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Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 5:06 pm**

Happy B-Day Khaos!

Anyone watch the new show Almost Human? The one with the Robot police. It is funny as hell. Last weeks episode was for me as I watch stuff on my DVR when possible.

My girl and I like watching it, pretty mindless fun.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 5:19 pm**

Happy B-Day Khaos!

Anyone watch the new show Almost Human? The one with the Robot police. It is funny as hell. Last weeks episode was for me as I watch stuff on my DVR when possible.
My girl and I like watching it, pretty mindless fun.

We died laughing when The human went into the robot locker room and saw a life sized ken doll. In the car, the human asked if his Robot partner had junk and he said yes. "What do you do with it? (robot responds) What you do with yours: nothin."

I hate the holidays though. So many of my shows are playing right now.

Sleepy Hollow, NCIS, Arrow, Supernatural, Caslte, or Elementory are playing this week. Although, the new Christmas Robot Chicken special was good.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 6:30 pm**

Jehova's witness's man...

I really didn't want to talk to them, but my sister opened the door and was already talking to them when i got out of the shower.

sigh.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 6:33 pm**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

<3

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 6:34 pm**

It's in ~21 hours. Can I dodge Affinity? We'll see.

Quit living so far in the future.

Day two bitches!

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 6:34 pm**

Just went 6-1 in MUC mirrors, winning an 8-man 3-0. I am not drunk enough apparently.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 6:41 pm**

we need some content. I wish i could steam, but i have:

1. No twitch capability in my computer
2. No Modo capability in my computer

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 6:42 pm**

With your magic skill and my technical competence, we're almost a full streaming personality!

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 6:43 pm**

I also have like 3 hours of free time if anyone is up for some cockatrice. then i have to go spend all fucking night watching my shitty ass basketball team get its shit kicked in.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 6:56 pm**

I also have like 3 hours of free time if anyone is up for some cockatrice. then i have to go spend all fucking night watching my shitty ass basketball team get its shit kicked in.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 6:57 pm**

I'm in the exact same boat as you, Tube. I'm Christmas shopping now, but I'm up for Cockatrice when I get back.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 6:59 pm**

Our team earned what will probably be the only win they'll get all season last night, though.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 7:24 pm**

Jehova's witness's man...

I really didn't want to talk to them, but my sister opened the door and was already talking to them when i got out of the shower.

sigh.

Are you a Jehovah's Witness? Cuz I'm gonna bend Jehovah and you'll witness this dick.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 7:25 pm**

Sacrilicious.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 7:26 pm**

[Takei] Oh myyyyyyyy [/Takei]

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 7:29 pm**

I'm in the exact same boat as you, Tube. I'm Christmas shopping now, but I'm up for Cockatrice when I get back.

Yeah, our team is going to end up something like 5-14 or something like that.

we have 12 players total going out that can play, and my brother (who starts) got a type 2 ankle sprain the other night and is in a cast. Our schedule is atrociously hard this year, none of our player have had any varsity experience. (the class who graduated last year had 8 players out for bball, so we have 4-5 player playing significant minutes who've played more in 4 games than in 3 years prior) Its a wreck.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 7:32 pm**

Yeah, we lost a lot of seniors last year as well. I guess I'm selling them short a bit, though. They might win a few more games, but not many. We have yet to play the local Catholic schools, so we can expect a few more victories.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 7:35 pm**

Oh, and I'm home now, if you're still up for a few games.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 7:43 pm**

[Takei] Oh myyyyyyyy [/Takei]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 8:34 pm**

Jehova's witness's man...

I really didn't want to talk to them, but my sister opened the door and was already talking to them when i got out of the shower.

sigh.

I am fencing off the front of my house just keep their ass out. My friend on the other brings them in as long as he can listen with the TV on. Little do they know he is watching porn.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 9:36 pm**

Answer the door with a beer in your underwear. Worked for me.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 9:39 pm**

Or tell them you're Catholic.

Works every time.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 9:57 pm**

Answer the door with a beer in your underwear. Worked for me.

So, you answer the door with a beer?

Or you answer the door with your underwear containing a beer?

Or...the door already has a beer?

Words are hard.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 9:58 pm**

We just put on Love Actually...there went that evening.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:01 pm**

Caslte,

Is it just me, or is it really hard to watch Castle without imagining redthirst in the main role for you too? I keep imagining the episode where they finally track down Galspanic and Castle catches him by smacking him with his gigantic penis.
Although the episode with Jayne as the beat cop was hilarious.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:35 pm**

Caslte,
Is it just me, or is it really hard to watch Castle without imagining redthirst in the main role for you too? I keep imagining the episode where they finally track down Galspanic and Castle catches him by smacking him with his gigantic penis.
Although the episode with Jayne as the beat cop was hilarious.

I only notice Kate Becket

...wait the guy from castle looks like redtirst I need to pay attention more!

Galspanic could pass for the 3XK killer or the corrupt Senator. The guest star episode with Jayne was awesome and the awkward scene talking about caslte's daughter was hilarious.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 11:30 pm**

Currently pasting Kanye West faces on a christmas card for a coworker gift exchange. What has my life become?

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 11:34 pm**

Currently pasting Kanye West faces on a christmas card for a coworker gift exchange. What has my life become?

A cheap ass gifter?

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 11:50 pm**

Currently pasting Kanye West faces on a christmas card for a coworker gift exchange. What has my life become?
A cheap ass gifter?

We had a $25 limit. In between Kanye there is a gift card.

Posted: **Sat Dec 21, 2013 11:56 pm**

That is the perfect gift if the recipient is Kanye West.

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 12:05 am**

Currently pasting Kanye West faces on a christmas card for a coworker gift exchange. What has my life become?
A cheap ass gifter?
We had a $25 limit. In between Kanye there is a gift card.

You had me curious. Best secret Santa Gift I ever gave was a box of Condoms. No
one knew who the gifters were and it was hilarious. My gift's awkwardness was beat out by the biggest can of lube I have ever seen.

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 3:10 am**

So my LGS is going to be open on Xmas, with the regularly scheduled WNM, and I kind of want to make a Christmas-themed Standard deck without spending a ton of money.

So far the only thing I can think of it utilizing Nylea's Presence for the puns available. I may just end up making a bad Sphere of Safety deck <_<

(or I'll bring PyroWhite and hopefully win some matches if the good players are busy with family and whatnot)

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 3:42 am**

Just sold my playset of Goryo's Vengeance. One step closer to that Twin deck!

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 3:56 am**

Christmas decks should be R/G and only include snow-covered lands.

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 4:13 am**

Know who's worse than my high school's basketball team? Our JV girls basketball team. The score was 1 to 7 going into the second quarter, and while it got better, they still lost by 12 or so points and probably made less than 20% of shots.

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 4:20 am**

Christmas decks should be R/G and only include snow-covered lands.

Other card ideas:
- Assemble The Legion (*puts upkeep counter* "On the first day of Christmas, Assemble gave to me...")
- Burnished Hart (with red sharpie'd Rudolph nose)
- Gift of Immortality (gifts! also, Burnished Hart)
- ELVES (because elves)

If I can get some snowy-looking basics...

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 5:23 am**

So, update on sick.
Woke up and double vision was even worse, so I had to skip the iq ;-;

Went ahead and called doc, and got a new prescription, cause fuck that.

Hopefully this one doesn't fuck with me that bad.

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 5:35 am**

Feeling down 'n' dirty, feeling kinda mean
I've been from one to another extreme
This time I had a good time, ain't got time to wait
I wanna stick around till I can't see straight

Fill my eyes with that double vision
No disguise for that double vision
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's always new to me
My double vision gets the best of me

Never do more than I, I really need
My mind is racing, but my body's in the lead
Tonight's the night, I'm gonna push it to the limit
I live all of my years in a single minute

Fill my eyes with that double vision
No disguise for that double vision
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's always new to me
My double vision always seems to get the best of me, the best of me, yeah-ah

Ooh, double vision, I need my double vision
Ooh, It takes me out of my head, takin' me out of my head
Ooh, I get my double vision
Ooh, seeing double double, double vision
Ooh, oh
my double vision
Ooh, double vision
Yeah-ah, I get double vision, ooh . . .

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 5:36 am**

Needs more Little Boots

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2013 5:37 am**

I have actually been listening to that song a lot since it started, Val

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