NOW! That's What I Call General Site Blathering, Vol. 2

[Sir Sapphire the 3rd]

[iamabadman]

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[Second Harkius]

A teenager selling coffee in the northern Syrian city of Aleppo was arrested by Islamist rebel fighters for insulting the Prophet Mohammed, beaten and then executed in front of his family, a watchdog group claims.

The boy, Mohammed Qatta, 14, reportedly refused to give a customer coffee, the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights reported Sunday.

"Even if [Prophet] Mohammed comes back to life, I won't," the boy said, who was known by his nickname "Salmo."

Extremist rebels driving past in a black car overheard the comment, the opposition Aleppo Media Center said. Qatta was taken away by the fighters and later brought back, his head wrapped with his shirt and his body covered with marks from whipping.

The rebels then read out the boy's sentence - not in a Syrian accent, but in classical Arabic. They accused the boy of blasphemy and told the crowd - which included the boy's parents - that anyone who
insulted the Prophet would suffer a similar fate.

Qatta was then shot in the mouth and neck. A graphic photo was released late Sunday of the dead boy clearly showing wounds that matched the reports.

[Second Harkius]

sigh

[Second Harkius]

in other news:

STOCKTON, CA—While purchasing a single ticket to see a Monday afternoon screening of the Will Smith film After Earth, poor son of a bitch Evan Whitfield, 38, was reportedly forced to take a load of shit from a theater employee for wanting to see the commercially unsuccessful science-fiction movie. “Wow, you’re actually willing to put yourself through this—you know it’s not too late to change your mind, right?” said the 19-year-old ticket clerk, who reportedly had to act like an asshole about it rather than just hand Whitfield his ticket and let him watch a movie. “You know, I better go make sure they actually fire up the projector this time—I think they’ve taken the last few days off. Good luck finding a seat in there, buddy!” At press time, Whitfield was sitting alone in the movie theater while being mercilessly mocked by the employee sweeping the floors.

[Second Harkius]

why is The Onion always the least depressing news outlet?

[Second Harkius]

Surfer Blood's sophomore album is out tomorrow



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSVXPvXb10M

[Second Harkius]

(they're not rap so don't start that vid, yanni / murphy!!!!!)

[Second Harkius]

hopefully they saw my warning

i wouldn't want them to lose street cred

[Second Harkius]

anyone remember that show Lexx?

[Bhikku]

i remember commercials for it, never had the desire to watch it.

[Second Harkius]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDKo7pTwIwA

[Manders]

A teenager selling coffee in the northern Syrian city of Aleppo was arrested by Islamist rebel fighters for insulting the Prophet Mohammed, beaten and then executed in front of his family, a watchdog group claims.

The boy, Mohammed Qatta, 14, reportedly refused to give a customer coffee, the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights reported Sunday.

"Even if [Prophet] Mohammed comes back to life, I won't," the boy said, who was known by his nickname "Salmo."

Extremist rebels driving past in a black car overheard the comment, the opposition Aleppo Media Center said. Qatta was taken away by the fighters and later brought back, his head wrapped with his shirt and his body covered with marks from whipping.

The rebels then read out the boy's
sentence - not in a Syrian accent, but in classical Arabic. They accused the boy of blasphemy and told the crowd - which included the boy's parents - that anyone who insulted the Prophet would suffer a similar fate.

Qatta was then shot in the mouth and neck. A graphic photo was released late Sunday of the dead boy clearly showing wounds that matched the reports.

The best (and worst) part of this was that they were driving by and heard him say that.

Anyone else find that a BIT hard to believe?

[Manders]

why is The Onion always the least depressing news outlet?

How is that not depressing?

Would you like to know what I would have said to that jackass?

"What the fuck business is it of yours what movie I want to see, mother fucker?! Give me my ticket, shut your fucking mouth, and have a manager meet me inside. Have fun losing your job!"

[Second Harkius]

i hope you wouldn't buy a ticket to After Earth

[Second Harkius]

[Second Harkius]

"Oh mah gawd I love Will Smiff!"

[Manders]

i hope you wouldn't buy a ticket to After Earth

Oh, no, I have no intention of doing that. That wasn't the point, though.

[Manders]

To be fair, he BARELY had anything to do with After Earth.

I think people are turned off by Will Smith nowadays. Plus, he's not producing the gold like he has in the past.

I'm kinda turned off by the fact that he keeps having his kid work with him.

[Second Harkius]

America has turned its back on Will Smiff.

[Manders]

Attempting to have an intelligent conversation with you is an exercise in futility.

[Second Harkius]

Attempting to have an intelligent conversation with you is an exercise in futility.

What do you know about exercise?

[Manders]

2 chainz got shot and robbed last night

now he has no chainz

[Second Harkius]

Attempting to have an intelligent conversation with you is an exercise in futility.

What do you know about exercise?

[Second Harkius]

Seriously though, I was agreeing with you. I think America might genuinely have outgrown any Will Smith role that doesn't involve him saying "Aww HELL NAWWWW!"

[Tom Servo]

I miss hearing him being praised for not swearing in his songs.

[Second Harkius]

He does not have to cuss in his raps to sell records.

[Manders]

maybe i'll just go mono red goblins

I have a Goblin Pauper deck. You can see it on my blog on Sally.

[Tom Servo]

Attempting to have an intelligent conversation with you is an exercise in futility.

No, attempting to post while he's having a conversation with someone is an exercise in futility

[Second Harkius]

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[Manders]

He does not have to cuss in his raps to sell records.

Well, I do. So fuck him, and fuck you, too.

[Second Harkius]

Attempting to have an intelligent conversation with you is an exercise in futility.

No, attempting to post while he's having a conversation with someone is an exercise in futility

At least one new post has been made to this topic. You may wish to review your post in light of this.

[Second Harkius]

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Servo and the other guy left.

[Manders]

Seriously though, I was agreeing with you. I think America might genuinely have outgrown any Will Smith role that doesn't involve him saying "Aww HELL NAWWWW!"

It might be that.

I think it's just really presumptuous of him to believe that he can do any movie, shove his kid into one of the roles, and just EXPECT that it's going to be a hit. And I think others think like me, and are inclined to NOT have him succeed.

Now, if he'd allow his kid to go after a career on his own, THEN his kid might be a star.

[Manders]

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Servo and the other guy left.

And I'm stuck here with you because no one'll talk to me in the clan.

[Second Harkius]

Seriously though, I was agreeing with you. I think America might genuinely have outgrown any Will Smith role that doesn't involve him saying "Aww HELL NAWWWW!"

It might be that.

I think it's just really presumptuous of him to believe that he can do any movie, shove his kid into one of the roles, and just EXPECT that it's going to be a hit. And I think others think like me, and are inclined to NOT have him succeed.

Now, if he'd allow his kid to go after a career on his own, THEN his kid might be a star.

That's what most of the reviews said. Jaiden Smith hasn't
earned anything on his own.

[Second Harkius]

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Servo and the other guy left.

And I'm stuck here with you because no one'll talk to me in the clan.

I'm not that bad. I'm Neutral Evil.

[Manders]

Oh?

And I don't even pay attention to reviews!!

Damn, I'm good.

[Second Harkius]

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Servo and the other guy left.

And I'm stuck here with you because no one'll talk to me in the clan.

I'm not that bad. I'm Neutral Evil.

[Manders]

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Servo and the other guy left.

And I'm stuck here with you because no one'll talk to me in the clan.

I'm not that bad. I'm Neutral Evil.

Neutral Good, yo.

EN GARDE!!