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Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 5:17 pm
by Mcdonalds
Inefficient use of time and resources , sleeping is

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 12:40 pm
by Checkbox
As of Sunday, I am officially a college graduate.

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 12:40 pm
by Checkbox
This past Sunday that is.

Checkbox is college-educated.

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 12:40 pm
by Checkbox
Am I still the nutnqorst?

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 12:53 pm
by Kaitscralt
ill sleep when i'm tired

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 1:36 pm
by Mcdonalds
I don't believe you

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 1:41 pm
by DroppinSuga
There's no way Checkbox has a degree in anything other than liberal arts or art history

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 2:16 pm
by Checkbox
Bachelor of Science in Mathematics, Cum Laude

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 2:22 pm
by Checkbox
:jam:

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 2:54 pm
by DroppinSuga
What do you plan on doing with that, Mr. Box?

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 2:56 pm
by Checkbox
Already started a graduate program in Math Education. I will literally be Mr. Box in a classroom :P

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 3:08 pm
by DroppinSuga
That is a scary thought.

Of course, I'm going for a Social Worker degree so that's kind of scary too.

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 3:10 pm
by Checkbox
Could be worse

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 3:10 pm
by Checkbox
:magicmage:

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 3:20 pm
by Mcdonalds
Are you going to teach kids how to try hard in math?

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 3:27 pm
by Stardust
Are you going to teach kids how to try hard in math?
Probably try hard to teach math. You know, with the bad math jokes and whatnot.

"Why did the mathematical tree fall over? Because it had no real roots! Bahahahahaha!"

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 3:33 pm
by Checkbox
That would be the "imaginary" tree

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 3:34 pm
by Checkbox
:teach:

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 3:38 pm
by Mcdonalds
Fuck you , you square.......root

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 3:46 pm
by Checkbox
:V

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 3:48 pm
by Checkbox
Image

:V

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 4:14 pm
by Stardust
:uhh:

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 4:15 pm
by DroppinSuga
:ohdear:

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 4:22 pm
by Mcdonalds
I get it

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 4:22 pm
by Thrillho
Bachelor of Science in Mathematics, Cum Laude
Wow that's almost as useful as my BA psychology degree.

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 4:24 pm
by Thrillho
The one thing I will say psychology taught me and have me the resources to learn is how to read and compose a journal paper. That experience has been invaluable throughout my adult life as a professional in the medicals as I am told my career path is headed

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 4:24 pm
by Thrillho
I hope your degree in addition taught you about stats and p values because there's hope for you yet if it did

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 4:29 pm
by Stardust
Stats is useful, yes. Unfortunately it's also very boring.

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 4:56 pm
by Checkbox
I hope your degree in addition taught you about stats and p values because there's hope for you yet if it did
that would be a stats degree

so, no

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:04 pm
by Thrillho
I hope your degree in addition taught you about stats and p values because there's hope for you yet if it did
that would be a stats degree

so, no
It's unfortunate you wasted all that time and money then

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:20 pm
by Kaitscralt
join the navy

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:22 pm
by DroppinSuga
in the navy, you can sail the seven seas

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:24 pm
by Kaitscralt
and in the pretend navy you can do even more

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:31 pm
by rezombad
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:34 pm
by hamfactorial
The previous page of math jokes was relevant to my interests!

:sherlock:

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:36 pm
by rezombad
Let's summon baguy back

Image

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:47 pm
by Checkbox
you are bad at img tags

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:48 pm
by Checkbox
I hope your degree in addition taught you about stats and p values because there's hope for you yet if it did
that would be a stats degree

so, no
It's unfortunate you wasted all that time and money then
only $47k which is not bad for the private institution that granted me my degree

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:48 pm
by Checkbox
"only"

Posted: Tue May 20, 2014 7:50 pm
by DroppinSuga
Once I attain my degree, my workplace will pay off all my student loans up to 60k.