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Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 3:28 am
by Second Harkius
they play red because it takes the fewest letters to spell.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 3:32 am
by Kazekirimaru
I'll have you know I play red because turning things sideways compliments my slightly-cocked neck posture that I'm permanently fixed into in order to look pensive and thoughtful.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 3:33 am
by Second Harkius
5/10
Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 3:38 am
by Kazekirimaru
Good enough.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 6:34 am
by Mcdonalds
i think deep down most of us are glad vintage is dead because only the pretentious mtg players ever seemed to play that.
Did someone say pretentious?
Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 6:34 am
by Mcdonalds
Actually it's fun as shit, once you accept all the decks are largely homogeneous with the exception of 15-20 cards
Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 6:36 am
by Mcdonalds
and the fact you either are going to drop like 8 grand or proxy everything
Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 5:03 pm
by ( G_R )
I play less red. I just don't play enough of the other stuff either.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 5:04 pm
by ( G_R )
If money wasn't an issue...
Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 7:21 pm
by Checkbox
Holy shit did baguy actually ragequit?
Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 11:47 pm
by Mogadishu Jones
I have a sneaking suspicion that only Spam really hates me, which makes me wonder if I should only hate him instead of hating all of you equally.
Fuck you.
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 3:39 am
by rezombad
Got my bayou!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 3:40 am
by DroppinSuga
fuck you zombo, make me a banner.
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 3:51 am
by rezombad
Too tired. Spent all day selling cards
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 3:52 am
by rezombad
Had to sell dem dual lands
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 3:53 am
by DroppinSuga
I'm pulling a Zombo and I'm drunk
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 5:03 am
by rezombad
Yeah!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 5:13 am
by DroppinSuga
it's too late for zombo
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 5:20 am
by rezombad
Never too late
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 5:22 am
by DroppinSuga
My gawd! I've drank far too many beers! I can't be an early drunk, but I'm trying to live up to Zombo's standards
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 8:02 am
by rezombad
Try harder
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 5:13 pm
by Checkbox
Or live free
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 6:09 pm
by Kaitscralt
but it's sad and it's sweet and i knew it complete when i wore a younger mans clothes
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 6:19 pm
by Second Harkius
did the thieves make off with a Billy Joel album as well?
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 6:23 pm
by Kaitscralt
came on at my moms
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 6:23 pm
by Second Harkius
too soon?
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 6:28 pm
by Kaitscralt
for car jokes? i don't give a shit, I've made a hundred at my own expense already today
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 6:29 pm
by Second Harkius
I just don't want to get carried away.
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 6:49 pm
by Checkbox
That doesn't even work
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 7:07 pm
by Kazekirimaru
It works if you believe.
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 7:12 pm
by Kaitscralt
believe? if you believe you are gullible
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 7:15 pm
by Kazekirimaru
I believe someone stole your car.
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 7:18 pm
by Kaitscralt
do you believe it was a white man or do you believe it was a black man
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 7:20 pm
by Kazekirimaru
I believe it was Spam.
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 7:23 pm
by Kaitscralt
so you believe it was a fat man
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 11:35 pm
by Checkbox
do you believe it was a white man or do you believe it was a black man
I believe the man who stole your car was the same race that kpaca actually is
Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 12:20 am
by rezombad
black
Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 12:21 am
by rezombad
negro if you're gr
Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 1:35 am
by DroppinSuga
in the middle of the night, I was walking in my sleep
Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 3:14 am
by Kazekirimaru
so you believe it was a fat man
Or it could have been a badman.