Dies to Removal

wouldn't going X-2 gain him some scrumper cred?

I don't think it works that way if you're the leader. It's like going to a gym in Pokemon - nobody cares if you beat up on the random scrumpers loitering around - they're expected to go X-2-drop - but if the gym leader loses then that's a big deal.

Scralt City Gym

[deck]Creatures (36)

1 Soul of New Phyrexia
3 Arbor Colossus
4 Elvish Mystic
4 Genesis Hydra
2 Hornet Queen
1 Reclamation Sage
4 Sylvan Caryatid
4 Voyaging Satyr
4 Courser of Kruphix
3 Eidolon of Blossoms
2 Polukranos, World Eater
2 Nylea, God of the Hunt
2 Xenagos, God of Revels
Lands (24)

20 Forest
4 Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
Sideboard

2 Mistcutter Hydra
4 Nylea's Disciple
2 Reclamation Sage
1 Eidolon of Blossoms
1 Back to Nature
3 Setessan Tactics
1 Unravel the Aether
1 See the Unwritten
[/deck]

This deck is basically the same thing as boros burn. Its the same goddamn deck!!!!!
You draw some cards, play some spells with your mana and then you win and everyone is mad at you!
This pisses me off that no one sees it!

Scralt city bitch, scralt scralt city bitch
X-1, X-2, drop from the tourney bitch

If the criteria for a deck to be R/W Burn is to:

1. Play spells
2. Win
3. Piss people off

Then every goddamned deck I've ever played has been R/W Burn.

R/W burn was the best indeed.

The bar I was at was just called "Sports Bar"

The people in there looked like they could've been in From Dusk til Dawn

i don't go to fnm

i was referring to the hilarious time redthirst said his bouncing duties included gun fights with gang members

Shootings happen at those clubs and, when they do, Security generally shoots back... don't really know what you find so hilarious about that.

because you're lying, that makes it funny

I think it was still on International. I'm staying at the Clarion across from the Convention Center. We literally drove 2 minutes to get there

The bar was in between an Asian jack shack and a liquor store that was just called "Liquor Store"

When a place called "Massage" has posters of slutty Asian women on the outside, I have a pretty good idea about what goes on there

i was referring to the hilarious time redthirst said his bouncing duties included gun fights with gang members

Shootings happen at those clubs and, when they do, Security generally shoots back... don't really know what you find so hilarious about that.

because you're lying, that makes it funny

I'm really not, but since I'll never convince you of that, you go ahead and be happy believing whatever you believe.

I learned long ago that if you've done anything remotely interesting in your life, that nobody on the internet will believe you because, gosh darn it, life is dull.

Well I feel so #stillsore
I want to go home

I just X-2'd a Modern event with Burn

My loss was just funny and I'm not even salty. The kid is playing UW Merfolk and it's game 3. He's like an Onar type - scrumpy and disheveled, possible virgin, and I suspect he has some mental disability


Anyway, he's on the play, says he'll keep, and before I can resolve my mulligan he starts shaking, breathes heavily, and drops a Leyline on the table

Swear to god, if this was Hold Em, he would've just told everyone he has the Aces

I jeep a one lander cuz it has 2 guides and a combust and since I already know he's got the Leyline, I deem it good enough

Over the course of a few turns, he drops 2 spellskites, spreading seas my lone mountain, and drops cursecatchers

Welp, if you're gonna lose, lose big I suppose

Scrump city, bitch!

Piss on his wheelchair

It was Khaos.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure it was more of an Amoral action then an immoral one.

He didn't piss on the guys car do to any perceived slight, he simply did so because it was there.

I'm standing next to PSully, Cedric Phillips, and Mathias Hunt while they're playing in their sealed pod

PSully turns to Hunt and bellows, "I'M GONNA BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU!! "

LP is right

It was me.

Weird and dumb shit happens when I drink

After listening to the last Ced Talks, I believe thise.

I ran zem's list last night and it went well except that it's still weak to lifegain strategies (someone actually ran Gray Merchant in a midrange Abzan shell). Hushwing Griffs on the board might be good if that picks up.

I want to win that scrump trophy!

I did get 6 packs of Khans for 2-2 in the side event

I was the best of the worst

Piss on his wheelchair

I really hate R+D for not putting a doom blade in this standard.

Deal with it

Trying to, but burn is horrible against big things and 3cc removals are horrible against little things. It really feels like a hole in the format. I guess we were spoiled with Dreadbore, Doom Blade and Ultimate Price...

What's the fewest mountains we can play Chained to the Rocks with?

RDW killed me on T3 today lol.

All the good decks right now are boring.

Agree. I actually miss last standard.

#thingsithoughtidneversay

I'm building that Japanese robots list for standard... it looks like stupid fun to play until the pro tour when the real decks will be defined.

I miss Resto. and thragtusk

that was a good standard

I miss Resto. and thragtusk

that was a good standard

I miss Resto. and thragtusk

that was a good standard

I miss having a standard with more than one strategy and good mana.

When is the Pro Tour by the way?

Can't believe people are whining about Standard already

It's been ONE FUCKING WEEK!