Dies to Removal

Just came back from burning everyone's faces off with that deck at another event. I do need some answers to an opposing geist without killing my own stuff too though.

I'm not comfortable with adding scepters. I'll always be looking at them with melacholy, knowing that nothing in this world can compare to redthirst's crank, even scepters loaded with boros charms. But for people who are: http://brainstormbrewery.com/ice-cream- ... -hoogland/

Pete "you're a good bloke James. Take care of her"

Good stuff, man. I'm sincerely happy for you.

I got a pair of Vertx pants and 5.11 polo for christmas and someone washed/dryed them with a pen in my moms scrubs before checking the pockets. Another 5.11 shirt and pant of mine a was stained with blue ink as well.

The Dryer looks like somone slaughtered a clown and no one wants to use it.

Got my shirt, thanks Doc!!! Ill try to get a pic tonight wearing it while I play

Hey Purp, you gonna be at wasteland? If so we can meet up wearing them and take a group photo! ;P

yeah ill be there. that place will forever be The Gaming Pit to me

Study the history of the game. All logical expressions of strategy have already been explored. Understand that all that matters is winning; there are no points for style or creativity. Don't idolise pros. Learn to calculate and control your emotions.

and always remember to play bad cards over good ones, not for style points or creativity, but because it worked once at your fnm

Let me know when you want to compare constructed records

Unless your position is really that all red decks are inherently bad.

Good shit James! Congrats! It's quite amazing when you realize someone is your perfect match. I didn't know when I first started dating my wife. Hell, I didn't know when I asked her to marry me. But it's been 15 years and I can't imagine life without her. That's not to say I'm just comfortable. I adore her even more every day. It's good to know someone else out there can find the same happiness.

Let me know when you want to compare constructed records

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i am better than you, more accomplished in bigger events, constructed and limited, especially online. i didn't think a comparison was needed for that, most mtg records are public

i'm what you call a 'pro'

I'm sure your girlfriend is proud of your online magical accomplishments.

That can be aimed at either of you, btw. E-peen comparisons piss me straight the fuck off.

This is Zem not being mad

Also his custom title is Zem not being mad

That can be aimed at either of you, btw. E-peen comparisons piss me straight the fuck off.

I was trying to expand Zem's mtg lessons based on what I have observed -- he's the one who got mad and mentioned comparisons

But my e-peen is bigger

We all know Redthirst has the biggest dick around here. E-peen or real.

Kait reslonds to any antics that aren't his own with "Y U MAD?"

Holy crap...Kaitscralt your online stats are pretty much all PTQ, Champs, MOCS and Premier.

Mine is just pretty much all DE's and some MOCS, though keep in mind Wizard isn't kind for us folk downunder.

Kait serves a useful role here, keeping Z aware of his self-aggrandizement, me aware of my neckbeard and Kaze aware of his divorce.

And by useful I mean unnecessary

Love ya Kaze.

<3

Ragin hard after my losses tonight. Debating picking mazes end back up with MD Essence Scatters for big tourney on Saturday.

Debating picking mazes end back up

Debating picking mazes end back up with MD Essence Scatters for big tourney on Saturday.

Just play esper!

I had a similar kinda night, Purp (you were there, so you know ;P)
Lost to mono-b, due to land starvation/not getting a single burn spel in multiple turns, in a match to determine ranking in top8 since we were both set already, then lost real badly to an esper control, cause of land starve and couldn't answer a blood baron.


Speaking of us being at the same thing: (I look derpy as fuck, so please forgive me e.e)

Nice picture, only 1 question.. what is that thing on your head???

We're...multiplying!

Also anybody who is a mod, check out the content repository and help out with some criticisms, LP and I are both working on articles and could use some candid feedback.

Nice picture, only 1 question.. what is that thing on your head???

Oh, you haven't heard then! That is my narwhal hat. I wear it to every magic tournament I go to. Cause why the hell not?

Once we get enough people, I'd like to think that we'll start planning for world domination , a la Project Mayhem.

Room mate and I brewed GW Infect this evening. Double Cleave is probably the funniest card we've discovered in a while.

"Groundswell my guy. Double Cleave. *Extend hand*"

Room mate and I brewed GW Infect this evening. Double Cleave is probably the funniest card we've discovered in a while.

"Groundswell my guy. Double Cleave. *Extend hand*"

That is so shitty.

I love it.

Holy crap...Kaitscralt your online stats are pretty much all PTQ, Champs, MOCS and Premier.

Mine is just pretty much all DE's and some MOCS, though keep in mind Wizard isn't kind for us folk downunder.

Kaitscralt is only my most recent mtgo account

Methinks we'll be headed to the hospital soon. My wife has been having contractions, and she has her weekly OB appointment this morning.

Kaitscralt is only my most recent mtgo account

Not being sarcastic here but I'm very impressed with your record, you should post more in the deck discussion sections I would love to read your insights.

I never counted myself as a "pro" but as a "grinder" so I'm happy with my results (its shame that on my public data, it shows all my games back in 2011 when I was still newb (8 pages of 2011 but less then 10 counts of stuff this year)- it would of been more favorable if it contain more stuff just from this past year).

Methinks we'll be headed to the hospital soon. My wife has been having contractions, and she has her weekly OB appointment this morning.

Exciting!

I had some decent results under my Madding account as well but like you that was my starting account which might reflect poorly, I think I got 12th once and 31st once in some 700 man PTQ's under the Madding account