[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Khaospawn]

Oh what, this isn't a sing along?

Well fuck you guys!

I'm gonna have my own sing along with hookers, and black jack. You know what? Screw the blackjack!

The blackjack is how you pay the hookers at the end of the night, you can't have one without the other!

But what if you lose at blackjack? I guess then you just rape them. Or as I call it, a tickle with a struggle. Go ahead, call the cops, hooker. They can't un-rape you.

[Jack]

As a beginning guitarist, playing something so complex such as this on the piano completely amazes me. We use our left hand to find the right notes and only need to use the right to sound the correct string. She plays the same notes at the same tempo, but she uses all 10 fingers, along with both her wrists and her elbows, on an instrument twice the size.

[redthirst]

Oh what, this isn't a sing along?

Well fuck you guys!

I'm gonna have my own sing along with hookers, and black jack. You know what? Screw the blackjack!

The blackjack is how you pay the hookers at the end of the night, you can't have one without the other!

But what if you lose at blackjack? I guess then you just rape them. Or as I call it, a tickle with a struggle. Go ahead, call the cops, hooker. They can'
t un-rape you.

[Khaospawn]

Oh what, this isn't a sing along?

Well fuck you guys!

I'm gonna have my own sing along with hookers, and black jack. You know what? Screw the blackjack!

The blackjack is how you pay the hookers at the end of the night, you can't have one without the other![/quote:
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But what if you lose at blackjack? I guess then you just rape them. Or as I call it, a tickle with a struggle. Go ahead, call the cops, hooker. They can't un-rape you.

Have you seen my stapler?

[Khaospawn]

As a beginning guitarist, playing something so complex such as this on the piano completely amazes me. We use our left hand to find the right notes and only need to use the right to sound the correct string. She plays the same notes at the same tempo, but she uses all 10 fingers, along with both her wrists and her elbows, on an instrument twice the size.

You leave red's dick out of this!

[redthirst]

She and I make beautiful music together.

[Alex]

As a beginning guitarist, playing something so complex such as this on the piano completely amazes me. We use our left hand to find the right notes and only need to use the right to sound the correct string. She plays the same notes at the same tempo, but she uses all 10 fingers, along with both her wrists and her elbows, on an instrument twice the size.

Piano isn't that hard. I learned to play as a kid, and later on in life learned to play a bunch of other instruments (flute, clarinet, trumpet, alto sax) and it's just a different skillset. Not inherently more difficult, just different.

[TubeHunter]

Playing instruments are for scrubs

[Helios]

What Alex said. Very few instruments are inherently more difficult than any other once you understand the basic mechanics.

[Kazekirimaru]

I learned piano by playing Rock Band.

Learned drums the same way.

That was actually a fantastic investment now that I'm thinking about it.

[Kaitscralt]

As a beginning guitarist, playing something so complex such as this on the piano completely amazes me. We use our left hand to find the right notes and only need to use the right to sound the correct string. She plays the same notes at the same tempo, but she uses all 10 fingers, along with both her wrists and her elbows, on an instrument twice the size.

Piano isn't that hard. I learned to play as a kid, and later on in life learned to play a bunch of other instruments (flute, clarinet, trumpet, alto sax) and it's just a different skillset. Not inherently more difficult, just different.

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he meant playing it good

[Helios]

And you meant "playing it well".

[Kaitscralt]

no i didn't, that's the furthest thing in the universe i meant

[Valdarith]

Helios taking you to grammar school.

[Alex]

As a beginning guitarist, playing something so complex such as this on the piano completely amazes me. We use our left hand to find the right notes and only need to use the right to sound the correct string. She plays the same notes at the same tempo, but she uses all 10 fingers, along with both her wrists and her elbows, on an instrument twice the size.

Piano isn't that hard. I learned to play as a kid, and later on in life learned to play a
bunch of other instruments (flute, clarinet, trumpet, alto sax) and it's just a different skillset. Not inherently more difficult, just different.

he meant playing it good

Confirmed: English isn't the only thing I'm better than Madding at.

[Helios]

Bitch you did not just end that sentence with a preposition.

[Alex]

I'm glad the in lying irony did not go to waste. My jimmies, they are tingling.

[Helios]

[zemanjaski]

Pip moving in means I might actually have to clean my shit up. Quelle horreur!

[zemanjaski]

Seriously though, my best mate and I don't keep the place clean.

[zemanjaski]

Le sigh.

[Helios]

Being clean isn't that hard lol.

[zemanjaski]

I am not unclean. I always present well. It's just that I work 60 hours a week in one job, then either am at the gym or grinding; its either eat or clean, and I choose to eat.

[Kazekirimaru]

Do reps with furniture and eat whatever food you find between the couch cushions while cleaning.

There, I just made your life more efficient.

[Helios]

Cleaning is like preventative medicine: you do little things during your daily routine to prevent things from getting dirty. Shoes being a good example. Never wear shoes in your house = floor stays really clean. Put things away after you use them. Put clothes in the hamper. Wash your sink out after brushing your teeth / shave. Wash dishes after dinner. Etc.

[zemanjaski]

Yeah when I think about it, its mostly clothes and various items just laying about my room. The rest of the apartment is pretty clean.

[Helios]

Boom. Problem solved.

[zemanjaski]

Do reps with furniture and eat whatever food you find between the couch cushions while cleaning.

There, I just made your life more efficient.

[redthirst]

If you're going to clean your own place then what the hell is she moving in for?

Going to cook your own food too?

Scrub.

[zemanjaski]

I'm a trained chef...so yep.

[zemanjaski]

Still one of my favourite songs: http://youtu.be/KQfqmvf9Ddw

[redthirst]

Dundee would be ashamed.

[DroppinSuga]

If you're a chef you should probably just admit you're gay and move in with Alex.

[zemanjaski]

That's the best you've got?

[Kazekirimaru]

Damn, James. He called you gay. Homosexual. Liking the sexual company of men.

I'd be so offended right now if I were you.

So offended.

[DroppinSuga]

Offensive lineman

[hamfactorial]

Blue 32, blue 32

[DroppinSuga]

OKLAHOMA! OKLAHOMA!

[zemanjaski]

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

[zemanjaski]

I'M READY COACH!