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Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:18 am
by Kaitscralt
how to look better than your opponent by kait the madding scralt

step 1 cut your nails

*all mtg players immediately close out and go to the next article, a budge cadge piece by zem exonerating how exava aggro has never lost a 2 man for him*

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:19 am
by Kazekirimaru
how to look better than your opponent by kait the madding scralt

step 1 cut your nails

*all mtg players immediately close out and go to the next article, a budge cadge piece by zem exonerating how exava aggro has never lost a 2 man for him*
You must be a new level of bored to be carrying conversations in here.

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:20 am
by Alex
Exava aggro is the deck that I've been playing when I get bored with UW. :(

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:21 am
by Kaitscralt
how to look better than your opponent by kait the madding scralt

step 1 cut your nails

*all mtg players immediately close out and go to the next article, a budge cadge piece by zem exonerating how exava aggro has never lost a 2 man for him*
You must be a new level of bored to be carrying conversations in here.
if this thread has one thing going for it it's that it's at least always active

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:21 am
by Alex
Exava is sweet. It's every other card in the deck that's fucking awful.

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:21 am
by Kaitscralt
it also has an onar

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:22 am
by Kazekirimaru
Exava is sweet. It's every other card in the deck that's fucking awful.
A 4-drop that hastes out all your creatures that should already be out by the time you're playing a 4-drop.

I'll show bitches up with my 8-turn aggro deck for sure.

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:23 am
by DarthStabber
Paper Pauper is still dirt cheap, cloud of faeries is under $1 as opposed to ~$5. We should push for sanctioned pauper, after we buy up all the clouds of faeries.

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:24 am
by Kaitscralt
i won a pre-release with exava splashed into my uwr deck, i beat the winner of scg invi las vegas in the finals after he didn't want to split

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:25 am
by Kaitscralt
so that means i technically won the scg invi

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:26 am
by Kaitscralt
remember how i said this thread is always active then everyone stopped posting

remember how mad that made me

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:28 am
by Mcdonalds
A time you got mad? shit I missed it

Guess I need to go back to shit talking Skyrim

Hai thread

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:30 am
by Kaitscralt
i'm not mad, i'm big boned

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:32 am
by Kaitscralt
also don't talk shit about skyrim

nor my screenplay, pacific skyrim

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:35 am
by Mcdonalds
Skyrim is a tarted up version of oblivion sold to doped up 13 year olds

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:38 am
by Kaitscralt
who you callin a tart

:stubborn:

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:42 am
by Mcdonalds
Skyrim, you fucking tart

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:52 am
by Kazekirimaru
Skyrim is a tarted up version of oblivion sold to doped up 13 year olds
And yet you like Fallout 3?

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:55 am
by Mcdonalds
Deal with it, you can't

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:56 am
by zemanjaski
In the spirit of Christmas we accept these gutterites as our own. Please feel free to share in our meagre offerings.

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:57 am
by zemanjaski
Zem 1: Ham 0

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:58 am
by hamfactorial
On major holidays, Willis, it's customary for the lord of the manor to offer drippings to the poor

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:58 am
by Kazekirimaru
This holiday is a humbug.

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:59 am
by hamfactorial
That's a bingo!

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:59 am
by Mcdonalds
In the spirit of Christmas we accept these gutterites as our own. Please feel free to share in our meagre offerings.
>never joined the gutter

wrecked

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:01 am
by Valdarith
Thoughtseize is the most annoying card ever.

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:01 am
by zemanjaski
Then get the fuck out.

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:03 am
by Mcdonalds
Then get the fuck out.
Gladly

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:06 am
by photodyer
On the bright side, I joined an 8-man and just shit all over a mono blue player in my first match. I'm actually going to revisit my first game as it involved Tymaret coming through once again for the win. I think I need to go with two of those guys. He's such a baller.
Hey Val--being lazy here...which thread is your PyroBlack discussion in? If you would be so kind as to point me to it I would be quite appreciative. My nephew is hosting a New Year's Day tourney at our LGS and Windstrider and I were thinking either PyroBlack or Pedros' deck to crash it (assuming that Windstrider isn't otherwise occupied with minor things like his son deciding to come into the world a little early ). We would be happy to represent The Red and The Black...

EDIT: Okay...smack me in the head Gibbs style...just noticed you linked the deck in your sig all nice and proper...

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:08 am
by Valdarith
Check out the link in my sig. It goes directly to the thread and my deck list.

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:10 am
by zemanjaski
Zem casts Induce Despair. Target opponent is consumed by unfathomable sadness.

Why wouldn't you let me loop serrated arrows / repeal for 10 more minutes? When do I get to have fun?

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:11 am
by zemanjaski
Is Repeal good?

:iiam:

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:17 am
by Alex
Well, my FoS shirt is already falling apart on me. :( It now reads "[diestoremoval.co ]"

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:23 am
by zemanjaski
And your name is now "Ale"

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:24 am
by zemanjaski
Seriously though stop wearing it everyday.

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:26 am
by hamfactorial
Zem casts Induce Despair. Target opponent is consumed by unfathomable sadness.

Why wouldn't you let me loop serrated arrows / repeal for 10 more minutes? When do I get to have fun?
5

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:29 am
by zemanjaski
WHY U MAD THO?

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:30 am
by hamfactorial
Why are you taunting me in the clan thread?

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:34 am
by zemanjaski
I don't know where else to do it.

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:34 am
by zemanjaski
This is a safe place for me to be me.