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Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:24 pm
by hamfactorial
It's ok, I speak jive

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:24 pm
by Khaospawn
Don't start with your white-zone shit again.

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:26 pm
by Khaospawn
Sometimes after the war, I developed a drinking problem...

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:27 pm
by Khaospawn
I just want to let you know that we're all counting on you. And good luck.

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:28 pm
by Khaospawn
Alright, get me ham on five and hold the mayo.

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:29 pm
by hamfactorial
M as in Mancy?!

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:35 pm
by Khaospawn
See a broad that give that booty action, lay her down or smack-em-yack-em.

Cold, got to be! Y'know?

Shiiiiit.

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:45 pm
by hamfactorial
Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't get da help!

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:47 pm
by Khaospawn
Cream?

No thank you, I take it black. Like my men.

:gonk:

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:50 pm
by Khaospawn
Do you ever hang around a gymnasium?

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:50 pm
by hamfactorial
Dock that chink a day's pay for napping on the job!

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:53 pm
by Khaospawn
Nervous?

Yeah.

First time?

No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:01 pm
by Khaospawn
Jim never vomits at home....

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:10 pm
by Jack
This was a bad week to quit sniffing glue.

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:13 pm
by Khaospawn
The shit's about to hit the fan.

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:25 pm
by DocLawless
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:28 pm
by Khaospawn
Off course? Impossible! They're on instruments!

*jam*

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:33 pm
by DocLawless
A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:39 pm
by Jack
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:43 pm
by DocLawless
Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:51 pm
by Kaitscralt
:magicmage:

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:53 pm
by Khaospawn
ANd Leone's getting la-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-arger!

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:54 pm
by hamfactorial
:magicmage:
Thank you very much for your reply. Though I appreciate how detailed it is, I nevertheless hope that it didn't take too long to compose.

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:57 pm
by windstrider
Auntie Em! Auntie Em! It's a twister! It's a twister!

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:59 pm
by Khaospawn
What can you make of this?

Well, it's a hat! Now its a corsage! And now it's a pterodactyl!

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:05 pm
by DocLawless
We have clearance, Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower's radio clearance, over!
That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Over.
Roger.
Huh?
Roger, over!
What?
Huh?
Who?

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:06 pm
by DarthStabber
Leader: Redthirst
Lancer: Zem
Big Guy: LP
Smart Guy: Windstrider
Chick: DS
Wildcard: Khaos
Token Evil Teammate: Kait

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:15 pm
by Khaospawn
Can my title be "Sexual Tyrannosaur"?

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:19 pm
by zemanjaski
I'm a real life token evil team mate.

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:20 pm
by zemanjaski
Play the shit out of those drums Dale.

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:25 pm
by Khaospawn
Leader: Redthirst
Lancer: Zem
Big Guy: LP
Smart Guy: Windstrider
Chick: DS
Wildcard: Khaos
Token Evil Teammate: Kait
Where's ham in all this? I demand justice! And hookers!

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:31 pm
by hamfactorial
Fine, screw you guys. I'm going to build my own clan team. With hookers! And blackjack!

In fact, forget the clan team and the blackjack!

Ah, screw the whole thing.

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:33 pm
by redthirst
Can my title be "Sexual Tyrannosaur"?
Y...yeah.

Wait, why would it not?

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:33 pm
by NerdBoyWonder
It's the fuckin' Catalina Wine mixer

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:43 pm
by Lightning_Dolt
You're just a curly headed fuck.

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:52 pm
by DarthStabber
Lab Guy: Ham

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:53 pm
by zemanjaski

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:55 pm
by zemanjaski
Heh, CFB have said I am entitled to play performance bonuses, FUCKING A.

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:56 pm
by Khaospawn
It's the fuckin' Catalina Wine mixer
POW!

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:11 pm
by Yarpus
Zem, if currently your whole purpose for participating in this community is to get into your high horse and fuck around - then you can masturbate in your room alone, while nobody gets disgusting splash on his face. It's cool to be braggy. It's sad to be arrogant.
I'm on Redthirst's side here.
I am immensely amused that the FoS leadership is seriously referred to as "the council" and that removing someone from the clan is called "exiling."
This gem is the nerdiest shit in the history of humankind.