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Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:20 am**

I want to run Phyrexian Crusader in my RakSink deck for rub-ins.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:20 am**

Browsing on Netflix and I think I just hit paydirt.

ZOMBIE HUNTER.

The cover is Danny Trejo dressed as a priest and holding a shovel.

Description: When a street drug turns junkies into an army of zombies, Hunter finds himself with nothing but a beat-up car and a trunk full of guns and booze.

This has potential for maximum awesomeness.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:36 am**

I read that as "bears and strip clubs" and was like:

But bars are fine too I guess

I read that as "bear strip clubs" (missing the "and")and I came up with three very different mental images.
1) a gay stripclub with burly and hairy dancers.
2) a soviet inversion type of joke "in bear strip club dancers muder you", because let's face it a bar filled with angry bears (of the ursine variety) is a recipe for an awesome bloodbath, and if you put the CCTV video on the internet it would crash the sight hosting it.
3) some form of cudgel designed to flense bears with each strike.

All of
these thoughts are fun in their own right.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:39 am**

If only Phyrexian Crusader could wear Madcap Skills. Unf.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:02 am**

Speaking of Modern, my home brew Mono Red did amazingly well until I ran into Soul Sisters, a "deck" which has not reared its ugly head at Serenity Games in nearly a year. Fuck that guy and fuck that Auriok Firewalker thing.
hahahahaHAHAHA

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My next endeavour will feature Phyrexian Crusader.

Go ahead, gain all the life you want.

I'd like to see you accumulate 10 poison counters before you get taken by a Martyr of Sands -> Serra Ascendant.

I've ran Arena just to answer that card, though.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:23 am**

Speaking of Modern, my home brew Mono Red did amazingly well until I ran into Soul Sisters, a "deck" which has not reared its ugly head at Serenity Games in nearly a year. Fuck that guy and fuck that Auriok Firewalker thing.
hahahahaHAHAHA

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My next endeavour will feature Phyrexian Crusader.

Go ahead, gain all the life you want.
I'd like to see you accumulate 10 poison counters before you get taken by a Martyr of Sands -> Serra Ascendant.

I've ran Arena just to answer that card, though.
I heard Smother, Doom Blade, Go For The Throat, Disfigure, and Dismember were all playable....

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:24 am**

I heard 4-of's are really good in decks.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:30 am**

I heard that bitches play Soul Sisters.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:32 am**

Gee, I can't counter that argument.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:32 am**

I'm bitches, bitches.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:33 am**

Play blue, win games.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:35 am**

Were we arguing, Kaze? I didn't think that we needed to argue that Soul Sisters is a terrible deck. I thought everyone knew that. It has like, one good match up.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:36 am**

It's teh cheapness though.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:38 am**

Were we arguing, Kaze? I didn't think that we needed to argue that Soul Sisters is a terrible deck. I thought everyone knew that. It has like, one good match up.

And that good matchup is anything that deals damage.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:40 am**

I have a confession: I don't know what Soul Sisters is, beyond "it's a Modern deck".

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:40 am**

It's a great beginner's deck for their first foray into Modern.

Is it remotely close to Tier 1? Nope.

But it is pretty ridiculous and funny to humiliate people with.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:43 am**

My first foray into Modern was an awful burn deck I thought was amazing, until I went and got scrubbed like a bitch.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:43 am**

Were we arguing, Kaze? I didn't think that we needed to argue that Soul Sisters is a terrible deck. I thought everyone knew that. It has like, one good match up.

And that good matchup is anything that deals damage.

It's very good against Red Aggro and against players that don't play enough removal.

So basically you just beat noobs and hardcore Red players.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:45 am**

Don't knock it 'till you try it.

I've played a lot of Modern decks, and none have won as consistently as Soul Sisters.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:46 am**

Ham, I pick option 2.

Just beacause she's more "mature" doesn't stop her songs from still being LCD pop

And sometimes I want to listen to LCD pop. Problem?

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:48 am**

I have tried it. I even played it during Standard years ago.

I rarely admit it, but my first love in MTG was playing White Weenie. But my love of Lightning Bolt would prove stronger....

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:51 am**

I have had no issues beating soulsisters senseless with infect, how to beat it with burn is more elusive, since even 4 skullcrack and 4 flames of the blood hand is not enough.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:54 am**

Ask your opponent what time it is, then punch them in the throat when they check their phone. That's how you beat Soul Sisters.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:55 am**

Zombie Hunter was pretty fucking cool. Well, if you're entertained by B-grade movies with tons of badassery and explosions, then it's pretty fucking cool...

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:57 am**

You don't play Skullcrack and Flames against Soul Sisters. Its all about which threats you need to target and kill. They're going to gain life, regardless. You just need to stymie their offense and develop a board presence that can punch through with enough damage.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:03 am**

Ham, I pick option 2.
Just beacause she's more "mature" doesn't stop her songs from still being LCD pop
And sometimes I want to listen to LCD pop. Problem?

I might ask what scenario requires the musical genius of LCD pop, but otherwise no. Just like me, you are allowed to listen to whatever crappy music you want.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:07 am**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_s5sWdanvc
For all the Cowboy Bebop freaks.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:09 am**

Ask your opponent what time it is, then punch them in the throat when they check their phone. That's how you beat Soul Sisters.

I like you.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:11 am**

You don't play Skullcrack and Flames against Soul Sisters. Its all about which threats you need to target and kill. They're going to gain life, regardless. You just need to stymie their offense and develop a board presence that can punch through with enough damage.

To add to this, you gotta understand that every deck has a bad match-up and in those games you are not favored to win. Burn, Goblins, and RDW fold really easy to Soul Sisters and you just have to accept it.

Seriously, I'm okay knowing that the one deck that can really hurt me has to maindeck things like Auriok Fuckstick. In the course of a tournament or season, how often do I encounter that? Rarely.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:16 am**

Just got paid today for washing a DC-10. Holy shit that is a big plane. Reason for mentioning, got paid in 3 $100 bills. They were the new ones. Have any of you seen the new US $100? It looks fake as shit! I am behind on my counterfit money classes and the $100 looks like Europian money...but green.

I have gotten counterfit money from Wal-mart ($20 and $50) before, saw it right off, and asked for a different bill(s). These $100 are way to complicated to now tell the fakes from real ones.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:21 am**

Just got paid today for washing a DC-10. Holy shit that is a big plane. Reason for mentioning, got paid in 3 $100 bills. They were the new ones. Have any of you seen the new US $100? It looks fake as shit! I am behind on my counterfit money classes and the $100 looks like Europian money...but green.

I have gotten counterfit money from Wal-mart ($20 and $50) before, saw it right off, and asked for a different bill(s). These $100 are way to complicated to now tell the fakes from real ones.

I read a thesis once on simply stopping the government mints and turning money production over completely to counterfeiters; the idea was that while those people would, of
course, become intensely rich, the trickle down would even itself out enough over the years and the government would save millions each years from not having to care about what its populace was spending.
A decade later and we have bitcoins.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:10 am**

Just got paid today for washing a DC-10. Holy shit that is a big plane. Reason for mentioning, got paid in 3 $100 bills. They were the new ones. Have any of you seen the new US $100? It looks fake as shit! I am behind on my counterfit money classes and the $100 looks like Europian money...but green.

I have gotten counterfit money from Wal-mart ($20 and $50) before, saw it right off, and asked for a different bill(s). These $100 are way to complicated to now tell the fakes from real ones.

Our government is so cheap they couldn't even afford photoshop. Instead they put clipart on them.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:24 am**

I don't think some of you understand what goes into making a bill. The amount of anti forgery tools used in a bill are becoming hard to follow. The pen test, Watermark, serial # check (no one excpet banks can do this), the tiny strip stateing bill denomination and origin, the new progressive font color changes, new holographic strip, small broken 100's on the back, the quill, the bell inside the ink jar, and the burn test. To much for keeping up with to check for fakes. Feds have tons of money, but citizens have limited budget for counter forgery.

Person to person exchange of forgery notes are not noticed, but trying to put in the bank...the bank destroys the notes or NSA confiscates them. That is where the citizen is hurt.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:35 am**

$40 on Stormbreath Dragons / Purphorosi or $40 on shiny things for EDH....tough choices.

Oh wait or MUC on MTGO. Hmmmmm.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:37 am**

What's the hardest thing about playing soul sisters?

Calling your parents to tell them you're gay.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:40 am**

$40 on Stormbreath Dragons / Purphorosi or $40 on shiny things for EDH....tough choices.

Shinies!

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:41 am**

What's the hardest thing about playing soul sisters?

Calling your parents to tell them you're gay.

Kaze's parents were devastated.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:41 am**

Just got paid today for washing a DC-10. Holy shit that is a big plane. Reason for mentioning, got paid in 3 $100 bills. They were the new ones. Have any of you seen the new US $100? It looks fake as shit! I am behind on my counterfit money classes and the $100 looks like Europian money...but green.

I have gotten counterfit money from Wal-mart ($20 and $50) before, saw it right off, and asked for a different bill(s). These $100 are way to complicated to now tell the fakes from real ones.
I read a
thesis once on simply stopping the government mints and turning money production over completely to counterfeiters; the idea was that while those people would, of course, become intensely rich, the trickle down would even itself out enough over the years and the government would save millions each years from not having to care about what its populace was spending.
A decade later and we have bitcoins.

Would not work. Have you ever seen folks in OLD movies bite coins? It was done to check and see if they were fakes (lead, soft metals). They were scared back then of fake money. Although back then, they used real gold, silver, and copper. Do any of you remember the 1980's mexico pesso failure? It was like 3,500 pesso to the US dollar. You need a suitcase of money to buy loaf of bread in mexico. Havig money printed in mas forgery would cause it to become toilet paper. We work for rare/scarce resources: money, gold, silver, precious metals, or guns (needed for purpose of change of power or
defense of power, rare need). If a scarce resource is no wide spread; it is useless or not as valued.
Regardless, I hope you were looking at that piece for laughter and not insight?

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:42 am**

But wait I could also buy pauper MUC on MTGO!

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:42 am**

Know how I know you're gay?

You play lifegain.

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