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Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:43 am
by Second Harkius
You guys are milking these jokes for all their worth

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:43 am
by Second Harkius
Maybe 2% of the members will get it

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:44 am
by DroppinSuga
I don't think the whole of the group will understand.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:45 am
by Second Harkius
I don't think the whole of the group will understand.
They'll be easy to spot.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:45 am
by Pendulum
Maybe 2% of the members will get it
That joke seems a bit skim.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:45 am
by Second Harkius
We should be calful of what we say.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:45 am
by Pendulum
It cud work, though. Kind of on the horns of a dilemma.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:46 am
by Second Harkius
This discussion seems awfully corralled.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:47 am
by Pendulum
You're saying we should lasso it in a bit?

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:47 am
by DroppinSuga
This is really getting cheesy at this point. It's udderly ridiculous.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:47 am
by Second Harkius
I don't want to steer the conversation away though.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:47 am
by Second Harkius
Sounds like DroppinSuga has a beef with this thread.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:48 am
by Pendulum
Or spur it on?

...oh, and we've breached cowboy metaphors! Finally my days of watching CowBoys of Moo Mesa will pay off!

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:49 am
by DroppinSuga
I'm bucking mad! I'm going to step away and have a patty melt.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:51 am
by Tom Servo
tits

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:51 am
by DroppinSuga
Quit being a boob.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:52 am
by Second Harkius
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Call us gay Kaitscralt you know you want to.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:53 am
by Second Harkius
(I can hear the malice on his tongue)

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:53 am
by Second Harkius
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Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:54 am
by DroppinSuga
Where the white women at?

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:54 am
by Second Harkius
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:love:

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:54 am
by Second Harkius
Where the white women at?
god lord this is a mtg website

you'd have better luck on craigslist

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:55 am
by Second Harkius
find some 62+ year old spinster who posts a picture of herself where she looks in her late 50s

and nail her

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:56 am
by DroppinSuga
At the Modern Masters draft on Friday, a bunch of chicks showed up. I think their boyfriends sent them.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:56 am
by Tom Servo
one is in texas

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:57 am
by Second Harkius
At the Modern Masters draft on Friday, a bunch of chicks showed up. I think their boyfriends sent them.
did they distract you? were they moderately chubby like most mtg players girlfriends?

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:57 am
by Second Harkius
have you seen the darkness in the hearts of men? a profound and solemn darkness that can only be remedied through the cathartic power of cynical spam?

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:58 am
by Tom Servo
A couple that used to go to my lgs named their kid Jace

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:58 am
by DroppinSuga
At the Modern Masters draft on Friday, a bunch of chicks showed up. I think their boyfriends sent them.
did they distract you? were they moderately chubby like most mtg players girlfriends?
The scary part is that they were attractive. I'm not entirely sure if this event really happened or if it was more of a shared dream of all the regulars.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:00 am
by Tom Servo
We need to call George Noory

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:01 am
by Pendulum
At the Modern Masters draft on Friday, a bunch of chicks showed up. I think their boyfriends sent them.
did they distract you? were they moderately chubby like most mtg players girlfriends?
The scary part is that they were attractive. I'm not entirely sure if this event really happened or if it was more of a shared dream of all the regulars.
I'd guess a sorority initiation
ritual, personally.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:01 am
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
I have a need to turtle slap someone

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:01 am
by DroppinSuga
We need to call George Noory
Aliens, man. Aliens.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:03 am
by Kaitscralt
you're gay

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:03 am
by Second Harkius
At the Modern Masters draft on Friday, a bunch of chicks showed up. I think their boyfriends sent them.
did they distract you? were they moderately chubby like most mtg players girlfriends?
The scary part is that they were
attractive. I'm not entirely sure if this event really happened or if it was more of a shared dream of all the regulars.
I'd guess a sorority initiation ritual, personally.
It's like that movie Cruel Intentions. The hot girls are seeing how many nerds they can get to fall in love with them.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:04 am
by Second Harkius
I thank Kaits' post knowing he'll never thank me in return. My feelings go unrequited yet my spirit is content.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:05 am
by DroppinSuga
I am a kind and gentle soul.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:06 am
by Second Harkius
I am a kind and gentle soul.
You got the 4k post in this thread. Not bad for a spam n00b

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:07 am
by DroppinSuga
I came here to run shit and take some names.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:08 am
by Second Harkius
I came here to run shit and take some names.
but your avatar is ironic right? oh god i do hope so