Dies to Removal

I keep a black guy with me when I go to FNM, he's the only token I need

ham's racist.

I keep a black guy with me when I go to FNM, he's the only token I need

Oh fuck...my sides...dammit Ham!

The best thing about a brand new mattress? Breaking it in...

I just sleeve mine in old draft sleeves. I had a set of dragon shields that only had 98 cards after a few broke, so I just sleeved a bunch of tokens in them.

It isn't hard to carry around the "relevant" ones, there's only ever so many things in Standard that produce tokens. I mean, the only real token generation seeing play right now is Brimaz, Pack Rat, Young Pyromancer, and Voice of Resurgence. That's literally only four cards. I have soldier tokens for Elspeth but I can't remember the last time someone managed to keep those tokens around until their end step when I'm playing PyroRed.

I miss the old Heartless Summoning decks, they were sweet.

Heartless Summoning + Priest of Urabrask + Perilous Myr + Havengul Lich

It was a surprisingly competitive deck if you had a transformational sideboard.

I love you guys.

Approximately 32% homo

Needs more homo.

I'm runk as fuck. ask me anything.

Would you rather fight a whore-sized dick or a hundred dick-sized whores?

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more homo. I've gotta have more homo.

I actually woke up running a fever today. I really hope that the cure isn't more homo.

Before we're done here, you'll all be playing gold bordered Vexing Devils.

i am 2-1 in arena, i don't want to go on for fear of tarnishing my winning record

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more homo. I've gotta have more homo.

You rang?

This is a great day for the gay agenda.

This is a great day for the gay agenda.

I'd fuck every single one of you.
And I'd fight every dick in the only possible way, Fight a fire with fire.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more homo. I've gotta have more homo.

You rang?

With bells that are attached to my nipple tassles.

Of course you should fight dicks with dicks. You should fight everything with dicks.

Fighting dicks with dicks is perfectly fine when done safely.

That's just your masturbation defense

Let's play tummy sticks!

We're rapidly approaching the need for an in-joke primer.

I approve this initiative

The room is spinnin' real fast. I think it's 'cause of the gayness.

Yo dawg, I heard you where homo, so we put dick jokes in your dick jokes so you can sword fight while you sword fight.

You spin mw right round baby right round...

No fair you brought a longsword.

I set to receive charge.

Ain't no chickens in our cock fights.

what did i walk into?

My roommate somehow managed to deal with me shut-in. Managed to nearly cut himself with a knife. his hand is bleedin. And then I got emotional about myself. cried for a while and throw my issues out. About the pain. I'm happy person.

May i ask what is you have exactly yarpus?

You've alluded to it multiple times, but i was wondering if you would like to share the name of it.

May i ask what is you have exactly yarpus?

You've alluded to it multiple times, but i was wondering if you would like to share the name of it.

He's Polish.

what did i walk into?

THIS SI WHY WE NEED AN FAQ

what did i walk into?

THIS SI WHY WE NEED AN FAQ

And inbuilt spellcheck.

what did i walk into?

Something magical.

It's made of pixie dust and semen. Mostly semen.