[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[redthirst]

Red and Z, I recommend that you guys take the discussion elsewhere, like PM or some Private thread. This is the clubhouse, not a place where we air our dirty laundry. I'm not trying to further escalate things by saying this. I love both you guys and I don't want to pick sides here. I just really think that this conversation shouldn't be occurring in this particular thread.

Fair enough. I don't think we're getting anywhere anyway.

[Kaitscralt]

they don't call her pippy longstocking for nothing

[Khaospawn]

they don't call her pippy longstocking for nothing

[zemanjaski]

they don't call her pippy longstocking for nothing

You can do better.

[zemanjaski]

You're an english major for christ's sake. What are all those poetry medals for anyway?

[Kaitscralt]

[zemanjaski]

That's the madding I love.

[windstrider]

Red and Z, I recommend that you guys take the discussion elsewhere, like PM or some Private thread. This is the clubhouse, not a place where we air our dirty laundry. I'm not trying to further escalate things by saying this. I love both you guys and I don't want to pick sides here. I just really think that this conversation shouldn't be occurring in this particular thread.

Agreed. Please stop.

The previous issue between Z and Suga had been settled. There's no need to bring it up again.

To be fair, z's feelings are his own. If he felt the comment was over the line, then who are we to say otherwise? Our feelings and emotions are one of the few things that we uniquely own. No one else has a say about how a person feels.

Asking that Suga
be exiled, however, was an action that the clan council decided was inappropriate to the situation. It was a request born out of z's feelings, which he later acknowledged after we discussed it.

[hamfactorial]

Man, I should've known something was wrong with me when I all I wanted to do was sleep on my day off yesterday. Now I've got some fucking cold that feels like it was created by the Umbrella Corporation. I'm expecting to mutate any minute. Is this what I get for staying out late Monday night crushing my enemies with Modern Burn?

don't go zombie on us bro

[hamfactorial]

That's the madding I love.

now kiss

[DarthStabber]

So we still need a smart guy, a big guy, and a wild card.

[redthirst]

Ham's the smart guy.

Suga or Khaos could be the wild card.

Do we have a big guy?

[redthirst]

I believe photo's pretty big, but he's probably too smart and gentle to be the Biff of the group.

[redthirst]

If we're counting dick size, LP could be the big guy.

[DarthStabber]

I believe photo's pretty big, but he's probably too smart and gentle to be the Biff of the group.

If we can find another chick I'm 6'1' and just under 200, and it's not fat.

[Valdarith]

Depends on what kind of "big" we're talking about.

[Kazekirimaru]

-Walks into thread-

...

-walks out of thread-

[Kaitscralt]

don't go i have something to tell you about you

[Khaospawn]

Man, I should've known something was wrong with me when I all I wanted to do was sleep on my day off yesterday. Now I've got some fucking cold that feels like it was created by the Umbrella Corporation. I'm expecting to mutate any minute. Is this what I get for staying out late Monday night crushing my enemies with Modern Burn?

don't go zombie on us bro

They sent me home from work today for being too sick. Now I'm bummed because if I zombie out, I'm gonna end up eating my
dogs. I'd much rather infect everyone that walks into a Sam's Club.

[Khaospawn]

Also, Day Quil is a helluva drug.

[redthirst]

Also, Day Quil is a helluva drug.

If you're going to be tripping balls on DayQuil all day anyway, check out Garfield minus Garfield... it's actually significantly funnier than Garfield especially when you're messed up.

[hamfactorial]

If we're counting dick size, LP could be the big guy.

He's big. Big to the MAX.

[Khaospawn]

Also, Day Quil is a helluva drug.

If you're going to be tripping balls on DayQuil all day anyway, check out Garfield minus Garfield... it's actually significantly funnier than Garfield especially when you're messed up.

This. How am I just now discovering this!?

[rcwraspy]

In every group there's always problems between "the leader" and "the lancer", and if we apply literary analysis to clan dynamics I think this is what we see at play. There are obviously other reasons that bely these issues, but narratively they make little difference. So now who's "the big guy", who's "the brains", and who's "the chick"?

So Redthirst is Arthur, Z is Lancelot, and you're Gwineviere? Cool.

That must mean that Kait is Morgan.

Who's Merlin? Windstrider?

[Khaospawn]

In every group there's always problems between "the leader" and "the lancer", and if we apply literary analysis to clan dynamics I think this is what we see at play. There are obviously other reasons that bely these issues, but narratively they make little difference. So now who's "the big guy", who's "the brains", and who's "the chick"?

So Redthirst is Arthur, Z is Lancelot, and you're Gwineviere? Cool.

That must mean that Kait is Morgan.

Who's Merlin? Windstrider?

I want to be Boba Fett!

[hamfactorial]

I call dibs on Dumbledore Calrissian!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGMe_ymho90

[redthirst]

In every group there's always problems between "the leader" and "the lancer", and if we apply literary analysis to clan dynamics I think this is what we see at play. There are obviously other reasons that bely these issues, but narratively they make little difference. So now who's "the big guy", who's "the brains", and who's "the chick"?

So Redthirst is Arthur, Z is Lancelot,
and you're Gwineviere? Cool.

That must mean that Kait is Morgan.

Who's Merlin? Windstrider?

I want to be Boba Fett!

They'll never stop two go-go 80's Reganaughts like us.

[rcwraspy]

Red and Z, I recommend that you guys take the discussion elsewhere, like PM or some Private thread. This is the clubhouse, not a place where we air our dirty laundry. I'm not trying to further escalate things by saying this. I love both you guys and I don't want to pick sides here. I just really think that this conversation shouldn't be occurring in this particular thread.

Agreed. Please stop.

The previous issue between Z and Suga had been settled. There's no need to bring it up again.

To be fair, z's feelings are his own. If he felt the comment was over the line, then who
are we to say otherwise? Our feelings and emotions are one of the few things that we uniquely own. No one else has a say about how a person feels.

Asking that Suga be exiled, however, was an action that the clan council decided was inappropriate to the situation. It was a request born out of z's feelings, which he later acknowledged after we discussed it.

Yep. You're Merlin.

[Khaospawn]

So my buddy texts me and says that this year for his birthday, we should do a pub crawl instead of going to the Ren Fest. So I reply with: Let's do both. You're becoming a man this year, right?

The response I get back: Well, I just got my first period, so yes?

[hamfactorial]

May your first child be a masculine child

[Helios]

This is probably not any of ya'll's cup of tea, but Princess Jellyfish is an awesome anime. Super cute.

I am immensely amused that the FoS leadership is seriously referred to as "the council" and that removing someone from the clan is called "exiling."

We have fancy names for everything.

Ask us about our Shame Hole.

[LP, of the Fires]

If we're counting dick size, LP could be the big guy.

[Kaitscralt]

I vote exile Maverick for his snide remark

[hamfactorial]

He'd better watch his six

[Khaospawn]

His Goose may get cooked.

[hamfactorial]

Don't put your homoerotic volleyball game in the [Fires of Salvation]

[hamfactorial]

Also, daaaaaaaanger zone!

[LP, of the Fires]

LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Khaospawn]

Airplane is on Netflix. Best day ever!

[Khaospawn]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?