Dies to Removal

Tempest block was fucking amazing. It's one of the main reasons I enjoy playing Red so much.

I think 100% of people who played red during Tempest loved Firedrinker Satyr immediately.

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Was speaking of the intimidator straight up changes your multiple types to singular coward cause then, all rats just die...from cowardice.

Also, why the fuck hasn't CFB's orzhov deck picked up steam? It plays 3 of the best cards in standard('vault, thoughtseize, soldier of the pantheon) and spear of heliod factually kills people off the top all the time.

It's not very good.

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Yes.

This shit.

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Mine eyes! The burning!

Well, today I learned that my internet has been shut off because my housemate has been pirating like a motherfucker. Like, 100GB or more per day. Apparently we've gotten three warnings, but that was new information to me too. And I can't deal with it until I get back to work and get paid again on January 8th. Normally I'd just get my fix from work, but my two week stay-cation starts this weekend.

So after tomorrow when I leave work, I'm MIA until the second week of January. If I don't come back around to say it, Merry Christmas ya chucklefucks.

And if you don't celebrate Christmas, have an
excellent day.


PS - I'm glad you liked your shirt, Raida.

How much you need?

My father-in-law has us covered now, actually. The catch is I have to go see them for Christmas to get it. But that's okay because I actually like my in-laws. So I'll only be incommunicado until January 2nd, as it turns out.

It's a Festivus miracle!

Just be careful with that, Doc. The piracy stuff can carry some rather stiff penalties.

Yes. Well done, wraith. I'm looking forward to the next installment.

I enjoyed your article, Wraith.

Excellent. Hopefully it will bring more people here from MTGS and breath a little more life into H2O.

Going to Dallas Sunday through Monday next week. My sister is taking her power plant test with the FAA and I am turning application paperwork in with Dallas PD. 2fer trips are awesome in saving gas!

Just be careful with that, Doc. The piracy stuff can carry some rather stiff penalties.

Yeah, he's done living with me.

I used to pirate everything too but Netflix has everything I could ever want to watch, and Steam makes it so easy to buy games that I haven't torrented anything in years.

We don't have real high speed internet where I live, thus Netflix online is a bust (aircards =14 gigs a month). I actually used blockbuster for movie rentals, but now they left....damn it. We prefer to pay cash, thus redbox is not our thing. Also, debit card fraud is really bad right now.

Just be careful with that, Doc. The piracy stuff can carry some rather stiff penalties.

Yeah, he's done living with me.

I used to pirate everything too but Netflix has everything I could ever want to watch, and Steam makes it so easy to buy games that I haven't torrented anything in years.

Was the account in your name though? If so, can you prove that he was the one doing the pirating? If the ISP noticed, then they may have alerted authorities about it.

Just be careful with that, Doc. The piracy stuff can carry some rather stiff penalties.

Yeah, he's done living with me.

I used to pirate everything too but Netflix has everything I could ever want to watch, and Steam makes it so easy to buy games that I haven't torrented anything in years.

Was the account in your name though? If so, can you prove that he was the one doing the pirating? If the ISP
noticed, then they may have alerted authorities about it.

Internet was in his name. All the comps on the account have separate IP addresses, so if the authorities were altered the ISP can tell who's computer was doing the dirty business. The letters from the ISP specifically named his IP address.

DocLawless ironically using the law.

I'll bet you're not a real doctor either.

I'll let you in on a secret...I'm not really a platypus...

I'm not really a wraith, but reading my masters exit paper will give you grey hairs and suck the life out of you.

DocLawless ironically using the law.

I'll bet you're not a real doctor either.

This is the internet. I can be whatever I want.









No, I am not a real doctor.

DocLawless ironically using the law.

I'll bet you're not a real doctor either.

This is the internet. I can be whatever I want.









No, I am not a real doctor.

Not a doctor or not The Doctor?

I'll let you in on a secret...I'm not really a platypus...

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I'll let you in on a secret...I'm not really a platypus...

I am a legit cat though

DocLawless ironically using the law.

I'll bet you're not a real doctor either.

This is the internet. I can be whatever I want.

No, I am not a real doctor.

Not a doctor or not The Doctor?

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I don't have enough swagger to be The Doctor.


Confirmed Ham is legit a cat. I seen it on his stream. I was like "Is this cat playing Modern? It totally is!"

I'm an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos? It's fair.


Also, wraith wrote an article?

I can't take all the lies!

Screw you guys. I'm going to join the Phi Sigma Tau Philosophy Honor Society and hang out on the Pro Tour with Aes Sedai.

Aes Sedai....where have I heard that name?

Is that one of the Sally trolls?

I'm an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos? It's fair.


Also, wraith wrote an article?

Yes. See H2O section of this site and read Gunning for Tactical/Practical. I used to write gear and gun reviews for an airsoft forum before it shut down (San Antonio Air Soft Community).

Cool, I'll give it a read.

Airsoft: Paintball's natural enemy.

We cannot be friends.

I enjoyed his article as well. I have 1 handgun and a shotgun for sporting clays, but haven't done much in the way of SHTF preparation since I'm a California liberal communist dreamer (lozl jk).

I remember my first time paintballing. I got shot in the balls from 10 feet away. The pain....

Aes Sedai....where have I heard that name?

Is that one of the Sally trolls?

Aes Sedai: Started playing Magic in 2008 - played on the Pro Tour from 2007-2009. Only plays competitively but doesn't know anything about the competitive scene because he only plays casually. Automatically wins debates becuase he was in the Phi Sigma Tau Philosophy Honor Society which is unrelated to debating. Is actually a guy but is actually a girl.

Most recently, though, spent about 10 pages arguing that Firedrinker Satyr is a strictly worse Bellows Lizard.

Bingo. I argued with that fuckstick.

I remember my first time paintballing. I got shot in the balls from 10 feet away. The pain....

The point is to shoot someone with your balls. I don't think you're doing it right.

DocLawless ironically using the law.

I'll bet you're not a real doctor either.

This is the internet. I can be whatever I want.

No, I am
not a real doctor.

Not a doctor or not The Doctor?

I don't have enough swagger to be The Doctor.


Confirmed Ham is legit a cat. I seen it on his stream. I was like "Is this cat playing Modern? It totally is!"

I just can't see the Doctor and Swagger together in a sentence. My sister loves that damn show, but I just can't take anyone British seriously. There was guy at the airport who was from there and was screaming at me for some unknown reason. I just started uncontrollable laughing cause, well, I had never witnessed someone so useless but demanding importance.

Yeah you can't be the Doctor. You are way better than the fez loving chin.

I remember my first time paintballing. I got shot in the balls from 10 feet away. The pain....

The point is to shoot someone with your balls. I don't think you're doing it right.

I just knew that I had to be doing it wrong. So I just clutch my sac and chase people down and teabag them?

Maybe give them an Afghani gas mask? That's when you drop your nuts into their eyes and stick your crank into their mouth so it looks like, y'know, an Afghanistan gas mask.

Yo Wraith, opinions on a good all-around rifle? Something useful for hunting/defense with solid range.

I'd love to get a good M1A, but I hate the fact that they're like $1500 for what is essentually a $400 rifle. At that point I might as well pick up an AR-10 and get something a little more worth the $$.

I enjoyed his article as well. I have 1 handgun and a shotgun for sporting clays, but haven't done much in the way of SHTF preparation since I'm a California liberal communist dreamer (lozl jk).

I have shot sporting clays for years and just stopped. It's so boring.... and the old farts always talk shit like it matters.

If you can find simunition; it is awesome (not shotgun of course) to test your skills. Prepping is not a hard at all. Basics are 2 cases of water, Jar of penut butter, decent first aid with meds for a month you would need, a water purification system or set up, MRE's are optional but look online for non spoiling
foods that don't require to much water, and 3 new clothes set for survival. That is a basic set up for a city slicker. Shotgun and pistol are fin as long as they are significant in use. The best survival tip I can recommend is to GET OUT OF CALIFORNIA.

@redthirst, frozen paintballs Everyone gest 2 shots and you can re-use them.

I don't play paintball anymore cause cleaning paint out of my gear sucks. The best kill I ever did was a on guy who was quite portly. He only wore a tank top to act tough. He knew I saw him and he hid behind a small tree. I could still see the fat on the sides. He screamed like a girl as my paintballs ravaged his spare tire.