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Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:18 pm**

Remember remember the fifth of November, the mana flood, misplays and scrump.

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:22 pm**

#Scrumptoberfest

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:24 pm**

Scrumpelstiltskin

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:25 pm**

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:27 pm**

Scrumpelstiltskin

Incoming troll account.

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:28 pm**

Scrumpzekiel 25:17 For the path of the Scrumpers is beset on all sides by the inequities and tyranny of evil women.

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:29 pm**

Does Scrumpellus Wallace look like a bitch?

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:30 pm**

Scrumpelstiltskin
Incoming troll account.

10/10 would gimmick

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:33 pm**

I'll be down in X-2 shakes of a scrump 's tail

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:36 pm**

Bring out the scrump

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:41 pm**

Spiders caught himself a couple of scrumps

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:42 pm**

I got my technique down and everything, I don't be scrumping or nothing.

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:45 pm**

RIP redthirst

Not dead and never went back to Sally - just got a job where I not only don't get 8 hours of free time each day to dick around, but I also don't have access to my phone. Since that particular job also takes up about 14 hours of my day and I tend to want to spend time with the family on my days off I, sadly, don't have too much time for y'all.

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:57 pm**

Just realized your sig is an ass.

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 6:50 pm**

dat ass

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 7:21 pm**

Chandra's ass.

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 8:19 pm**

how does one not have access to their phone?

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 8:23 pm**

Closed areas where phones are not permitted. For example, areas where classified information is held or discussed.

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 8:30 pm**

yup, phones are some of the worse safety liabilities. Also, places with ATEX restrictions strictly forbid phones anywhere onsite

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 9:29 pm**

Warning, big picture...

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 10:04 pm**

Warning, big picture...

It's either YP$ or Eidolon of the Great Revel.

Red has all the choices!

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 11:03 pm**

I am scrump as you are scrump as you are scrump
And we all scrump together
See how they run like betas from a gym see how they cry
I'm trolling

Sitting by my game store, waiting for my mom to come
XXL t-shirt, stupid bloody Friday
Man, you been a scrumpy boy. You went X-2 again
I am the Scrumper, they are the Scrumper
I need to git gud, goo goo goo joob

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 11:08 pm**

My scrump, my scrump. My lovely scrumper scrumps.

Posted: **Sat Sep 06, 2014 11:27 pm**

X-2 may be scrumping but it was enough to get me (driving MDU) into the Top 8 at the MOCS Season 9 Finals. Got bounced in the quarters by the same guy who slaughtered me in the swiss but the boost in prizes is at least some consolation.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 4:47 am**

Super early Azban Aggro list:

[deck]

4 Soldier of the Pantheon
4 Herald of Anafenza
4 Sylvan Caryatid
4 Fleecemace Lion
3 Anafenza, The Foremost
3 Brimaz, King of Oreskos
1 Athreos, God of Passage

Spells
3 Sorin, Solemn Visitor
3 Azban Ascendancy
2 Spear of Heliod
4 Thoughtseize
2 Flexable Removal Spot

Lands
4 Mana Confluence
4 Windswept Heath
3 Temple of Plenty
3 Llanowar Wastes
3 Caves of Koilos
3 Forest
3 Plains
[/deck]

Super resistant hard to kill aggro creatures that ignores board wipes (Anger, new 5 CMC) with big butts, Athreos, and the new Azban enchantment. Spear pumps creatures and tokens, Sorin's +1 makes use of the beefy creatures and numbers and recovering lost life from the mana base. Post sideboard I can get away with running my own board wipe against aggro with Drown in Sorrow.

Caryatid would be the first to go in case of a really good 2 drop creature.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 5:24 am**

The Internet has long been a haven for circlejerking and subhuman freak circuses. However, with the rise of feel-good propaganda campaigns and rampant white guilt, various special snowflakes have begun to crawl out of the woodwork demanding their very own asspat. In a world where every blogger, facebook soapboaxer and overly opinionated suburban white person feels they can change the world with a tweet, a new phenomena has been born: the Social Justice Warrior. Social justice warriors are best described as a bunch of "activists" who sit around all day and bitch and moan about how everyone and everything is "racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic/whorephobic/fatphobic/arachnophobic/bigoted/oppressive". They consider everyone who disagrees even in the slightest to be a "white hetero-cis scum", even if the ones disagreeing with them are ethnic minorities, gays, bisexuals, etc. Pretty much 99% of the
time, social justice warriors on Tumblr never get the fuck off their ass and actually do something, as they're too busy telling people to "check their privilege" while at the same time not noticing their own privilege as they're able to afford a computer or their own innate hypocrisy as they will inevitably rage against well-off white cisgendered people all the while having a significant amount of well-off white cisgendered people making up their numbers.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 5:26 am**

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 5:26 am**

I'd been calling them 'social issues crusaders' for years! I didn't realize there was a movement trolling these bozos!

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 5:35 am**

some of these SJW memes are gold.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 5:37 am**

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 5:41 am**

damn, maybe I am more FOS than I thought.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 6:06 am**

Trigger Warning
A phrase posted at the beginning of various posts, articles, or blogs. Its purpose is to warn weak minded people who are easily offended that they might find what is being posted offensive in some way due to its content, causing them to overreact or otherwise start acting like a dipshit. Popular on reddit SRS or other places that social justice warriors like to hang out.

Trigger warnings are unnecessary 100% of the time due to the fact that people who are easily offended have no business randomly browsing the internet anyways.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 6:32 am**

Going X-2 triggered me!

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 8:01 am**

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 8:18 am**

PM me your address Spam and I'll get your fedora in the Mail ASAP.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 8:37 am**

Anything will trigger ptsd.

I've suffered post traumatic stress (which is temporary and a non issue), and have dealt with all manner of ptsd between friends and clients. Text that cover something sensitive to the victim WILL trigger something if the ptsd is severe enough.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 3:00 pm**

PM me your address Spam and I'll get your fedora in the Mail ASAP.

why would he want to wear two?

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 3:52 pm**

Super early Azban Aggro list:

[deck]

4 Soldier of the Pantheon
4 Herald of Anafenza
4 Sylvan Caryatid
4 Fleecemace Lion
3 Anafenza, The Foremost
3 Brimaz, King of Oreskos
1 Athreos, God of Passage

Spells
3 Sorin, Solemn Visitor
3 Azban Ascendancy
2 Spear of Heliod
4 Thoughtseize
2 Flexable Removal Spot

Lands
4 Mana Confluence
4 Windswept Heath
3 Temple of Plenty
3 Llanowar Wastes
3 Caves of Koilos
3 Forest
3 Plains
[/deck]

Super resistant hard to kill aggro creatures that ignores board wipes (Anger, new 5 CMC) with big butts, Athreos, and the new Azban enchantment. Spear pumps creatures and tokens, Sorin's +1 makes use of the beefy creatures and numbers and recovering lost life from the mana base. Post sideboard I can get away with
running my own board wipe against aggro with Drown in Sorrow.

Caryatid would be the first to go in case of a really good 2 drop creature.

Whatever deck i'm gonna play I'm gonna make sure I have 4 Soldier of The Pantheon lol.

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2014 4:23 pm**

Seems like a good call.

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