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Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:12 pm**

Oh what, this isn't a sing along?

Well fuck you guys!

I'm gonna have my own sing along with hookers, and black jack. You know what? Screw the blackjack!
The blackjack is how you pay the hookers at the end of the night, you can't have one without the other!

But what if you lose at blackjack? I guess then you just rape them. Or as I call it, a tickle with a struggle. Go ahead, call the cops, hooker. They can't un-rape you.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:15 pm**

As a beginning guitarist, playing something so complex such as this on the piano completely amazes me. We use our left hand to find the right notes and only need to use the right to sound the correct string. She plays the same notes at the same tempo, but she uses all 10 fingers, along with both her wrists and her elbows, on an instrument twice the size.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:20 pm**

Oh what, this isn't a sing along?

Well fuck you guys!

I'm gonna have my own sing along with hookers, and black jack. You know what? Screw the blackjack!
The blackjack is how you pay the hookers at the end of the night, you can't have one without the other!
But what if you lose at blackjack? I guess then you just rape them. Or as I call it, a tickle with a struggle. Go ahead, call the cops, hooker. They can'
t un-rape you.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:26 pm**

Oh what, this isn't a sing along?

Well fuck you guys!

I'm gonna have my own sing along with hookers, and black jack. You know what? Screw the blackjack!
The blackjack is how you pay the hookers at the end of the night, you can't have one without the other![/quote:
1ncboogf]
But what if you lose at blackjack? I guess then you just rape them. Or as I call it, a tickle with a struggle. Go ahead, call the cops, hooker. They can't un-rape you.

Have you seen my stapler?

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:27 pm**

As a beginning guitarist, playing something so complex such as this on the piano completely amazes me. We use our left hand to find the right notes and only need to use the right to sound the correct string. She plays the same notes at the same tempo, but she uses all 10 fingers, along with both her wrists and her elbows, on an instrument twice the size.

You leave red's dick out of this!

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:29 pm**

She and I make beautiful music together.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:33 pm**

As a beginning guitarist, playing something so complex such as this on the piano completely amazes me. We use our left hand to find the right notes and only need to use the right to sound the correct string. She plays the same notes at the same tempo, but she uses all 10 fingers, along with both her wrists and her elbows, on an instrument twice the size.

Piano isn't that hard. I learned to play as a kid, and later on in life learned to play a bunch of other instruments (flute, clarinet, trumpet, alto sax) and it's just a different skillset. Not inherently more difficult, just different.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:35 pm**

Playing instruments are for scrubs

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:40 pm**

What Alex said. Very few instruments are inherently more difficult than any other once you understand the basic mechanics.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:42 pm**

I learned piano by playing Rock Band.

Learned drums the same way.

That was actually a fantastic investment now that I'm thinking about it.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:44 pm**

As a beginning guitarist, playing something so complex such as this on the piano completely amazes me. We use our left hand to find the right notes and only need to use the right to sound the correct string. She plays the same notes at the same tempo, but she uses all 10 fingers, along with both her wrists and her elbows, on an instrument twice the size.
Piano isn't that hard. I learned to play as a kid, and later on in life learned to play a bunch of other instruments (flute, clarinet, trumpet, alto sax) and it's just a different skillset. Not inherently more difficult, just different.

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he meant playing it good

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:45 pm**

And you meant "playing it well".

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:49 pm**

no i didn't, that's the furthest thing in the universe i meant

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:49 pm**

Helios taking you to grammar school.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:53 pm**

As a beginning guitarist, playing something so complex such as this on the piano completely amazes me. We use our left hand to find the right notes and only need to use the right to sound the correct string. She plays the same notes at the same tempo, but she uses all 10 fingers, along with both her wrists and her elbows, on an instrument twice the size.
Piano isn't that hard. I learned to play as a kid, and later on in life learned to play a
bunch of other instruments (flute, clarinet, trumpet, alto sax) and it's just a different skillset. Not inherently more difficult, just different.
he meant playing it good

Confirmed: English isn't the only thing I'm better than Madding at.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:54 pm**

Bitch you did not just end that sentence with a preposition.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:56 pm**

I'm glad the in lying irony did not go to waste. My jimmies, they are tingling.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:58 pm**

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:58 pm**

Pip moving in means I might actually have to clean my shit up. Quelle horreur!

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:58 pm**

Seriously though, my best mate and I don't keep the place clean.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:58 pm**

Le sigh.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:59 pm**

Being clean isn't that hard lol.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:02 pm**

I am not unclean. I always present well. It's just that I work 60 hours a week in one job, then either am at the gym or grinding; its either eat or clean, and I choose to eat.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:05 pm**

Do reps with furniture and eat whatever food you find between the couch cushions while cleaning.

There, I just made your life more efficient.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:09 pm**

Cleaning is like preventative medicine: you do little things during your daily routine to prevent things from getting dirty. Shoes being a good example. Never wear shoes in your house = floor stays really clean. Put things away after you use them. Put clothes in the hamper. Wash your sink out after brushing your teeth / shave. Wash dishes after dinner. Etc.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:12 pm**

Yeah when I think about it, its mostly clothes and various items just laying about my room. The rest of the apartment is pretty clean.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:12 pm**

Boom. Problem solved.

Posted: **Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:12 pm**

Do reps with furniture and eat whatever food you find between the couch cushions while cleaning.

There, I just made your life more efficient.

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:05 am**

If you're going to clean your own place then what the hell is she moving in for?

Going to cook your own food too?

Scrub.

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:09 am**

I'm a trained chef...so yep.

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:10 am**

Still one of my favourite songs: http://youtu.be/KQfqmvf9Ddw

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:13 am**

Dundee would be ashamed.

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:14 am**

If you're a chef you should probably just admit you're gay and move in with Alex.

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:29 am**

That's the best you've got?

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:34 am**

Damn, James. He called you gay. Homosexual. Liking the sexual company of men.

I'd be so offended right now if I were you.

So offended.

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:49 am**

Offensive lineman

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:51 am**

Blue 32, blue 32

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:51 am**

OKLAHOMA! OKLAHOMA!

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:58 am**

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:59 am**

I'M READY COACH!

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