kaze!

@SM: Thanks! We decided on Alexander Zane. I've always liked the name Alexander, my wife agreed, and my mother-in-law suggested Zane.

Chaos appears to be working to my benefit today. My wife's car needed a new fuel pump, so we took it to a place that a friend suggested. I also had them look at the brakes, which weren't stopping the car quickly enough, leading to the power boost also needing to be replaced. While they were testing the brakes, two of the brake lines on the driver's side snapped, rusted clean through. I don't want
to think of what could have happened had one of us been driving the car too much longer.

And yet they continue to spew salt-laced concoctions all over highways across the nation despite stories like these.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:48 pm**

I didn't realize Etched Champion was so cheap on MODO. Half a ticket? Damn...

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:04 pm**

Got tickets to an all you can drink new years eve party with live band.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:05 pm**

That sounds like a bad Japanese translation of what you wanted to say.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:13 pm**

That sounds like a bad Japanese translation of what you wanted to say.

Drifting in and out of consciousness, anyr thing I say is likely to sound goofy.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:21 pm**

Kaitscralt is bored, lurking in the clan thread again I see.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:25 pm**

Kaitscralt is bored, lurking in the clan thread again I see.

Being a jobless neckbeard leaves you with a lot of time to wander.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:56 pm**

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:56 pm**

You forgot great Pokemon analyst

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:05 pm**

Kaitscralt is bored, lurking in the clan thread again I see.

Why do we keep him around anyway?

must be the avatar

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:08 pm**

This thread is kinda all-access.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:10 pm**

That feeling when you wake up drunk in the backseat of your car parked at a friend's house at 530 am and set off your car alarm when you open the door....

I have got stop playing Monday Night Modern tournaments ....

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:11 pm**

More importantly, bars and strip clubs will be the death of me.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:22 pm**

I read that as "bears and strip clubs" and was like:

But bars are fine too I guess

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:31 pm**

That feeling when you wake up drunk in the backseat of your car parked at a friend's house at 530 am and set off your car alarm when you open the door....

I have got stop playing Monday Night Modern tournaments ....

Modern is a helluva drug

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:32 pm**

I don't know, I misread that the same way and now I've kinda got my heart set on bears...

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:32 pm**

They should make a titty bar called Bear Assets where, in addition to having topless chicks in cages, they have caged bears.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:35 pm**

That feeling when you wake up drunk in the backseat of your car parked at a friend's house at 530 am and set off your car alarm when you open the door....

I have got stop playing Monday Night Modern tournaments ....
Modern is a helluva drug

Speaking of Modern, my home brew Mono Red did amazingly well until I ran into Soul Sisters, a "deck" which has not reared its ugly head at Serenity Games in nearly a year. Fuck that guy and fuck that Auriok Firewalker thing.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:39 pm**

Correction: Changing Not terrible to actively very good. Consider me a fan of Miss Cyrus's Music.

You are a good soul. +1.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:45 pm**

I don't think I could ever take her serious after hearing:

"I'm in the club high off purp with some shades on"

That is some bottom quality stuff right there.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:46 pm**

Ok, how about you name some "quality" songs and we pick out lyrics?

That's a silly way to judge music.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:56 pm**

Ah, I'm talking about the whole song (don't know the name of it), though that part is particularly insipid.

Just beacause she's more "mature" doesn't stop her songs from still being LCD pop

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:02 am**

Since nobody wants to take a stand, fuck Miley right in her barely legal mouth.

Alternatively, stop judging! You're music-shaming me, I'm going to sue. Thanks, Obama.

Pick whichever version of me you agree with, since I need validation.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:02 am**

Speaking of Modern, my home brew Mono Red did amazingly well until I ran into Soul Sisters, a "deck" which has not reared its ugly head at Serenity Games in nearly a year. Fuck that guy and fuck that Auriok Firewalker thing.

hahahahaHAHAHA

<3

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:13 am**

Regarding Miley Cyrus, I must be the only straight man that does not find her attractive. She looks like a fucking alien. And not in a cute, Asian type of alien either.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:15 am**

Speaking of Modern, my home brew Mono Red did amazingly well until I ran into Soul Sisters, a "deck" which has not reared its ugly head at Serenity Games in nearly a year. Fuck that guy and fuck that Auriok Firewalker thing.
hahahahaHAHAHA

<3

My next endeavour will feature Phyrexian Crusader.

Go ahead, gain all the life you want.

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