[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[hamfactorial]

For anyone ruined by George Lucas's HD additions, you can find three fan edits called the "Despecialized Edition" online. I recommend them especially if you have a blu-ray burner.

[hamfactorial]

I have a question about Firedancer Satyrs' triggers. Do I HAVE to have it deal damage to a creature an opponent controls? ie: What if the opponent has a reckoner out? Do I have to have my Firedancer trigger deal 3 dmg to him (assuming I casted LS)?

What if there is a Caratid out? Since it has hexproof, would that just mean there is no valid targets to deal dmg to?

Also, if I cast Lighting Strike on a Planeswalker, with Firedancer be able to trigger?

Satyr's ability will trigger after a spell deals damage to a player if there is a valid target in play. If there's only a Boros Reckoner out, you have to target it.

You can't Lightning Strike a planeswalker, but you can redirect damage from a player to a PW they control. If you choose to, Satyr
Firedancer won't trigger since you didn't damage the player.

Fated Conflagration also won't trigger it, since it targets the PW itself.

[Purp]

I have a question about Firedancer Satyrs' triggers. Do I HAVE to have it deal damage to a creature an opponent controls? ie: What if the opponent has a reckoner out? Do I have to have my Firedancer trigger deal 3 dmg to him (assuming I casted LS)?

What if there is a Caratid out? Since it has hexproof, would that just mean there is no valid targets to deal dmg to?

Also, if I cast Lighting Strike on a Planeswalker, with Firedancer be able to trigger?

Satyr's ability will trigger after a spell deals damage to a player if there is a valid target in play. If there's only a Boros Reckoner
out, you have to target it.

You can't Lightning Strike a planeswalker, but you can redirect damage from a player to a PW they control. If you choose to, Satyr Firedancer won't trigger since you didn't damage the player.

Fated Conflagration also won't trigger it, since it targets the PW itself.

Firedancer says opponent. So I am wondering if a PW is considered an opponent, because it IS considered a player.

[redthirst]

A PW is considered a player?

[Purp]

Doh, I am wrong! Thanks for clarification

[Helios]

Wait. So SoFI triggers when you hit a planeswalker?

[hamfactorial]

No, a Planeswalker isn't considered a player or an opponent.

[windstrider]

Since we're on rules questions, how would bestow creatures work with Legion's Initiative?

Is it correct that since the creature itself is exiled, then the bestowed aura falls off to become a creature?

[Elricity]

Yes, and the bestow card could attack as long as it doesn't have summoning sickness.

[Helios]

No, a Planeswalker isn't considered a player or an opponent.

Thank you. That's what I thought.

[redthirst]

Purp making shit up again.

[hamfactorial]

That's correct WS.

When Legion's Initiative is activated, the creature that the Bestowed creature enchants leaves the battlefield, so the Bestowed creature changes from an aura to a creature and remains on the battlefield.

EDIT: added clarification of what happens after a LI activation

[DocLawless]

When I was a wee young player, I got told by a judge that my opponent's Witchbane Orb gave his Planeswalkers hexproof too.

[hamfactorial]

buncha slack-jawed judges up in here

[Self Medicated]

I stopped reading at "cockgina".

[windstrider]

Good. That's what I thought.

[Sasky]

When I was a wee young player, I got told by a judge that my opponent's Witchbane Orb gave his Planeswalkers hexproof too.

But it does....? Sort of at least.

Because you cannot target a planeswalker with a burn spell, you have to target the player and redirect the damage.

Hero's downfall would work though.

[DocLawless]

It was a Dreadbore.

[DocLawless]

What I should have said was "show me the rule." What I actually said was "you're a stupid fuckstick."

Didn't even get an infraction for that, because the judge is a stupid fuckstick.

[redthirst]

Fuck·stick
/fəkstik/
noun

1. a thin piece of wood that has fallen or been cut from a tree used in sexual intercourse or to ruin or damage.

2. a thin piece of wood that has been trimmed for a particular purpose, in particular used in sexual intercourse or to ruin or damage.

[Self Medicated]

Fuck·stick
/fəkstik/
noun

1. a thin piece of wood that has fallen or been cut from a tree used in sexual intercourse or to ruin or damage.

2. a thin piece of wood that has been trimmed for a particular purpose, in particular used in sexual intercourse or to ruin or damage.

Can I have it in a sentence please?

[Khaospawn]

I just picked up 3 pack foil Goblin Guides and 3 pack foil Legion Loyalists for my Modern Goblins deck.

Why? Cuz, fuck it, that's why.

[Khaospawn]

Fuck·stick
/fəkstik/
noun

1. a thin piece of wood that has fallen or been cut from a tree used in sexual intercourse or to ruin or damage.

2. a thin piece of wood that has been trimmed for a particular purpose, in particular used in sexual intercourse or to ruin or damage.

Can I have it in a sentence please?

Gear!? You mean my fuckstick?

[redthirst]

I'm going to fuck you with this here fuckstick.

[Khaospawn]

I've always referred to my dick as my fuckstick.

[Self Medicated]

He's not going to say fuck stick in front of the children, is he?

[redthirst]

New bot's name is toursepussy.

That's just good clean family fun right there.

[Khaospawn]

He's not going to say fuck stick in front of the children, is he?

Every year it's the same thing. Booze, bullshit, and butt-fucking!

[hamfactorial]

He's not going to say fuck stick in front of the children, is he?

Every year it's the same thing. Booze, bullshit, and butt-fucking!

You ain't gonna shit right for a WEEK.

[Khaospawn]

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Every year it's the same thing. Booze, bullshit, and butt-fucking![/quote:11t9z852]
You ain't gonna shit right for a WEEK.[/quote:11t9z852]
Goddammit, kid! Are you fucking with me!?


There's actually some dumb kid at my LGS I've nicknamed "Thurman Murman."

You want some sandwiches!?

[Self Medicated]

What the fuck is with you and making fucking sandwiches?

[DerWille]

They're yummy.

[Kazekirimaru]

My 20-month-old nephew fell down the stairs today. Apparently someone forgot to put the gate up and he climbed almost all the way up the stairs and proceeded to do the opposite of climbing at the apex.

This was at about 7:30 and it woke me. I bursted up and almost had a heartattack as I knew without a doubt what the sound was. And it was loud.

He didn't even get a bruise.

I think he's superhuman.

[Kazekirimaru]

But seriously, I'm thanking every deity I can think of that he's not dead. I thought broken neck for sure. It was about 15 wooden stairs.

[redthirst]

Toddlers are made of Flubber.

[Khaospawn]

Kaze, now make an offering to Purphoros. It's only fair. He saved your nephew, so the least you can do it set something meaningful on fire.

[rcwraspy]

Happy to hear of the outcome, Kaze. Toddlers are incredibly resilient, sometimes to the point where if they don't "know" they should be in pain, they won't be. But that doesn't mean it's not scary!

[Valdarith]

Thank goodness he's okay.

[RedNihilist]

Kaze, now make an offering to Purphoros. It's only fair. He saved your nephew, so the least you can do it set something meaningful on fire.

Like what, his nephew?

[RedNihilist]