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Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:26 am
by Lightning_Dolt
He could ass rape you and shoot you in the back of the head?

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:29 am
by zemanjaski
I am not clicking that link

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:34 am
by Lightning_Dolt
It is hard to internet on my phone.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:37 am
by Alex
2 Doomblade
3 Duress
2 Gainsay
3 Pack Rat
1 Pithing Needle
Then I'm not sure. That's a good broad start.
Memory Adept because LOLWHYNOT.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:37 am
by Alex
He's my pet card. I guess he's better than your average pet card though.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:47 am
by zemanjaski
Yeah, no.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 7:10 am
by DarthStabber
Cum on down to One-Eyed Willy's, where men are men, and so are the women.
Thursday is "lady's" night. Dresses, skirts, and kilts get half priced drinks after 7, regardless of other sex/gender cues.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:10 am
by Yarpus
Yarpus - he'd be a drunk Polish guy in freedom's resistance army. Like, hes drunk and making dirty jokes on the way to the battle, but then disappears while the action goes on. Suddenly, but only when the bad guy is defeated. he shows up armed to the teeth and ready for war. And then everyone laughs and says, "Silly yarpus!"
wat.
I mean, I'd totally go for the throat against some motherfuckers with claws.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:32 am
by NerdBoyWonder
I don't know what I read on the last few pages but its awesome
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:38 am
by RedNihilist
He could ass rape you and shoot you in the back of the head?
Not necessarily in that order, either.
You could also shoot him then rape the back of his head.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:40 am
by Self Medicated
Nihilist, check out the vids I linked in the Mono B Devotion thread.
And I'm off to refuel with hooch.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:49 am
by RedNihilist
I'll do so as soon as I get back home.
That probably won't happen before 15-16 hours from now though

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:23 am
by Khaospawn
Man, I'm really glad you guys liked what I wrote. Seriously, it feels good.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:36 am
by NerdBoyWonder

Mogis, God of Rock now has a band to back him up. Mogis & the Fanatics.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:39 pm
by Khaospawn
Lmfao
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:44 pm
by Jack
That's perfect.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 1:05 pm
by Sasky
That's... so... beautiful....

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:11 pm
by windstrider
I'm still trying to wrap my mind around being the protagonist in khaos's story idea.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:31 pm
by redthirst
"Who's that man in the corner?"
"'Him?.... I don't rightly know. He is one of the wandering folk — Rangers we call them. He was in and out pretty often last spring; but I haven't seen him about lately. What his right name is I've never heard: but he's known round here as strider... windstrider..."
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:26 pm
by windstrider
Better practice my archery skills then.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:34 pm
by redthirst
"Behold, Anduril, the Flame of the West. Forged from the Shards of Narsil."
-photodyer
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:41 pm
by rcwraspy
yo Redthirst. Mafia just won DTR Mafia. I was you - Mafia Godfather.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:44 pm
by TubeHunter
Mostly cause your role was busted as fuck
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:47 pm
by rcwraspy
Mostly cause your role was busted as fuck
Yeah the game needed either a tweak to my role or more/different kill abilities from town to be completely balanced.
I didn't say mafia won because of great play, just that we won.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:54 pm
by Nuwen
such beauty
such grace
I cried laughing just a little bit.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:57 pm
by hamfactorial
much storytelling
such characters
wow
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:04 pm
by redthirst
yo Redthirst. Mafia just won DTR Mafia. I was you - Mafia Godfather.
Consider this a gift on my daughter's wedding day.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:06 pm
by RaidaTheBlade
I just got home from a few day roadtrip, and read through what I missed.
I laughed so hard that my throat actually hurts like fuck.
I lost it at the william dafoe shit
I also love my character, it was great! I also imagine that when I went monstrous, I became a giant narwhal, and only almost killed everybody because I sorta landed on them.
Also, now that I think about it, I might wanna update my avatar and sig to consolidate the narwhal imagery...
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:10 pm
by rcwraspy
At work and just read Khaos's movie plot. I can usually hold in laughter, but people are asking what's so funny. I have no idea what to tell them. This online clan that I'm in that got formed from a group of Magic players who moved from one website to another because we got kicked out for being too abrasively objective now has a plot for a movie starring specific members of the clan.
And it's all fucking brilliant.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:15 pm
by windstrider
Raida — here ya go.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:25 pm
by RaidaTheBlade
That's funny, but I've got something I'm working on...
Anybody know where I can find that one FoS logo with the big fireball for the O?
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:28 pm
by Link
whats wrong with JMA. Aetherling a better sb win con? JMA +1 is underrated imo >.>
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:56 pm
by Khaospawn
Windstrider - I couldn't write myself as the main character. I concluded that I'm too extreme at times for people to really relate to, especially in a hero type quest. For some reason, you popped in my head and it felt right.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:57 pm
by Helios
Khaos your avatar has changed and it is upsetting.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:04 pm
by Khaospawn
Should I change it back? I did feel weird changing it.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:09 pm
by hamfactorial
I am pleased by the change, but it is a little small

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:13 pm
by TubeHunter
sometimes you just got make a change.
I had to let Ah Yeah guy go, and make way for rainbow skull
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:14 pm
by Khaospawn
It's a little small. Lol
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:17 pm
by Khaospawn
And guys, it's really making my day today that so many people enjoyed reading that. I think after SCG Orlando, I'm going to really try to flesh this thing out and see where it goes. It's still pretty fresh on my mind.
I can only imagine what it'll be like to write the lotion pit fight scene with redthirst shooting guns everywhere.
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:36 pm
by redthirst
I can only imagine what it'll be like to write the lotion pit fight scene with redthirst shooting guns everywhere.
Walk in, gut shot Helios, get info, head shot Helios.