Dies to Removal

As long as it's cmc 0.

'Thopter me, Tezzy.

Nah I'd get a Jitte for you baby.

Is that Umezawa's Jitte in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Tezzeret? Not budge caj enough. You need a Bludgeon Brawl sig instead.

Is that Umezawa's Jitte in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

It's a Jitte. Legacy 4 life.

I have this overwhelming urge to drink some hooch now.

It begins...

Phyrexian oil has nothing on my hooch

What, everyone talks about Tezzeret, and NOT the fire-breathing Narwhal? ;P

Nah, sweet sig, Helios NBW did good work

I, for one, would like to welcome our new firebreathing narwhal overlords.

this thread is meme-tastic.

Phyrexian oil has nothing on my hooch

When I hear that sound of the cork popping, I can feel my blood quicken, my heart race. My nose fills with the stinging perfume of distilled spirits, and a wicked smile slowly spreads across my face.

Phyrexian oil has nothing on my hooch

When I hear that sound of the cork popping, I can feel my blood quicken, my heart race. My nose fills with the stinging perfume of distilled spirits, and a wicked smile slowly spreads across my face.

Are there times when you don't have an overwhelming urge to drink some hooch?

Shocker: I have not had a drink this year.

Are there times when you don't have an overwhelming urge to drink some hooch?

Shocker: I have not had a drink this year.

10 days sober? blasphemy!!!!

Are there times when you don't have an overwhelming urge to drink some hooch?

Shocker: I have not had a drink this year.

But I digress. What I wouldn't give for some hooch that will transform me into a Firebreathing Narwhal.

[quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=172831#p172831:wsxnna4b]rcwraspy » Fri Jan 10, 2014 3:36 pm[/url:wsxnna4b]":wsxnna4b][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=172830#p172830:wsxnna4b]Khaospawn » Fri Jan 10, 2014 2:33 pm[/url:wsxnna4b]":wsxnna4b][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=172796#p172796:wsxnna4b]Helios » Fri Jan 10, 2014 2:16 pm[/url:wsxnna4b]":wsxnna4b]Are there times when you [i:wsxnna4b]don't[/i:wsxnna4b] have an overwhelming urge to drink some hooch?[/quote:wsxnna4b]
Shocker: I have not had a drink this year.[/quote:wsxnna4b]
10 days sober? blasphemy!!!![/quote:wsxnna4b]
I've put on some weight from all the mead I've drank in the last 6 months. I need to lose it so I can at least be the second best looking one next to redthirst at SCG Atlanta.

Eh, I'll probably have a few giant size mugs of mead after SCG Orlando....

I wish I'd remembered to actually Scotch-Guard your shirt.

I wish I'd remembered to actually Scotch-Guard your shirt.

It's all good. At least when I'm found without my pants on and passed out in a ditch while suffering from amnesia, the shirt can still be used to identify me.

I'll bring the scotch, you bring the guard.

I'll bring the scotch, you bring the guard.

Deal!

Hey, Stardust!

And now he's gone, just like that.


Must've smelled the corruption in the air...

(like, if someone asks for a book suggestion I tell them my favorite book is House of Leaves).

You too? Best book ever!

Missed this apparently. Book is fuckin great.

Never read it. I hear it's typed pretty interestingly.

You know, when you print a book about a book about a book about a film about a House that's really something else, you've got to print it properly.

House.

Roadhouse.

So you remember those FoS fake card thingies? I'd like to propose an update to mine.

RaidaTheBlade - 2R
Creature - Narwhal
Islandwalk
3R: Monstrosity 2
As long as RaidaTheBlade is monstrous, it has First Strike and:
"R: RaidaTheBlade gains +1/+0 until end of turn"
2/3

It'd read 'Summon Narwhal', but -shrugs-

wouldn't that be blue, not red? based on creature type alone, not the monstrous ability, which is very obviously red.

Agreed that it feels blue.

Hybrid maybe? Creature - Weird Narwhal e.e

So you remember those FoS fake card thingies? I'd like to propose an update to mine.

RaidaTheBlade - 2R
Creature - Narwhal
Islandwalk
3R: Monstrosity 2
As long as RaidaTheBlade is monstrous, it has First Strike and:
"R: RaidaTheBlade gains +1/+0 until end of turn"
2/3

It'd read 'Summon Narwhal', but -shrugs-

RaidaTheBlade, 1UR
Creature – Narwhal Weird
First Strike
2UR: Monstrosity 2
As long as Raida is monstrous, it gains:
R: +1/0 until end of turn
U: 0/+1 until end of turn
3/2

That's better.

Narweird!

Pregnancy update:

We went to the hospital for an ultrasound this morning. My wife has been experiencing a lot of contractions, so many that the doc ordered the ultrasound to check the baby since the due date is January 12. As expected, everything is fine with the baby, and they sent us home. We're both ready for this pregnancy to be over.

Operation: Oceans of Salvation is going precisely as I planned...

Glad to hear that the little one is healthy

Operation: Oceans of Salvation is going precisely as I planned...

That was my plan, you dick. Stop trying to steal my thunder.

Hmmm, so it seems red has its own Hero's Downfall..... kinda.

http://diestoremoval.com/download/file.php?id=514

http://diestoremoval.com/download/file.php?id=377


Feel free to join the movement.