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Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:20 pm**

I'm so happy I decided to pop in and look at this page.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:47 pm**

Does anyone else think of horrible janky combos when looking at spoilers? 80% of the combos or interactions I think up are usually crap but 20% seem to actually have application, usually not discovered by me tho

Like Twinflame and Harness by Force?

[card]Legion's Initiative[/card] and Bearer of the Heavens?

Setessan Tactics + decent heroic?

Atheros + Xathrid Necromancer + Humans?

Disciple of deceit + Springleaf Drum or [card]Witches' Eye[/card] for transmuting fun.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:53 pm**

Dictate of Kruphix + Notion Thief.

Sage of Hours + Corpsejack Menace + Ajani for the ultimate in jank.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:18 pm**

Battlefield Thaumaturge + Curse of the swine

Sage of hours +
Give (Give and take)
or + (Varloz and his scavenging friends)
or + Master Biomancer
etc... there are probably more

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:23 pm**

Praise Deer God

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:24 pm**

Long story short: Guilty Pleasure should make us feel guilty...

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:24 pm**

I don't understand what that's ab- ALL HAIL DEER LORD

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:25 pm**

Deer are nice and all but I don't see the big d- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:26 pm**

Sage of hours + primeval bounty....of our DEER LORD!

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:27 pm**

I've got some venison in the freezer.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:27 pm**

So I'm going to two separate church services this Easter Sunday. I need some more Jesus jokes.

Can I get thrown out of one of them? 3:2 odds.
Can I get thrown out of both? 4:1 odds.
Can I get a pastor to take a swing at me? 16:1 odds.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:33 pm**

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus.

I know. I hate myself too.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:34 pm**

How much dies Jesus love you ?

( extend out arms ala Jesus hanging from the cross )

This much

Jesus is coming , but thankfully he pulled out

Why can't Jesus eat skittles, they fall through his hands

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:37 pm**

Don't let him on your hockey team. He'll get nailed to the boards.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:38 pm**

Don't let him on your hockey team. He'll get nailed to the boards.

Well, that and the illegal headgear.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:55 pm**

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?
He was hung like this *arms extended in crucifixion pose"

What's jesus's least favorite Olympic event?
Swimming, the water goes right through his hands.

Why are gay marriage and pot legalization are happening at the same time?
If a man lies with a man as he lies with a woman he shall be stoned.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:07 pm**

You're all going to hell.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:10 pm**

If I am, at least I'll enjoy the company.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:25 pm**

Hell for the company, heaven for the climate.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:31 pm**

You're all going to hell.

Wisconsin?

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:09 pm**

Any snooker entusiasts out there?

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:20 pm**

You're all going to hell.
Wisconsin?

Michigan. Detroit, specifically.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:22 pm**

Buffalo?

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:23 pm**

Any snooker entusiasts out there?

I watched it when I lived in the UK but never really understood the rules.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:29 pm**

Any snooker entusiasts out there?

I'm not really into pokemon.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:35 pm**

You're all going to hell.
Wisconsin?
Michigan. Detroit, specifically.

There is a Hell, Minnesota.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:45 pm**

I got a new guitar today :3

Nothing ostentatious, but functional. And it has seven strings!

(That's one more string than normal to make some fucking noise with.)

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:48 pm**

7 strings is ostentatious

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:54 pm**

Nah, eight strings is ostentatious. Seven strings is skating the borderline.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:55 pm**

7 strings is merely pretentious

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:57 pm**

My guitar goes up to 11

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:04 am**

America, where you cook bacon and bake cookies

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:07 am**

America, where you cook bacon and bake cookies

That's not just america, that's baked in to the english language (pun not intended, but amusing).

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:49 am**

I just applied for a job at the drycleaning place near my apartment, so now I need my suit drycleaned. Do I take my suit that smells like whiskey and pot smoke to them, or do I find another cleaners?

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:22 am**

As far as I can see, the red Strive cards are good. Possible double Heat Shimmer or Act of Treason? I know I will get a playset of them both.

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:20 am**

Besides the new O-Ring we just got, I like the new Tidehollow Sculler.

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:21 am**

I was considering act of treason for sideboard before, but with strive it becomes more interesting.

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:26 am**

Nah, eight strings is ostentatious. Seven strings is skating the borderline.

Jeff Loomis/Tosin Abasi disagree

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:28 am**

Deicide art needs to be the Game Day mat.

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:02 am**

Nah, eight strings is ostentatious. Seven strings is skating the borderline.
Jeff Loomis/Tosin Abasi disagree

You can't tell me Animals as Leaders isn't at least slightly over-the-top.

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