Dies to Removal

[mana]1RRR[/mana] is pretty ridiculous.

http://diestoremoval.com/download/file.php?id=514

http://diestoremoval.com/download/file.php?id=377


Feel free to join the movement.

My body is ready.

Nefarious Burn 1RRR
Nefarious Bun deals 5 points of damage to target creature or planeswalker. If it is your turn, scry 2.

My body is ready.

Nefarious Burn 1RRR
Nefarious Bun deals 5 points of damage to target creature or planeswalker. If it is your turn, scry 2.

Not playable.

Not constructed playable.

Might be Pauper playable, but it needs to cost more

Actually I take that back. It's much better than I thought.

Shock for R is bad.

5 dmg for RRR is good enough for standard, I think (cf. Brimstone Volley).

1 for scry 2 is probably OK. This actually helps the mono u matchup because lava axe your face.

This can't hit the face

Oh. Unplayable.

I don't know, maybe a strictly one-of in the sideboard for straight up red with no splash?

Glad to here good news, windstrider!

Also, I don't wanna be blue ;-; Blue is the color of ick ;P

I am a goddamned firbreathing narwhal, I'm pretty sure that counts as red...

Oh. Unplayable.

Glad we're in accord. Just answered like 10 people on facebook asking my how good it was. The answer? Not at all playable.

Forget that trash, what I want is a playable 1 drop for Modern.

Forget that trash, what I want is a playable 1 drop for Modern.

All of my fucking this.

Glad to here good news, windstrider!

Also, I don't wanna be blue ;-; Blue is the color of ick ;P

I am a goddamned firbreathing narwhal, I'm pretty sure that counts as red...

Thanks!

If you're going to be a narwhal, then you gotta have blue.

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/ ... me=narwhal

Hell, I probably have some of these lying around if you want any.

Raida is my favourite Narwhal.

Bizarrewhal - [mana]2RR[/mana]

Double Strike, protection from blue.

2/1

Having actually seen narwhal in the wild, I thought they were ok(ish). Polar beats still kill them. Hams picture should a tactical patch from milspec monkey.

I just noticed that I can build Melira pod. Why does no one run Kara, great glass spinner to protect the combo? White is not the greatest beside the angel and spike feeder plus side board of paths, kataki, and others. Just a thought. The pontiff is good as well. Hmmm. Have to think more about it.

That new burn spell sucks. At least lightning axe made you discard a card to get madness online. It was a fun combo. That spell should be able to hit players as it would have hit plainswalkers anyway. Not playable in my opinion as well. Red got the shaft again. Maybe the minnator god will be a red bad ass. Anyone see that on the mothership. It was just a art shot.

What don't Polar Bears kill? They're pretty much the apex land predator aren't they?

@ Wraith: BUG Pod? Interesting. White is very strong:
- Qasali Pridemage (important card to be able to maindeck for a few matchups)
- Kitchen Finks (much easier on the mana)
- Reveillark and Ranger of Eos (important for the Plan B Beatdown)

Beyond that, the white sideboard cards that Pod plays aren't that exciting; I just don't think blue cards do as much as the white ones. Would be interested to see what you can come up with.

How could I forget about finks! Woodfall primis nuking all the lands would be game ending as well. I was looking through my binder and saw my Kara's next to Melira and had that epiphany. Will have to give it more thought. Loosing pridemage, the sliver, and voice is bad though. Damn. I can't think of any good replacements in blue for those creatures as creatures. It was a thought to tax June or burn.

Polar Bears are the only animals on the planet that will actively stalk humans on first encounter I believe.

Found a book title for both khaos and ham

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/145211058 ... _aw_sims_1

Khaos is our resident R Kelly.

That's not cool.

Khaos is our resident R Kelly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhgC2o6IEeo

Fucking youtube tags.

What's the number for Z when he randomly breaks out into Lana Del Rey songs?

69

Khaos is our resident R Kelly.

http://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=i%27m%20gonna%20piss%20on%20you&source=web&cd=1&sqi=2&ved=0CC4QtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DNhgC2o6IEeo&ei=S7XQUu3fFoPeoATRigI&usg=AFQjCNHcieJumF8pcwxsycZel_SP_hZAdQ&bvm=bv.59026428,d.cGU

Yep lol.

Z can play my video games.

Also, the new red card might be semi acceptable as a one of in the board, if especially if Obzedat becomes more popular. The original Big Boros deck ran 1x [card]Chandra's Outrage[/card] in the board, new card is better than that.

How the fuck is that rare????

What's the number for Z when he randomly breaks out into Lana Del Rey songs?

69

If only.

Life's big choices - if I had a free pass, Lana or Ellie?

Ellie. Not difficult at all.

I just watched the episode where Law punches out Smoker's heart; fuck I'm a badass.

Finally sleeved up a version of Walter White and smashed to 4-0, 2-0 in every match. I ended up loving Tajic more than I could have imagined. Dude is totally great.

Also played a singleton Aurelia's Fury in my deck, which (literally) won me the game in one round. Was sweet, 9/10 would do again.

I just watched the episode where Law punches out Smoker's heart; fuck I'm a badass.

I want his shirt.

Finally sleeved up a version of Walter White and smashed to 4-0, 2-0 in every match. I ended up loving Tajic more than I could have imagined. Dude is totally great.

Also played a singleton Aurelia's Fury in my deck, which (literally) won me the game in one round. Was sweet, 9/10 would do again.

What was the play? I have it as a 1-of in my Modern Dega Pyro deck, kicks ass at EOT tapping down blockers for alpha strikes.