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Posted: **Fri May 02, 2014 10:48 pm**

Unrelated but does anyone have any dad jokes I can add to my dad joke repertoire?

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2014 10:53 pm**

your dad's such an abusive drunk that when he throws your fat mom around the house, he throws your fat mom AROUND the house

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2014 10:54 pm**

PayPal is fine

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2014 11:07 pm**

I meant more the bad jokes you only tell when you're a dad

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2014 11:27 pm**

just listen to the 10 Minute Podcast episodes with Everybody's Dad

you will like it because you generally find the things i find funny funny

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2014 11:32 pm**

cracked had some

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2014 11:40 pm**

Best dad joke:

Sex.

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2014 11:51 pm**

only men can be raped

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 2:16 am**

only men can be raped

This is so good

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 2:31 am**

:dickbutt:

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 3:10 pm**

I threw up last night and today feel like my head weighs two hundred pounds

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 3:10 pm**

also slight fever

I'm dying

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 3:29 pm**

there's a nasty flu going around. i've had it for the last week.

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 3:40 pm**

I feel like I got skull fucked

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 3:49 pm**

it starts pretty harsh and as it runs it's course, it just gets irritating.

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 4:06 pm**

I've got it too.

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 4:59 pm**

you pussies

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 8:00 pm**

Pollen Season is Coming

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 8:01 pm**

The only time I don't feel better after throwing up is when it turns out I need to throw up more. Throwing up is a great problem solver

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 8:01 pm**

I think I just drove past where one of my Ex's proms was and I think it's a furniture warehouse

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 8:02 pm**

Keep it classy jersey!

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 10:50 pm**

I don't listen to metal because I shower on a daily basis and most of my tshirts don't have bands on them and aren't black.

to be completely fair, I started listening to metal before my tshirts became this

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 10:52 pm**

this episode was powerful

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 11:02 pm**

I think I just drove past where one of my Ex's proms was and I think it's a furniture warehouse

in my freshmen and sophmore years, the prom was in AC. then junior/senior year it was a nice caterer nearby.

i think afterwards it was in the gym because my friend had a video of him and his then gf in the gym all dressed up and shit

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 7:27 am**

Managed to get the last few cards I needed for elves by trading store credit

Swag was acquired

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 7:34 am**

You did not acquire swag.

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 7:39 am**

Oi, no one asked you

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 8:00 am**

Nobody needed to. I heard injustice on the wind and promptly came to smite it.

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 8:29 am**

I need to finish Spanish inquisition but I missed the boat on bayou

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 4:39 pm**

Id listen to a weekend metal album.

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 4:40 pm**

Weezer*

Though I guess a weeknd album woul be cool to.

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 5:18 pm**

I need to finish Spanish inquisition but I missed the boat on bayou

Did they go up again?

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 7:24 pm**

i hope

Posted: **Sun May 04, 2014 11:51 pm**

Weezer*

Though I guess a weeknd album woul be cool to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPUNdwRhuMA

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 6:53 am**

I need to finish Spanish inquisition but I missed the boat on bayou
Did they go up again?

Yeah

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 6:50 pm**

Just remember, you only need one

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 6:59 pm**

Now hurry up and stock up on Plateaus before they rise next!

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 6:59 pm**

I actually need a Scrubland. They're decently low at the moment...

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 7:06 pm**

I need a Wasteland and a Gaea's Cradle, but shit dawg.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 7:07 pm**

I need 2 trops and a volcanic

Fuck

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