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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:29 am
by Tom Servo
I didn't even comment on it, just had to post. it's a rare siting
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:30 am
by Tom Servo
Classic Thready
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:33 am
by iamabadman
ask your wife
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:34 am
by DroppinSuga
baguy for the win!
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:35 am
by Kaitscralt
you're in trouble then
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:36 am
by DroppinSuga
I just want to be suffocated by blubber.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:39 am
by iamabadman
south park man. south park
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:39 am
by DroppinSuga
I haven't watched South Park in like 5 years.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:23 am
by Second Harkius
so Chris Jericho fought Goldberg for real and Jericho was the winner
ha ha
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:24 am
by Corruption Watch
Originally posted by
ExpiredRascals on MTGS

I've not the faintest clue as to what you might be referring. :armscross:
[x] sarcasm
[x] spam
[x] trolling (because let's face is, what *isn't* considered trolling over there?)
I'd report him, but that would be considered abuse of the report function.
but he's joking around with a friend, so its ok
Alternatively, he could use the Gals "I had to make a judgment call and in my opinion it is fine" defense.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:25 am
by Corruption Watch
(As opposed to "I had to make a judgment call and in my opinion it is trolling", which is reserved for Gutter members.)
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:27 am
by Corruption Watch
*Third post in a row for Pendulum's benefit*
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:33 am
by Pendulum
You are a king among men, shifty eyed dog man king.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:34 am
by Pendulum
(As opposed to "I had to make a judgment call and in my opinion it is trolling", which is reserved for Gutter members.)
He's since broadened that definition to include some of the DtR non-Gutterites, as well.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:22 am
by Pendulum
Also, vigilante and other Ozzies, why am I just hearing now about this insanely adorable thing you have:

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:23 am
by Pendulum
Er, the bilby, not the girl who is obviously not wearing a confining undergarment.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:32 am
by Corruption Watch
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:35 am
by Corruption Watch
Here's that last thing - a fish, if it's not immediately obvious - swimming gracefully:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqysZQHzchM
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:35 am
by Pendulum
Well I was just naturally assuming, since it's from Australia, that it has poisonous bone spurs or shoots acid out of its eyeballs or can use its ears to sonicly destroy your testicles or something.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:37 am
by Pendulum
It poops fire!
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:38 am
by Corruption Watch
Close - poisonous spines on its back. If you stand on one, symptoms include death.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:43 am
by Pendulum
Lololol, I love how every creature in your country has to resemble a mad scientist's pet or Simic experiment gone horribly wrong.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:49 am
by Corruption Watch
Oh yeah, and then there's these fucking things:
If you upset them, they kick you. Which would be fine, except they can grow to be as tall as a person and their feet look like this:
5-inch talon = disemboweled you.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:56 am
by Pendulum
Does... does that thing have a halberd growing out of its skull?
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:13 am
by Kaitscralt
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:14 am
by Corruption Watch
Does... does that thing have a halberd growing out of its skull?
Let's see...
Basically, yes.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:28 am
by Kazekirimaru
Does... does that thing have a halberd growing out of its skull?
Let's see...
Basically, yes.
What...is that?
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:32 am
by Tom Servo
Does... does that thing have a halberd growing out of its skull?
Let's see...
Basically, yes.
What...is that?
a bird
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:36 am
by Kazekirimaru
Does... does that thing have a halberd growing out of its skull?
Let's see...
Basically, yes.
What...is that?
a bird
Must you?
Must
you, though?
Must you
really?
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:46 am
by Pendulum
Oh, he must. That's part of Tom's charm.
It's a cassowary, and it apparently hasn't undergone any major evolutions since the Pliocene. Check out this picture from the wiki:
Just makes you want to quote Jurassic Park, doesn't it?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:51 am
by Kazekirimaru
Oh, he must. That's part of Tom's charm.
It's a cassowary, and it apparently hasn't undergone any major evolutions since the Pliocene. Check out this picture from the wiki:
Just makes you want to quote Jurassic Park, doesn't it?

We spared no expense.
Close enough.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:55 am
by Pendulum
Clever girl.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:59 am
by Kaitscralt
HE LEFT US!
HE LEFT US!
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:25 am
by Kazekirimaru
Life found a way.
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 9:17 am
by Corruption Watch
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:32 am
by Col. Khaddafi
Originally posted by
Iso on MTGS

Waiter. Waiter? There's a toenail in my soup.
:armscross:
Is it yours?
Actually it might just be one of Galspanic's toenails
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:23 am
by Corruption Watch
Actually it might just be one of Galspanic's toenails
You think Gals would like one of these toenails for his collection?
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:27 pm
by Checkbox
mythic rare toenail
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:00 pm
by Kaitscralt
Fatties are sub-human
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:51 pm
by Checkbox
fatties are the opposite of sub-human
anorexics are sub-human