Dies to Removal

There are two issues with these dolls.
1) They are dolls, which literally sucks.
2) There is no Tibalt doll you dumb Wizard fucks.

There are two issues with these dolls.
1) They are dolls, which literally sucks.
2) There is no Tibalt doll you dumb Wizard fucks.

1) What's wrong with dolls?
2) Why would they build such a monument to failure?

They're not dolls, they're action figures!

Action figures are dolls for boys.

And as much as Tibalt the Planeswalker sucked (sorry Yarpus), Tibalt the action figure would look fairly badass if done correctly.

I was expecting an Xwing.

This made me start giggling like a fiend. Not a good thing at 3:44 with a house full of sleeping kids.

Photo's gal is a lusty wench.

Oh man...how did I miss Johnny's post?! I'm snorting and laughing like a goon as well. Sorry, JS...I thought the context of the discussion was enough and was too distracted to throw up a warning to the rest of the readership.

As to lusty wenches, strider, indeed she is, as is your lady to hear tell. Difference
being that mine has had opportunities to vent of late, while yours has been shouldering the myriad burdens and limitations of motherhood. Further, they've been quite a while without playing together, and given that your dear wife has claimed the night as her own, I daresay we will do we're in for a wild ride.

Action figures are dolls for boys.

And as much as Tibalt the Planeswalker sucked (sorry Yarpus), Tibalt the action figure would look fairly badass if done correctly.

Oh brother mine, how could you so harshly trod upon JS's "Spaceballs" reference?

Action figures are dolls for boys.

And as much as Tibalt the Planeswalker sucked (sorry Yarpus), Tibalt the action figure would look fairly badass if done correctly.

Oh brother mine, how could you so harshly trod upon JS's "Spaceballs" reference?

As I do most things: with an abundance of snark.

Action figures are dolls for boys.

And as much as Tibalt the Planeswalker sucked (sorry Yarpus), Tibalt the action figure would look fairly badass if done safely.

Corrected for you.

I was expecting an Xwing.

This made me start giggling like a fiend. Not a good thing at 3:44 with a house full of sleeping kids.

Photo's gal is a lusty wench.

Oh man...how did I miss Johnny's post?! I'm snorting and laughing like a goon as well. Sorry, JS...I thought the context of the discussion was enough and
was too distracted to throw up a warning to the rest of the readership.

As to lusty wenches, strider, indeed she is, as is your lady to hear tell. Difference being that mine has had opportunities to vent of late, while yours has been shouldering the myriad burdens and limitations of motherhood. Further, they've been quite a while without playing together, and given that your dear wife has claimed the night as her own, I daresay we will do we're in for a wild ride.

I was skimming and wasn't reading super carefully. I picked that out for whatever reason and googled it lol.

Too funny, JS...yeah I guess "Liberator" has a ship-sounding connotation out of context...sorry for the work shock, man! You'll have to forgive strider and I in general for our strutting about...we are insanely lucky guys and we know it (and tend to crow about it from time to time!). The simple fact is that our ladies have proven that they can have a perfectly good time without us, so we are outrageously happy to be sharing life and love with them.

elf boobs

elf boobs

And the random award goes to...

I was answering an earlier question

Too funny, JS...yeah I guess "Liberator" has a ship-sounding connotation out of context...sorry for the work shock, man! You'll have to forgive strider and I in general for our strutting about...we are insanely lucky guys and we know it (and tend to crow about it from time to time!). The simple fact is that our ladies have proven that they can have a perfectly good time without us, so we are outrageously happy to be sharing life and love with them.

The guy that played Wedge Antilles in Star Wars dies today too, so that was fresh in my mind.

That sucks that the actor passed away...it's hard to look back and realize how long ago the original Star Wars happened.

@Kaits - I realize that your quip had to do with the earlier discussion of Nissa as a dubious action figure choice, but looking over this entire page, "elf boobs" is about as random as it gets. It actually reads funny as hell...well played, Madding.

I try using the quote option as infrequently as possible

Out of some particular objection to quotes, or from love of randomness and chaos? Or are the extra mouse clicks to get into the full editor too taxing? Do tell.

Too funny, JS...yeah I guess "Liberator" has a ship-sounding connotation out of context...sorry for the work shock, man! You'll have to forgive strider and I in general for our strutting about...we are insanely lucky guys and we know it (and tend to crow about it from time to time!). The simple fact is that our ladies have proven that they can have a perfectly good time without us, so we are outrageously happy to be sharing life and love with them.

The guy that played Wedge Antilles in Star Wars dies today too, so that was fresh in my mind.

What!? Say it
ain't so!

I will lock my S-Foils in attack position all day in remembrance.

Ever been to a party where there's this one guy that's constantly bitching about how lame the party is and how he hates everyone there and how many better things he could be doing but, you know, still never leaves?

And you wonder "who invited this guy anyway" and it turns out no one did?

If FoS were a party, Madding would be that guy.

we need a goblin planeswalker, not another nissa.... may all elves die horribly

And Gork made unto himself a Planeswalker to have dominion over all the Goblins of the sea and the Goblins of the air, and over all the Goblins that crawleth upon the ground.

And he said "Dat gud" and it was.

Out of some particular objection to quotes, or from love of randomness and chaos? Or are the extra mouse clicks to get into the full editor too taxing? Do tell.

quotes killed my father

and raped my mother

As rewarding an answer as any.

And Gork made unto himself a Planeswalker to have dominion over all the Goblins of the sea and the Goblins of the air, and over all the Goblins that crawleth upon the ground.

And he said "Dat gud" and it was.

If there was a goblin planeswalker, we all know it'd be Squee ;P

He's both disposable and impossible to get rid of, at the same time!

FNM is kinda like a party

I hope this one pretends he has much better things to do than hang out with us but still won't leave too.

You're right, Maverick, I don't get invited to parties. I am the party.

You should see some of the parties Maverick and I go to, shit gets so crazy, once there was even a black guy there

Did he bring the weed? I'm reefer-ing to the black guy.

Last time I went to a party with a black guy he smoked all my weed...

no it turned out he was just a really tan white guy

Welp.

I made it to Korea. Y'know. If any of you assholes were worried.

I don't get too worried about my imaginary friends traveling to imaginary places.

Oh, son of a bitch, now I'm going to have that song in my head all day.

Making it out of Korea will be the hard part, Dechs.

The only parties i like are the ones where they offer food and alcohol, and i can sit there with a friend or two and do nothing besides getting drunk and commenting on the girls. yes i am an horrible person

I like the parties where naked chicks are walking around with plates of cocaine.

I hope this one pretends he has much better things to do than hang out with us but still won't leave too.