Dies to Removal

You can't take my Friday from me!

Not giving a fuck is perfectly fine when done safely.

No, I really can't. But if I flew back now, I could make my Friday last another 14 hours.

Not giving a fuck is perfectly fine when done safely.

That's just your DGAF defense.

What if I don't give a fuck, but do give a flying fuck?

Fucks and flying fucks are evenly weighted in the eyes of the law.

Also, fucks can't block flying fucks.

Unless the fucks have reach.

But then they'd be reaching fucks.

That's like a reach around.

I have at least one fan girl. She seemed disappointed I wasn't dressed as Spike.

pics obv

Next time. I have a pic of me chatting with the coverage team.

they we see enough of
too much of
no boobs of
and oh the sounds they make

remember to use my name a lot

I want to get in good with the Australians

The coverage team definitely has boobs.

I want to get in good with the Australians

so I can lull them into a false sense of security and then destroy the coral reefs

remember to use my name a lot

If I get a deck tech or interview I would thank you, but I don't know your name. You'll have to be under the umbrella of the generic thanks offered to DTR.

James, the playmat for Melbourne in Fated Conflagration...could you ask for a more favorable omen?

And you do indeed look at home in the Transformers shirt!

I cracked a pack tonight and opened Chromanticore.

And damn, that promo Batterskull is sweet! I guess I really should spend more time poking around the mother ship...I rarely think to do so as I cannot access it from work.

Yeah Im going to try and trade for a second copy; I need two for other decks.

Very much wish I had things together to where I could at least get out to Game Day tomorrow...would love to pick up promo Pain Seer. But on the bright side, stupid weather we were supposed to get tonight hasn't developed, so my lady and I get to join Windstrider and his lovely wife for some good eats and great company.

I have Tajic, Daksteel Myr, and a Goblin Assault in play.

Me: "Tap seven, cast Jokulhaups."
Green player: "Damnit!"
Green blue player who tapped out: "Sonofabitch!"
Mono blue player: "Pact that shit."
Other two: "Phew!"

Next turn comes around.

Me: "Play mountain, tap eight, cast Obliterate."
Whole table: "Fuck Damnit!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

remember to use my name a lot

If I get a deck tech or interview I would thank you, but I don't know your name. You'll have to be under the umbrella of the generic thanks offered to DTR.

Kaitscralt is a name people would recognize more than my actual name, but shout-outs are optional, depends on if you ever want to talk to me again or not

For Khaos and the other MegaMan fans...

I am not going to credit "Kaitscralt".

It will not go "Josh Silvestri, Patrick Sullivan, Frank Karsten, Keith Ambrose, Collin Schwartz, Matt Lazenby and of course, most importantly, the man without whom none of this would be possible, Kaitscralt"

Why not, you call yourself Zemanjaski on videos

Magic Online is a thing

The Internet is a thing

True actually. Was that silly? That's just what came to mind when I was talking.

I thought it was fine, as a longtime gamer / RP'er / MTGO'er, I am more used to calling people by usernames and character names.

Hence why if I don't hear Kaitscralt said in a soothing Australian baritone I am gonna kill myself on youtube.

Why not, you call yourself Zemanjaski on videos

Magic Online is a thing

The Internet is a thing

Well to be fair when he was doing his live stream, he was like:
Zemanjaski: "Midnight_v, I find it silly calling you that, whats your real name."
Me: Midnight_V is my real name, my parents were hippies.
Zemanjaski: "Omg, man, if your serious, I am so sorry. Damn I didn't think..."
Midnight_v: I am NOT Serious My real name is "Midnight_v's real name"
Zemanjaski: "That is a fucking cool name, you should stop going by midnight_v on every board and website! Seriously"
Midnight_v: Thanks Z-Man, whats your real name?
Zemanjaski: Oh, I'm sorry I don't reveal my real name on the internet. you know how it is.

Midnight_v: "...ok"

Zemansjaski's Primer on Relationships: Always get your dick sucked 1st. Never give them your real name.

So don't worry about the him yelling out your "exact" name. He's a selfish lover.
hahahaha

now that nobodies confused, let's move on

now that nobodies confused, let's move on

HAHAHA! Red Magic and dick talk. It goes hand in hand.

Hence why if I don't hear Kaitscralt said in a soothing Australian baritone I am gonna kill myself on youtube.

Hmmmmmmm....

Hence why if I don't hear Kaitscralt said in a soothing Australian baritone I am gonna kill myself on youtube.

Hmmmmmmm....

BWHAHAHA! Redthirst! Like on your avatar.
I want Kaitiscrait to live though.

I want Z to credit me like one of his French girls.