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Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:22 pm
by Second Harkius
It's always been of interest to me whether Spammy is secretly trying to drive us to the dragon or not. He seems unconcerned with our little dragon game, aloof, but holy hell no one spams like Spammy.
the cowards at mtgs couldn't handle it!

some people here (secretly) can't handle it!

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:22 pm
by Second Harkius
#ThreadCowardice

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:23 pm
by Second Harkius
Ahrefs Bot can handle it

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:24 pm
by Second Harkius
Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush told a gathering of Christian conservatives this morning that he was “sick to my stomach” about the slow pace of the U.S. economic recovery and outlined a four-point plan for speeding it up.

Among the points was immigration overhaul. And one of Bush’s arguments in discussing his support for the Senate’s version: “Immigrants are more fertile.”

“Immigrants create far more businesses than native-born Americans,” Bush declared at the Faith and Freedom Coalition conference in Washington. “Immigrants are more fertile, and they love families, and they have more intact families, and they bring a younger population. Immigrants create an engine of economic prosperity.”
"White people aren't breeding quick enough!"

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:26 pm
by Slowpoke
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c'mon slowpoke

quote a post from 3 weeks ago so we can discuss it!
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Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:28 pm
by Second Harkius
Slowpoke is the best gimmick on this site.

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:28 pm
by Second Harkius
Slowpoke is the best gimmick on this site.
Prove me wrong, Blackhound / Vigilante!

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:28 pm
by Pendulum
The ironic thing is nobody cares less about the dragon game then the person who made it a reality
That's not irony. /jkijin

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:29 pm
by Second Harkius
Slowpoke is the best gimmick on this site.
Prove me wrong, Blackhound / Vigilante!
And that Thready Pooper guy.

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:29 pm
by Pendulum
Slowpoke is the best gimmick on this site.
Prove me wrong, Blackhound / Vigilante!
And that Thready Pooper guy.
I also like Iesus.

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:30 pm
by Pendulum
Slowpoke is the best gimmick on this site.

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The fuck Slowpoke! Way to break character. :mad:

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:32 pm
by Pendulum
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Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:34 pm
by Second Harkius
You shall sleep well tonight.

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:34 pm
by Second Harkius
fuck you

you can't even say it

OOOOO BABY I LIKE IT RAW

YEAH BABY I LIKE IT RAWWWWWWW

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:36 pm
by Second Harkius
fuck you

you can't even say it

OOOOO BABY I LIKE IT RAW

YEAH BABY I LIKE IT RAWWWWWWW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ITLNzPoEqs

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:36 pm
by Pendulum
You shall sleep well tonight.
After furious autoerotic masturbation, probably yeah.

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:36 pm
by Second Harkius
pendulum

a wall of spam is the face of god

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:37 pm
by Second Harkius
You shall sleep well tonight.
After furious autoerotic masturbation, probably yeah.
That was implied. Why'd you have to pull a Yanni and draw out the joke to its most overly-explained and therefore unfunny conclusion?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:40 pm
by Second Harkius
just don't put a belt around your neck while doing it. David Carradine died that way in a shady motel surrounded by asian prostitutes (google it).

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:44 pm
by Pendulum
[quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=71275#p71275:2b8s8fqy]Spambolic » Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:37 pm[/url:2b8s8fqy]":2b8s8fqy][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=71273#p71273:2b8s8fqy]Pendulum » Sat Jun 15, 2013 9:36 pm[/url:2b8s8fqy]":2b8s8fqy][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=71270#p71270:2b8s8fqy]Spambolic » Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:34 pm[/url:2b8s8fqy]":2b8s8fqy]You shall sleep well tonight.[/quote:2b8s8fqy]
After furious autoerotic masturbation, probably yeah.[/quote:2b8s8fqy]

That was implied. Why'd you have to pull a Yanni and draw out the joke to its most overly-explained and therefore unfunny conclusion?[/quote:2b8s8fqy]
Well, I was [i:2b8s8fqy]trying[/i:2b8s8fqy] to get us to a point where I could quote Buffalo Bill, but you broke the chain!

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:44 pm
by Pendulum
just don't put a belt around your neck while doing it. David Carradine died that way in a shady motel surrounded by asian prostitutes (google it).
Can I put a belt around my penis?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:45 pm
by Pendulum
Besides if I didn't draw out the joke Yanni wouldn't have gotten it.

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:52 pm
by Pendulum
just don't put a belt around your neck while doing it. David Carradine died that way in a shady motel surrounded by asian prostitutes (google it).
Can I put a belt around my penis?
What about the Asian sex workers?

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:56 pm
by Second Harkius
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Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:56 pm
by Second Harkius
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show
'em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:57 pm
by Checkbox
Such a poet

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:58 pm
by Tom Servo
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Caught in the act!

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:58 pm
by Tom Servo
Them titties

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:58 pm
by Pendulum
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Caught in the act!
Yanni, there's an implication here that Tom Servo also enjoys autoerotic stimulation.
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Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:59 pm
by Tom Servo
Our guest's mind must be spoken

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:22 pm
by Pendulum
I think it might have been Blackhound, caught him lurking earlier.

Don't feel like joining in the discussion, 'Hound? You could probably tip it back towards drama pretty easily, considering 'Scralty's mood.

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:22 pm
by Pendulum
ExpiredRascals is the leak, btw.

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:56 pm
by Kaitscralt
leaky dogs sink laps

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:58 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
ExpiredRascals is the leak, btw.
tell us more

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:01 am
by Neo Metal Sonic
I am the ...


...

dunno, what am I?

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:03 am
by Kaitscralt
the whore in the north

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:12 am
by Neo Metal Sonic
.... why I had to ask...

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:29 am
by Corruption Watch
I've always thought there needed to be a drinking CCG.
Stop the press:

http://theboozecube.blogspot.com.au/p/c ... oiler.html

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:32 am
by Corruption Watch
Oh man, dat keyword - "boozetouch."

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:34 am
by Corruption Watch
"Flipper of the Birds"...this may actually be the first time I die from laughing at a custom set.