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Shalako · Postby **Shalako** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:15 pm

I used Cleverbot for the first time today.

I think I broke it.

Shalako · Postby **Shalako** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:16 pm

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a human being.

User: Why are you here?

Cleverbot: I am programmed to be here.

User: How are you a human being then?

Cleverbot: I calculate things. Is that not the only thing a computer does?

User: Relevance?

Cleverbot: No I like you.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:24 pm

Welcome to 2005.

Shalako · Postby **Shalako** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:33 pm

I bought 2 Pizzas Yesterday.

They are now gone and I'm pretty fucking sure I didn't eat two pizzas by myself.

?_?

Col. Khaddafi · Postby **Col. Khaddafi** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:42 pm

Next time just buy what you can eat before its stolen

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:47 pm

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hows it going?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Trolling the administrators on MTG salvation.

Cleverbot: Really? I had no idea!

User: Yeah of course. Do you like those guys?

Cleverbot: I used to. Now I like the Diamondbacks.

Cleverbot likes the Diamondbacks more than the admins on Sally

( G_R ) · Postby **( G_R )** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:51 pm

Anyone tried that Android version of Siri yet? Name escapes me right now...

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:52 pm

Siri, find me a hooker

Shalako · Postby **Shalako** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 4:59 pm

Whelp 80 Mins Later I can say that Pizza is no longer in my house.

ExarionUniverse1 · Postby **ExarionUniverse1** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:37 pm

Anyone tried that Android version of Siri yet? Name escapes me right now...

Razor if I not mistaken?

Shalako · Postby **Shalako** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:58 pm

I'm going to see if one of my friends walked into my house.

Stole My Pizza.

And didn't touch anything else.

(My Friends are dicks)

Shalako · Postby **Shalako** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:59 pm

You ever sit down and go what am I doing with my life I just spend 2 hours looking for pizza?

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 6:26 pm

your fat

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 6:43 pm

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 6:53 pm

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:18 pm

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:26 pm

Shalako ordered himself two pizza's, what happened afterwards doesn't matter

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:30 pm

maybe it was the noid.

Thrillho · Postby **Thrillho** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:30 pm

it's been recommended that one distances oneself from locations the noid is at.

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:46 pm

On what grounds are you appealing...................

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:46 pm

That is a good question.

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:46 pm

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:59 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNrn-7zjmYw

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:59 pm

Bored.

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:00 pm

Blarg.

iamabadman · Postby **iamabadman** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:01 pm

penis

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:03 pm

Were ?

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:03 pm

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:03 pm

On your head.

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:07 pm

tell them train simulator bitch mother fucker what you know?

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:18 pm

Hello guests.

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:19 pm

tell them train simulator bitch mother fucker what you know?

Somehow I think the appeal thread would be locked.

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:20 pm

Onto page 218.

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:20 pm

It was page 218 right ?

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:21 pm

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Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:21 pm

Register and speak.

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:22 pm

Speak yo minds.

Kaitscralt · Postby **Kaitscralt** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:23 pm

Tell them to run a simulator train on her

Blackhound · Postby **Blackhound** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:24 pm

I have no idea what that means but I like the sounds of it.

Yannaria · Postby **Yannaria** » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:25 pm

smoke coal eer ree day

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