[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[photodyer]

Sometimes discussion here is serious, sometimes playful, and sometimes we even talk Magic. Then there are the times when catching up on the past 3 pages is like doing a fast-forward replay of someone's surreal acid trip...that would be now.

[Sasky]

I got engaged just last week. But weddings here only take place like 2 years after you get engaged.

[Kaitscralt]

Time to make some nerds cry.

[deck]Reanimator is gone, yay[/deck]

Went 3-1, lost the first round to some janky burn deck, obliterated mono red the following three rounds. They literally cannot
win the game, it's really pathetic.

You played red 4 times? Seems like the easiest FNM store ever.

[TubeHunter]

I got engaged just last week. But weddings here only take place like 2 years after you get engaged.

Congratulations man.

[Wraith223]

FNM was glorious. It was modern and commander night. The group game was a fast game with my nekusar deck. Turn 1 open with black vice followed by hollowing mine, bloodchief ascension (destroyed), propaganda, mana rock, nekusar, font of mythos, and forced fruition, winds of change, and finally wheel of fortune.

We played a commander 1v1 and Kaalia regimented supreme. I never lost. Thanks khaos for the deck ideas in your Kaalia thread! 3 games went: turn 1 sol ring into Boros signet, next turn Kaalia, next turn strip mine and master of cruelties. You at 1 bro! The other games were similar but Iona + Avacyn often sealed the game. I was getting som serious hate towards the end of the tourney.

For modern,
I modernized my mono black standard deck. Using deathrite shaman and fetch lands to drop a phyrexian obliterator turn 3 is just
No one could deal with it. Also, why do people keep killing the blood ghasts? The just come back with 8 fetch lands I dump constantly. The best game was for first place. I had 2 phyrexian obliterator in play and for some reason she thought a miracle Bonfire of the damned would save her She was playing a blood artist deck.

Got some nice winnings and Hebert the Pervert promo (sin collector).

[Valdarith]

In a format where Lightning Bolt is by far the best removal spell, Phyrexian Obliterator is quite oppressive.

[Khaospawn]

Wraith, swinging with Kaalia and dropping a Master of Cruelties when the opponent can't block is an auto-win. Master's trigger happens during the assign blockers phase, bringing your opponent to 1 life. In the assign combat damage phase, Kaalia deals 2 damage to kill your victim.

[Wraith223]

In a format where Lightning Bolt is by far the best removal spell, Phyrexian Obliterator is quite oppressive.

Indeed. I played his ass many a time and the best response was a burn player that tapped his 2 mountain for, what I am not sure cause he never showed them, and pointed at them and said, "I....I....I don't like you!"
The game ended rather quickly when I dropped another. He was running ensnaring bridge but a turn 1 and 2 thoughtsieze got got both in his hand.
Yeah thoughtsieze does work against burn.

[Wraith223]

Wraith, swinging with Kaalia and dropping a Master of Cruelties when the opponent can't block is an auto-win. Master's trigger happens during the assign blockers phase, bringing your opponent to 1 life. In the assign combat damage phase, Kaalia deals 2 damage to kill your victim.

Damn, I thought they just went to 1 for some dumb fucking reason. Wow. The fact you presented is just.

[Khaospawn]

Yeah, lol, the 3 "combo-kills" of the deck are with Iona, Master, and Rakdos. Landing any of those on turn 3-4 is just "good game."

[Wraith223]

Yeah, lol, the 3 "combo-kills" of the deck are with Iona, Master, and Rakdos. Landing any of those on turn 3-4 is just "good game."

I have not tried the old rackdos in the deck cause I don't own one. Will have to try it.

Have you tried Hellkite Tyrant? I threw it in to steel mana rocks and I actually won the game with it's ability. There was a myr deck I just...owned/dumb won.

[Khaospawn]

Use the old Rakdos. He's insane. New Rakdos is pretty meh.

Making people sac half their shit is pretty devastating. And funny.

[Valdarith]

Hellkite Tyrant + Mycosynth Lattice.

trololololol

[Khaospawn]

Hellkite Tyrant is pretty fun. I started using him to combat Arcum decks since Arcum is one of Kaalia's worst match.

[Khaospawn]

I've won exactly one game with his "I win" clause.

[DroppinSuga]

Fuck you. I win.

[Helios]

I got engaged just last week. But weddings here only take place like 2 years after you get engaged.

Congrats!!!

[Wraith223]

I've won exactly one game with his "I win" clause.

I never thought about it as a win condition, but my opponent was terrified as I got his artifact lands as well. It was just fate telling a commander artifact deck to eat a dick.

[Valdarith]

Why am I getting email notifications from all my subscribed threads all of a sudden? And why can't I find the setting to turn it off? It's really annoying.

[Khaospawn]

Hoard-smelter dragon is pretty boss too.

[Khaospawn]

Same here, Val. It just started suddenly this morning.

[DroppinSuga]

You can blame Ham for the e-mail stuff.

[Khaospawn]

I blame ham for being too damn sexy.

[Khaospawn]

Use the old Rakdos. He's insane. New Rakdos is pretty meh.

Making people sac half their shit is pretty devastating. And funny.

And just fyi, cheating him into play bypasses his "sac half yo shit" drawback. After swinging, he's pretty useless, except for being a blocker. But if you're able to recur him with Sword of Light and Shadow or Volrath's Stronghold, then he's even more bonkers.

[DroppinSuga]

You know what's really bonkers?

Elspeth and Jace mind fucking people.

[Khaospawn]

Mindfreak!

[DroppinSuga]

Crissssss Angel

[Khaospawn]

I hate that guy lol

[Khaospawn]

Crith Angel

[Wraith223]

Use the old Rakdos. He's insane. New Rakdos is pretty meh.

Making people sac half their shit is pretty devastating. And funny.

And just fyi, cheating him into play bypasses his "sac half yo shit" drawback. After swinging, he's pretty useless, except for being a blocker. But if you're able to recur him with Sword of Light and Shadow or Volrath's Stronghold, then he's even more bonkers.

He is alright. Will pick up one next time in town. My favorite combo for serious hate is Avacyn or Boros charm plus Armageddon. Need a green goblin smiley laughing
maniacally.

[DroppinSuga]

I want to play some Magic cards dammit

[Wraith223]

I hate that guy lol

I do to. I have a really nice LED tv and can sometimes see the clear lines when he is performing. Change channel....Grimm! Real entertainment.

[Khaospawn]

Use the old Rakdos. He's insane. New Rakdos is pretty meh.

Making people sac half their shit is pretty devastating. And funny.

And just fyi, cheating him into play bypasses his "sac half yo shit" drawback. After swinging, he's pretty useless, except for being a blocker. But if you're able to recur him with Sword of Light and Shadow or Volrath's Stronghold, then he's even more bonkers.

He is
alright. Will pick up one next time in town. My favorite combo for serious hate is Avacyn or Boros charm plus Armageddon. Need a green goblin smiley laughing maniacally.

I play all of those. Know what is a little known card that just kills ramp decks? Balancing Act. So good.

[Valdarith]

My inbox is being spammed. Please make it stop.

[Kazekirimaru]

I blame ham for being too damn sexy.

Dat Sexification Defense.

[Kazekirimaru]

I hate that guy lol

I do to. I have a really nice LED tv and can sometimes see the clear lines when he is performing. Change channel....Grimm! Real entertainment.

Close-up magician being one of my many hats, I find him tolerable.

[hamfactorial]

I helped Scumbag fix the email delivery on the server, so now notification emails go through for all subscribed threads (as designed). If they get out of hand, there may be a mod I can install to let users subscribe without notification emails.

[Valdarith]

Every respectable forum has an option to subscribe without email notification. If it comes down to it I'll just mark DTR as spam.

[hamfactorial]

Val:

Phpbb3 has a bookmark function that lets you group topics in your user control panel, but not get emails for new posts.

[hamfactorial]

I have a bookmark for this thread, but notifications for a few low-activity threads like my RakSink thread and my hypergeometric thread in the areas that I don't visit often.