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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:07 pm
by ExarionUniverse1
...or you could report it yourself if you're that worried about it. Or just fix it right now.
I need the info Madame, pm me it with a screenshot..

if you do it , I wont get offended , oppositely it will be a pleasure moment :P
Yeah....I can't do screenshots. I use this cutting tool that Windows 7 has.
I don't even know what it's called, but it takes a pic of your screen at that moment in any size you want.
that is screenshot.


checkbot : different people = different ways of operation.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:13 pm
by Pendulum
Perhaps we should all try turning the internet off and turning it back on again.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:15 pm
by Manders
RESET THE INTERNET!!!

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:24 pm
by Pendulum
RESET THE INTERNET!!!
God, there's gotta be some great urban legends/conspiracy theories about that somewhere.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:24 pm
by Captain Murphy
RESET THE INTERNET!!!
God, there's gotta be some great urban legends/conspiracy theories about that somewhere.
South Park has your back

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:26 pm
by ExarionUniverse1

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:39 pm
by Pendulum
Sigh, my efforts to find a good conspiracy theory are always hampered because I can never resist reading about the Bloop. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bloop

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:02 pm
by Captain Murphy
I like the aids and cancer theories myself

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:23 pm
by Manders
The Bloop sounds awesome :p

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:24 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
Say Scumbag, have you spent all of that million Euros you won a few years back ?
I got about half of it by now. I've paid only a small sum to subcontractors since all contracts are 30% at t0, 70% when you deliver the product.

I'd update my thread on MTGS, but you know, banned by corrupt mods, etc...

Good news is I'm about to get an extra 1M€ End of March for developing some extra features.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:30 pm
by Captain Murphy
Nice

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:34 pm
by Pendulum
Wait, holy shit!
It's obvious what's happening now. Obviously, Scumbag is constructing a reverse dilation device to transmit the unexplained ocean sounds back to their extraterrestrial origins, communicating with these beings by seismic activity! One could also theorize that these discussions take place most easily in the Spring and Summer months (Northern Hemisphere) as that is when the tidal flow and iceberg activity are capable of being manipulated, all for the purpose of waking the star child under the waves.
Who was the leak? Freakin' Cthulhu was the freakin' leak.

You got cocky, Scumbag. That was your downfall.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:38 pm
by Pendulum
Which means that DJBlackDiamond can only be:

Image

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:41 pm
by Pendulum
I mean why else would he be so concerned with super-hard substances that must be made as smooth as possible?

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:48 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
dafaq?

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:51 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
why the fuck do i have a friend request by Hunter44 on MTGS.... I dont even know who the fuck that is.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:51 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
Unless its one of you fucknuts.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:52 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
Posting to summon the next dragon.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:52 pm
by Kaitscralt
holy granny panties

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:55 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
Those are some big panties.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:01 pm
by Pendulum
There is something very wrong with you guys, like in your head meat.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:04 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
And yet still more sane then MOST of the rest of the net.

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:13 pm
by Manders
Hunter44 wants to be your friend!

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:58 pm
by Sir Sapphire the 3rd
And?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:10 am
by Manders
:shrug:

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:17 am
by iamabadman
its my gimmick since im banned there

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:21 am
by Shalako
Sigh, my efforts to find a good conspiracy theory are always hampered because I can never resist reading about the Bloop. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bloop
I like how on Discovery channel they said the Bloop was The Navy Testing a New Weapon and it killed all of the Mermaids.

Also Mermaids are real.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:29 am
by Pendulum
Well not anymore.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:31 am
by Manders
Yeah, Shalako, don't you pay attention?

THE BLOOP KILLED ALL THE MERMAIDS.

AND THE DRAGONS.

AND THE GRIFFINS.

AND THE PHOENIXES.

EVERY CREATURE THAT WAS COOL AS SHIT GOT DESTROYED BY THE MOTHERFUCKING BLOOP!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:46 am
by Pendulum
That is one bad-ass bloop.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:49 am
by Kaitscralt
There is something very wrong with you guys, like in your head meat.
yes. but not about this

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:52 am
by Pendulum
The Upswing is actually the unexplained noise I find most fascinating. Unlike the Bloop, the Upswing (also knows as the "Chirp") keeps happening (about 4-5 times a year), has a pattern, and we have literally no clue what is making it. The best guesses all have something to do with atmospheric pressures like an underwater Aurora Borealis, but that's mostly a shot in the dark.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:05 am
by Yannaria
how do you fuck a mermaid
aside from the throat

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:14 am
by Pendulum
how do you fuck a mermaid
aside from the throat
Fish do have vaginas, you realize that right?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:17 am
by Manders
how do you fuck a mermaid
aside from the throat
Ask T-Pain.

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:18 am
by Yannaria
how do you fuck a mermaid
aside from the throat
Fish do have vaginas, you realize that right?
does the little mermaid have a vagina?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:19 am
by Pendulum
I mean, they also have anuses, hands, hell they have gills too. How uncreative can you get?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:20 am
by ( G_R )
Smithers...

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:26 am
by Yannaria
are you saying that I can have anal sex with a mermaid?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:27 am
by Manders
Yes.