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Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:02 am
by Khaospawn
Lmfao

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:15 am
by RaidaTheBlade
You know whats frustrating? Sitting and watching your girlfriend playing one of your edh decks vs your best friend, on the turn where she has to win or will lose.

And knowing exactly how she can win, but can't say without being murdered.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:48 am
by zemanjaski
Yeah, that's nearly as frustrating as losing an eye to an exploding deer.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:51 am
by redthirst
Yeah, that's nearly as frustrating as losing an eye to an exploding deer.
:rofl:

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:59 am
by Valdarith
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a deer to the eye.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:16 am
by Kazekirimaru
I opened this thread and my eyes nearly exploded with laughter

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:16 am
by Khaospawn
:rofl:

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:16 am
by Kazekirimaru
He's home and fine, btw. I mean, the eye's fucked forever, but he's not dead. So him 1, nature 0.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:17 am
by Khaospawn
So he's gonna wear a badass eyepatch?

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:18 am
by Kazekirimaru
Like a pirate.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:18 am
by Khaospawn
Or Nick Fury.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:18 am
by GoblinWarchief
A friend of mine literaly prohibited his girlfriend to play magic for six months or so after he watched her losing to an opponent at 2 life points with a lightning bolt in hand. She just forgot the opponent's life total XD

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:19 am
by Kazekirimaru
It totally suits him, too.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:19 am
by redthirst
You got to remember, zem, that Raida is from the SE - here, exploding deer are as common as infant-dingo death syndrome is where you're from.

When we hit a deer, we don't even bat an eye... except for that one time with Kaze's uncle, obviously.

Eye patch is the way to go.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:20 am
by Kazekirimaru
What is this females not named Melissa DeTora playing magic talk going on?

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:20 am
by Khaospawn
And now he can tell people about he survived a deer's suicide bombing attempt.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:20 am
by DroppinSuga
Apparently, Kiki Jiki and Pestermite win games.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:22 am
by Kazekirimaru
There needs to exist a gif of a deer jumping in front of a car with the caption "ALLAH ACKBAR"

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:26 am
by Wraith223
So he's gonna wear a badass eyepatch?
I am thinking more of the guy from 300 that lost an eye. Porphoros gave him 2.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:29 am
by Wraith223
There needs to exist a gif of a deer jumping in front of a car with the caption "ALLAH ACKBAR"
Call Jeff Dunham and tell him your dad's story. He will make a suicide deer who screams "in the name of Bambi! Splat!"

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:42 am
by Kaitscralt
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a deer to the eye.
:rate5:

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:43 am
by Kaitscralt
Apparently, Kiki Jiki and Pestermite win games.
they do

so does resto and kiki

and also zealous conscripts and kiki

the moral of the story is that kiki jiki is awesome

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:57 am
by Purp
PTQ next Saturday. It's going to easily hit over 120 players. Now its time to decide a deck.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:58 am
by Valdarith
Maze's End.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:59 am
by LP, of the Fires
Runner, runner victories this weekend. +300 dollars, 250 foil sheet, 1 40$ playmat, and 2 byes at GP Sacramento.

Good weekend.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:03 am
by Purp
bigger pics

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:04 am
by Kazekirimaru
Awesome stuff, LP.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:04 am
by LP, of the Fires
I'm computer illiterate. That's as much as you're getting.

I prefer to show just enough to win because at the end of the day, it's all about respect.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:11 am
by Valdarith
Dat value.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:13 am
by magicdownunder
Wooooah... awesome stuff LP :smileup:

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:11 am
by Lightning_Dolt
What were you running LP?

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:21 am
by Kaitscralt
nice work

want to see a bigger pic of that framed sheet

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:29 am
by Jack
Is that M14? I think I see a doom blade.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:30 am
by LP, of the Fires
R/w Devotion Same list.

The foil tourney was actually just a small thing of only 14 people. My friend Angela is a judge and was at comic con and blah blah blah, shenanigans, she got compensated with the foilsheet which she used as a prize for this tourney.

And yes, it's m14. 2 of every uncommon I believe. I'm probably going to sell it at GP Sacremento.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:32 am
by Jack
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a deer to the eye.
:rate5:
This appears to be Kait's way of thanking while still avoiding that little thumb in the top right of every post.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:39 am
by TubeHunter
2 foil pyromancer sounds sweet.

I dunno what else. Doom blade, banisher priest...... Rest bulk? I'm not too keen on my m14 uncommons

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:02 am
by Kaitscralt
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a deer to the eye.
:rate5:
This appears to be Kait's way of thanking while still avoiding that little thumb in the top right of every post.
:rate0:

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:31 am
by LP, of the Fires
PTQ next Saturday. It's going to easily hit over 120 players. Now its time to decide a deck.
R/W devotion, R/g devotion, or Mono-black. Everything else sucks.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:42 am
by LP, of the Fires
UW/s probably fine if you play a bunch of celestial flares. I'm also biased because California has zero good mono-blue players.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:47 am
by Alex
Mono blue isn't that great of a deck. It plays really powerful cards, but it doesn't actually do anything with them.