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Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 7:41 pm
by hamfactorial
Semenjaski

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:17 pm
by Khaospawn
He was in the navy...

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:20 pm
by Valdarith
Penis.

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:20 pm
by Khaospawn
You know, times like these I get the sneaking suspicion that I'm missing part of the fun of Christmas by being under-21 and Jewish...
Come to Australia your allowed to drink when your 18, now I may get flamed for this but your really not missing out on much - since I don't believe you need to get smashed to have fun.
Alcohol is how you borrow extra fun from later. You have slightly more
fun now, but in the morning you have to pay it back.
I just see hangovers as a problem for "future" Khaos. He'll figure it out in the morning.

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:25 pm
by Khaospawn
I think that if they give Black Thoughtseize back, they should give Red Lightning Bolt back. And Path to Exile back to White. But fuck Blue and Green. They already had Delver and Thragtusk recently.

But that's all my opinion.

Edit : I guess White sorta got Path back with Chains. But fuck all that, just give us Path!
Well, comparing thragtusk with the cards you listed is a bit hilarious XD but i agree that thoughtseize is probably too good for standard. Anyway, following this logic good
cards could never be reprinted, and I'm quite happy that they reprinted seize so now it costs a bit less than before.
Thragtusk somewhat warped the format. If you weren't playing with it, you damn sure had to play against it. Even Wizards admitted to fucking up with it.

With that said, I still think we should've gotten Bolt back if they're going to reintroduce Seize back into Standard.

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:30 pm
by NerdBoyWonder
Merry Xmas all!
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Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:59 pm
by LP, of the Fires
That was the last movie I saw in a drive-in theatre.

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 9:14 pm
by Calamity
I think that if they give Black Thoughtseize back, they should give Red Lightning Bolt back. And Path to Exile back to White. But fuck Blue and Green. They already had Delver and Thragtusk recently.

But that's all my opinion.

Edit : I guess White sorta got Path back with Chains. But fuck all that, just give us Path!
Well, comparing thragtusk with the cards you listed is a bit hilarious but i agree that thoughtseize is probably too good for standard. Anyway, following this logic good cards could never be reprinted, and I'm quite happy that they reprinted seize so now it costs a bit less than before.
Thragtusk somewhat warped the format. If you weren't playing with it, you damn sure had to play against it. Even Wizards admitted to fucking up with it.

With that said, I still think we should've gotten Bolt back if they're going to reintroduce Seize back into Standard.
Thragtusk was the stupidest shit ever.

Beating people that played all four copies in one game with mono red pre GTC was always satisfying

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 9:52 pm
by Khaospawn
Or 8 copies when they saw all the Restoration Angels. :rolleyes:

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 9:52 pm
by Khaospawn
Merry Xmas all!
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Nobody likes you, Booster!

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 9:53 pm
by Valdarith
Or 12 with Rites. :)

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 9:58 pm
by Khaospawn
That was the last movie I saw in a drive-in theatre.
I saw the worst movie ever: Batman and Robin. Another movie with Ah-nold.

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 10:09 pm
by Valdarith
Damn Batman and Robin was awful.

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 10:23 pm
by LP, of the Fires
I won my first tourney back to magic on the back of thragtusks and restoration angels.

Cause why the fuck play fair when you can have angels loop wild beasts.

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:02 pm
by Khaospawn
Val - agreed. Like, since when does Batman just EVER happen to have Fucking ICE SKATES in his suit? Seriously.

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:06 pm
by zemanjaski
Pip tells me she wants to get her finances sorted and move out of home and in with me. Good feels.

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:11 pm
by Wraith223
Batman and Robin was bad. Did you see the new version? I think it's called Blackman and Robin or commonly referred to as NCIS: LA. Forgive me for the bad joke, but I could not help it.

Thoughtsieze is awesome but sucks when Bloodchief Ascension is in play.

Congrats Zem on the fine catch.

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:13 pm
by hamfactorial
Pip tells me she wants to get her finances sorted and move out of home and in with me. Good feels.
:smileup: teach us bro

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:21 pm
by zemanjaski
I have no fucking idea. Listen to awesome music and have a poorly hidden nice side is the best advice I can give.

Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:25 pm
by Valdarith
That's awesome Zem. I'm very happy for you two.

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 1:56 am
by redthirst
Zem's updates from interacting with a functional family for the first time are pretty great.

And so's this eggnog.
You know, times like these I get the sneaking suspicion that I'm missing part of the fun of Christmas by being under-21 and Jewish...
Just wait until you die...

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:01 am
by Khaospawn
Redthirst, I thought I smelled your foul penis when I logged on...

Seriously, your crank must be worn out from delivering presents all over the world and drinking all the Blue Moon in my fridge...

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:14 am
by zemanjaski
The hardest thing is knowing how badly to beat her dad at stuff.

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:15 am
by zemanjaski
Pip's niece "James' ears are funny"

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:18 am
by Alex
The hardest thing is knowing how badly to beat her dad at stuff.
I used to struggle with this with my ex all the time. Beat her too badly and she'd get volatile, let her win and be crushed underneath the unbearable weight of her ego.

It's a fine line.

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:29 am
by zemanjaski
Uhhhhhh.....

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:30 am
by zemanjaski
Take no prisoners.

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:31 am
by Alex
BALLS DEEP. YOLO. HELLAAAAAAAAA.

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:31 am
by Alex
^That's Ham's battle cry, by the way.

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:33 am
by zemanjaski
Zem's updates from interacting with a functional family for the first time are pretty great.

And so's this eggnog.
You know, times like these I get the sneaking suspicion that I'm missing part of the fun of Christmas by being under-21 and Jewish...
Just wait until you die...
My family functions fine, just not with me.

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:34 am
by zemanjaski
I like this family much better.

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:36 am
by zemanjaski
Pips cousin plays magic. He's not good.

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:36 am
by Khaospawn
You gotta show him who's dominant, Z.

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:39 am
by Khaospawn
^That's Ham's battle cry, by the way.
Does he give his viewers +1/+0 when he attacks?

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:45 am
by Alex
^That's Ham's battle cry, by the way.
Does he give his viewers +1/+0 when he attacks?
The viewers get +1/+0, but his cohosts get -1/-1 and can't cast spells.

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:46 am
by zemanjaski
I've been told I can/should be less aggressive with her friends.

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:48 am
by Khaospawn
If they can't handle the heat, then they need to stay away from zeman.

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:49 am
by Khaospawn
^That's Ham's battle cry, by the way.
Does he give his viewers +1/+0 when he attacks?
The viewers get +1/+0, but his cohosts get -1/-1 and can't cast spells.
So....he's like a Signal Pest and a Sulfur Elemental combined? A Sulfuric Pest?

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:50 am
by Khaospawn
Actually, he's a Silenced Sulfuric Pest.

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:54 am
by zemanjaski
Some of us play for keeps.