Dies to Removal

quote="iamabadman » Sat Sep 07, 2013 1:26 pm"]russians banned humor after learning homosexuals like humor

You are:

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Probably not tonight, though, we're doing an experiment and just running karaoke every night until one of us dies.

Petition to gain entry to Uberteam Blather Force 5

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post 2. hilarious fail.

Petition to rename thread to "Blathersummit 5: Cloacal Abnormalities"

Create a proper petition: http://www.change.org/

Don't though

You're sending some mixed messages here..

This thread isn't even a page deep yet and already it disappoints. (With the exception of all of Pendulum's posts, of course.)

I love Domino's for the simple fact that I never get to have it ever.

There's a word for desiring something more because you cannot attain it, right? I can't think of the fucking word.

So, I took a walk down memory lane and re-read the first couple of pages of the first blathering thread. I just want to say that "iridium" is best world filter eva.

DC forbids Batwoman's gay marriage, creative team leaves.

To be fair, about a dozen creative teams have left DC over the past year due to editorial mismanagement.

FIGHTING BREAKS ICE


least ice kills dragons dead

Perhaps it's just the Minnesotan in me talking, but I've always found the memetic belief that "ice = brittle" to be hysterically off-center. Anybody who's ever slipped on a patch of ice and landed ass-first on it knows quite well that that shit is hard.

I love Domino's for the simple fact that I never get to have it ever.

There's a word for desiring something more because you cannot attain it, right? I can't think of the fucking word.

Schadenfruede. It's totally schadenfreude.

Schadenfreude is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. This word is a loanword from German, the direct English translation is 'Damage-Joy' or 'Fail-Joy', it is the feeling of joy when one sees another fail, and is also borrowed in some other languages.

Saudade - It describes a deep emotional state of nostalgic or deeply melancholic longing for an absent something or someone that one loves. Moreover, it often carries a repressed knowledge that the object of longing will never return.

i mean we're a circlejerk but we'll slap new members on the back and tell them join in and laugh with us.



no homo

It has been a most enjoyable decent into madness.

Shame the lurkers.

I think he's falling asleep now. It's gone silent...

My GF is a Scorpio and I'm a Sagittarius lol

This would have been a great ending to the last thread.

slow poke is best poke

Also someone just got rebanned

I mean is it just that you guys view me as some super-serious nerd hunched over his computer combing the site for drama? I like to think that I blather rather freely with a jolliness, I made the Free Harkius thread because it seemed lulzy, is that not coming through clearly?

It's actually a big concern of mine, I hear all the time that I sound angry and shit and that's really not the case. I respect the freedom to yell when I want, it's a rare and precious thing for me, but I apologize if that's what you remember about me instead of the constant stream of bright-hearted blathering.

Awwww.

Thank you.

I've been waiting in the Wendy's drive through for so long I caught up on DTR

my greatest fear in life is that when the world finds out what is actually going into these chicken nuggets, i won't care at all

i just pissed in an empty beer bottle because i couldn't hold it while my roommate jerked off in the bathroom. apparently humans can piss more than 12oz and i had to stop early. now i feel constipated in my dick

Someone should ban Checkbox.

still catching up on this thread, but you can go get fucked

But hey, I was the one who unbanned Slammu and since he hasn't caused any trouble since his brief return, I wasn't actually going to reban him for nothing. I only act unreasonable because it's part of the online image I've been fervently cultivating for the past several years.[/
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One of those sentences may be false. ^^

last one

this is mainly why I dispise your posts

I wish we could trap Checkbox and Onar in a room together. We could tape it and sell it as reality tv.

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post 2. hilarious fail.

You'd think it'd be a win though 'cuz it was done hipster ironic.

Petition to rename thread to "Blathersummit 5: Cloacal Abnormalities"

Create a proper petition: http://www.change.org/

Don't though

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You're sending some mixed messages here..

This is the only post of the first 44 posts that was not thanked by rezombad.

Why, rezombad? WHY?

I feel bad. That was rezombad's post. He couldn't thank it. (At least Onar didn't come point it out to me. Then I'd feel really bad.)

I love Domino's for the simple fact that I never get to have it ever.

There's a word for desiring something more because you cannot attain it, right? I can't think of the fucking word.

Schadenfruede. It's totally schadenfreude.

Don't confuse the poor boy, Slammu!

Oh sweet criminy crap. The 12-year olds dressed in anime are now jumping rope in front of the giant fan.
Scralty, I don't have training for this, I seem to have a full-on pedo-trap on my hands, what do I do in case of creeper!?

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post 2. hilarious fail.

Oh sweet criminy crap. The 12-year olds dressed in anime are now jumping rope in front of the giant fan.
Scralty, I don't have training for this, I seem to have a full-on pedo-trap on my hands, what do I do in case of creeper!?

There is an awful lot of Nonmurican going on in this thread.