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Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:30 pm**

morality of the kill aside, that is a pretty damn good shot, depending on the yardage.

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:36 pm**

shooting a cat requires approximately no range. it's a cat. it probably dropped a bird at her feet.

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:39 pm**

shooting a cat requires approximately no range. it's a cat. it probably dropped a bird at her feet.

Every cat I've ever seen in my yard runs for its life when I open the door.

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:45 pm**

feral cats commune to me

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:02 pm**

shooting a cat requires approximately no range. it's a cat. it probably dropped a bird at her feet.
Every cat I've ever seen in my yard runs for its life when I open the door.

This, the fuckers that piss on my car and slide down the windshield on their little shit paws take off running when they see me. maybe i need to take up archery...

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:18 pm**

shooting a cat requires approximately no range. it's a cat. it probably dropped a bird at her feet.
Every cat I've ever seen in my yard runs for its life when I open the door.
This, the fuckers that piss on my car and slide down the windshield on their little shit paws take off running when they see me. maybe i need to take up archery...

that's actually just khaos.

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:23 pm**

Archery solves the problem either way.

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:41 pm**

If this was not a cat but, say, a woodchuck, would anyone have cared?

PETA and hippies would still care probably, but sane people wouldn't give half a fuck.

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:53 pm**

If this was not a cat but, say, a woodchuck, would anyone have cared?

I probably would care a bit. I'm pretty anti "shoot small animals in the head with arrows and pose with them"

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:55 pm**

more or less I'm pro any animal aside from those hunted and eaten (as a combo)

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:02 pm**

i like chicken too much to be a vegetarian

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:05 pm**

"killing living things for lulz" isn't the best, no

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:12 pm**

i like chicken too much to be a vegetarian

so you love cock?

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:28 pm**

if you aren't going to eat what you kill, then you shouldn't be hunting IMO

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:32 pm**

dont wound what you can not kill

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:42 pm**

Quicksilver dies.

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:14 am**

jokes on you, its really thor who died

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:33 am**

Rosebud is people

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:50 am**

If this was not a cat but, say, a woodchuck, would anyone have cared?
I probably would care a bit. I'm pretty anti "shoot small animals in the head with arrows and pose with them"

This

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:50 am**

i like chicken too much to be a vegetarian

Interestingly enough, this, too.

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:14 am**

Pigs are tasty though.

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:18 am**

Scarlett Johansenn is going to be in the Ghost in the Shell movie

I dunno if this has been a thing for a while, but now I know it won't be unwatchable.

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:27 am**

I mean once pigs grow up, they don't exactly retain that cute and cuddly quality most cats and dogs have.

They actually become ugly, intimidating and pull you over for broken taillights

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:05 am**

Haha.

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:09 am**

Haha indeed!!

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:56 pm**

shooting a cat requires approximately no range. it's a cat. it probably dropped a bird at her feet.

Feral cats/tomcats do not do this.

IDK why they commune to you. You must have been a cat in your past life.

**Apparently this never got sent yesterday.

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:52 pm**

i was definitely not being hyperbolic

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2015 7:14 pm**

Scarlett Johansenn is going to be in the Ghost in the Shell movie

I dunno if this has been a thing for a while, but now I know it won't be unwatchable.

They made that movie already.
And it was.

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2015 10:22 pm**

real life mang

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:00 pm**

we'll have a frontpage before they fix this.

viewtopic.php?p=218633#p218633

did this happen? did we get a front page before anything was fixed?

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2015 1:40 am**

Well there is a front page

Now it's only a matter of time before scumbag sells out to team liquid

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:48 am**

A cat once confused my headlights with a laser and tried to catch them. It all happened so fast. It was a dark highway that allowed fast speeds, and I could only tell the two bouncing lights were the cat's eyes until it was too late. There was no noise, but the car skidded a bit. I was able to save the lives of both humans inside from that murderous feline from hell.

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:53 am**

A true hero.

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:51 pm**

My three year old son has been telling his mom that he doesn't love her for the past month or so. Very sad, but he's three, and he still cuddles her, so whatever.

Yesterday he decided that he loves her "a little bit", which was nice until he said "but I love daddy big bit".

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:56 pm**

you have no kids

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2015 3:57 pm**

And you have a soul. See? We all pretend online.

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:06 pm**

I pretend to know how to play magic

Really I just set cardstock in front of me until my opponent leaves

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:16 pm**

My brother and r_0 try to tease my oldest nephew because he still gives me hugs and kisses (he's 14), but I went off on them yesterday and told them to leave him alone because, before I know it, he'll stop doing it and I'll be heartbroken!

My boys are super sweet boys.

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:04 pm**

My nephew's cousin friend's dad is always kissing and hugging his wife's sister friend's secretary.

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:09 pm**

He's super horny.

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