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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:26 pm
by Kaitscralt
:iiam2: ?

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:26 pm
by Sara
I'm probably one set of genitals away from being a neckbeard. :(

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:27 pm
by Khaospawn
That way, when there's blood on the sheets, Alex knows that he's the reason for it.

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:28 pm
by hamfactorial
This has escalated quickly

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:29 pm
by Kaitscralt
Alex is the reason for the worst DTR gimmick since The Last DTR User

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:29 pm
by Sara
It's on a quick decline though.

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:29 pm
by Khaospawn
:mob:

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:33 pm
by Sara
I don't hate you, it's that schoolyard shit where girls and guys pick on one another!

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:33 pm
by Khaospawn
Except that it's just Alex pushing himself down.

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:58 pm
by rcwraspy
I have to be well-adjusted enough for the both of us in literally every social situation. It's exhausting.
This is the biggest tell that Sara is just an Alex gimmick. This is one of his favorite mis-used words.

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:07 pm
by Kaitscralt
:no:

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:29 pm
by Col. Khaddafi
:lol:

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:51 pm
by Self Medicated
:munch:

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:14 am
by Mcdonalds
If Sara is real, she probably has a bigger dick than Alex

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:34 am
by Col. Khaddafi
Alex stole Maddings wife.

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:45 am
by hamfactorial
RIP belza

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:01 am
by Kaitscralt
Having a girlfriend =/= having a girlfriend posting on DTR

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:01 am
by Kaitscralt
Just ask n.s, he knows the difference

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:03 am
by DroppinSuga
I think my wife would rather shoot herself than post on this website

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:17 am
by Kaitscralt
I'd ask her for nudes, or at least lingerie shots

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:33 am
by DroppinSuga
They are nice.

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:42 am
by magicdownunder
How would you guys build this pool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33kj0WZxLeg

Is this a good pool?

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:02 am
by zemanjaski
Alex is becoming me six months ago which is all bad.

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:20 am
by Kaitscralt
You're too old to have radical changes in persona in six month increments. Get your shit together.

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:30 am
by Kaitscralt
No one is doubting her actual existence, just her existence on this forum.

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:36 am
by zemanjaski
You're too old to have radical changes in persona in six month increments. Get your shit together.

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:51 am
by Valdarith
I just pulled a Dig Through Time and a foil Dig Through Time in the same pack. Interesting...

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:53 am
by Dechs Kaison
The universe is trying to remind you about something you've forgotten.

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:31 am
by RedNihilist
I just pulled a Dig Through Time and a foil Dig Through Time in the same pack. Interesting...
I've done the same with Mantis Rider. :love2:

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:14 pm
by redthirst
I'm probably marrying this woman. Unless she's hella crazy and I haven't seen it yet, anyway.
3 things:

1. All women are hella crazy, but

2. That shouldn't concern you for obvious reasons, and

3. Marrying? Not in God's Country, nancy.

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:05 pm
by windstrider
Does anyone feel that Red Devotion has a place in the current Standard environment?

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:05 pm
by Tyrael
Not without Boros Reckoner, Emily, Ashley or Frostburn Weird I'm afraid

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:23 pm
by Dechs Kaison
Why am I only just now finding this?

http://www.reddit.com/r/comeonandslam/
Because it's shit.

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:40 pm
by hamfactorial
What is that pi button used for?

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:40 pm
by Khaospawn
For pie, duh

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:08 pm
by DarthStabber
What is that pi button used for?
For situations where you need half of tau.

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:57 pm
by Khaospawn
It can't even fetch back your dignity either. Trade it for some Red commons instead!

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:55 pm
by DarthStabber
Love, it is a mother fucker. That's why I always say hos before bros.

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:10 pm
by Khaospawn
Scrumps 'n fist bumps!

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:10 am
by Lightning_Dolt
Decks before sex.