Dies to Removal

i have people paying me $100 at a time and you're arguing over mcdoubles and if it weren't all kept bound together in a notebook next to my seller profile i would just let your non issue languish but the customer is always right etc everyone who buys from me is worth a fortune

every customer is wonderful and worth the extensive time and effort it takes for me to compose personalized responses to you when you are not satisfied for whatever reason, we pride ourselves on exceptional and prompt service thank you for shopping with us.

i eat at 4-star restaurants and stay in suites for a week at a time for free but having someone give you negative feedback on a $2 transaction is truly a humbling experience.

Not humbling enough

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#getrekt

far be it for me to assume a person who has the time to open a dispute over a $2, single-card purchase with $0.99 shipping is less relevant in a global scale than the person transacting thousands of dollars at a time.

commander players, amirite

posts with dollar signs = autoskim

wait, some guy left bad feedback over a 2$ sale?

hmmmm maybe i should read those posts with dollar signs from now on

Some neckbeard getting mad over a 2$ card is typical mtg player behavior though so I'm not sure why I'm surprised.

I need a new subforum so I can get rolling applications for Watchdog status. I'm in need of a secretary, an account manager and a vice president of operations. Application forms can be found in the toilet paper dispenser in my office. If interested, please fill out one of these forms. DO NOT contact me directly. We will get in touch with you if we're interested in your application. Thank you.

if you keep neglecting that subforum for weeks on end it might end up archived.

its comedy value is only as good as its daily updates

Corruption!

i mean who really cares in either way i'm going to give this guy something in response to his not being happy about the sale because really i don't want someone buying from me being upset they did so because it sucks when you spend money and don't get what you wanted out of your spent money, it's just that the amount spent and the costs associated with it are so trivial that you have to at some point realize that you're arguing over something that is invisibly over the line of relevant.

if you keep neglecting that subforum for weeks on end it might end up archived.

Corruption!

one time i paid $30 for a heavily played dark depths because it was the only copy they had available and i just sort of had to accept the fact that i wasn't going to get my $30 card in $30 condition because life is unfortunately a cruel and unforgiving place.

A watchdog who takes weeks off is pretty corrupt as well

unbeknownst to me at the time, but the dark depths -- despite its condition -- still produced a 20/20 flying indestructible token when all ice counters were removed by sacrificing vampire hexmage, which was what i was really spending $30 on.

i would tell my customer of this story from my youth but i feel the message would be lost on him because as we've established, he's arguing over $0.22 in a $2.99 transaction.

i would tell my customer of this story from my youth but i feel the message would be lost on him because as we've established, he's arguing over $0.22 in a $2.99 transaction.

Maybe his allowance got cut off that week so he really felt the hit.

i would tell my customer of this story from my youth but i feel the message would be lost on him because as we've established, he's arguing over $0.22 in a $2.99 transaction.

Maybe his allowance got cut off that week so he really felt the hit.

that's entirely reasonable. i remember a period in my life where i was using my dad's credit card to ebay cards because i was legally a child and could not use ebay to purchase magic cards.

stardust; darcy dossier would make a good secretary, she is usually keeping tabs

everyone suffers in their own way.

stardust; darcy dossier would make a good secretary, she is usually keeping tabs

How do I know I can trust you?

Perfect... Good luck finding me now, mods.

Did you guys have this much control over the Gutter usergroup on MTGS? I'm surprised how much I'm able to change just being the group leader.

That list is almost alright.

Oh god the FoS people are comparing IQ's it's like Teia all over again

hungry. itchy. tasty.

Spider splicers

I liked the green better, Stardust.

I'm sorry. I went mad with power for a moment. It won't (might) happen again.

Who watches the watchmen?

I do

And who watches the rezombad?

the destroyer

baguy I think. Though you should check the schedule in the mod lounge. I think you have Tuesdays, Kaze.

We don't watch anyone.

We're good, wholesome moderators and you have no evidence to the contrary.