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Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:30 am

Part of her world.

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:31 am

Goddammit, Penis.

Now the song's stuck in my head.

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:31 am

That's your new name.

You penis.

You cannot make another post so soon after your last.
To hell with you, too!

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:33 am

so you're telling me... that I can stick my penis... inside her?

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:34 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyFVG4VfPmg

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:34 am

so you're telling me... that I can stick my penis... inside her?

How the hell do you think Prince Eric did it?

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:35 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyFVG4VfPmg

Oh you sonuvabeetch!!

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:36 am

I'm glad I can't hear videos right now, because I do NOT want more TLM songs stuck in my head!!!!

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:36 am

Part of her world.

LOL

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:40 am

so you're telling me... that I can stick my penis... inside her?
How the hell do you think Prince Eric did it?

don't fish just cum in the water and the girl swims into it?

so I assume they got into a hottub and he jerked off.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:40 am

That's your new name.

You penis.

You cannot make another post so soon after your last.
To hell with you, too!

I approve of this decision.

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:44 am

so you're telling me... that I can stick my penis... inside her?
How the hell do you think Prince Eric did it?
don't fish just cum in the water and the girl swims into it?

so I assume they got into a hottub and he jerked off.

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Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:46 am

what?
I went to school in Maine.

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:46 am

christ we still think that humans and dinosaurs lived together

Shalako · Postby **Shalako** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:59 am

so you're telling me... that I can stick my penis... inside her?
How the hell do you think Prince Eric did it?
don't fish just cum in the water and the girl swims into it?

so I assume they got into a hottub and he jerked off.

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clip ... aid-mating

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:09 am

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:10 am

Uh....I'm no expert on fish impregnation....but I don't think that's how it works.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:11 am

Fish lay eggs and the males fertilize them you god damn neanderthals

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:12 am

source: my basement is seaworld

Manders · Postby **Manders** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:12 am

Fish lay eggs and the males fertilize them you god damn neanderthals

See, that's what I thought happened!

Thank you, k8, for edumacating us!!

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:13 am

did Jesus ride a fish to school

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:18 am

did Jesus ride a fish to school

http://watchout4snakes.com/creativityto ... hrase.aspx

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:20 am

'Cuz I mean if you're just going to start picking words at random you might as well have a wide vocabulary.

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:20 am

I'm playing madlibs: atheism addition

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:23 am

"If evolution is about exploiting every available natural niche why have we never seen a combination of __________ (animal) and __________ (another animal)? Would that have advantages over either of the two base species?"

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:24 am

Don't make me pull out the Crockaduck.

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:24 am

"but God, you left the Christopher Hitchens right next to the computer for us to read!""

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:25 am

Don't make me pull out the Crockaduck.

lol yes that is exactly how evolution works Kirk Cameron you fucking moron

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:25 am

We'd all be so much better off without that stupid "free will" thing.

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:27 am

We'd all be so much better off without that stupid "free will" thing.

what's determinism

Pendulum · Postby **Pendulum** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:27 am

Don't make me pull out the Crockaduck.
lol yes that is exactly how evolution works Kirk Cameron you fucking moron

Wait, wtf? You don't know how fish procreate but you know about Kirk Cameron's Apologeticism Debate? Are you sure you're not home-schooled?

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:30 am

Don't make me pull out the Crockaduck.
lol yes that is exactly how evolution works Kirk Cameron you fucking moron
Wait, wtf? You don't know how fish procreate but you know about Kirk Cameron's Apologeticism Debate? Are you sure you're not home-schooled?

I barely passed biology and I
listen to a lot of counter apologetic podcasts to make myself feel smarter

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:31 am

also what atheist doesn't know about Kirk fucking Cameron and Banana guy's crockaduck example?

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:33 am

Fish lay eggs and the males fertilize them you god damn neanderthals

yup

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:38 am

Kpaca may know that gar have poisonous roe, it is one caviar that you would very much regret dining on

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:41 am

Because of where he lives, not because he eats poisonous fish eggs

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:42 am

Makes it a much easier task of guarding them when all the natural threats to them know they are poisonous

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:42 am

YOU JUST GOT GAR'D!

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:43 am

that's the slogan for my animal planet show i am pitching

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:44 am

Oh god I just noticed noticed Yanni has become Yannus

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