The Good, The Blathering, and The Ugly 7

[Stardust]

but how do you fateseal chandra if she's already in play

Yeah.

[Kaitscralt]

the greatest barrier between man and dog has always been humor

[Thrillho]

in a different dialog, someone accused me of calling people who only played pokemon red, blue, or yellow fake nerds when the thing i said was i hate people who only played the first pokemon game that condescend to you when you talk to them about new pokemon games.

I'm flattered that you told your friends about me

have you done that thing because you are not welcome at my next birthday party if so.

[Kaitscralt]

Chandra doesn't need to be in play.

[Thrillho]

the greatest barrier between man and dog has always been humor

i thought the greatest barrier between man and dog was peanut butter

[Thrillho]

Chandra doesn't need to be in play.

so then wouldn't she dump him because he doesn't care who he's deciding is on top or bottom

[imopen2]

in a different dialog, someone accused me of calling people who only played pokemon red, blue, or yellow fake nerds when the thing i said was i hate people who only played the first pokemon game that condescend to you when you talk to them about new pokemon games.

I'm flattered that you told your friends about me

have you done that thing because you are not welcome at my next birthday party if so.

nAll I ever wanted, all I ever needed is here, in my arms

[Thrillho]

see i can made joke too

[Thrillho]

man fuck work i need to watch eric andre show so my brain stops being fucked up

[Thrillho]

pretzels is the same.

[Kaitscralt]

I'M FUNNY!

[Kaitscralt]

Sorin left Zendikar because meeting underage girls at high school sounded more appealing.

[Kaitscralt]

[Kaitscralt]

[imopen2]

I'M FUNNY!

Sure you are

[Thrillho]

that joke was pretty bad

[Kaitscralt]

but if i posted it in FoS I'd be hailed a comic genius

[Kaitscralt]

okay let me see how much less funny I can get

[Kaitscralt]

The racism of Lorwyn elves has now expanded to include black people.

[Stardust]

The racism of Lorwyn elves has now expanded to include black people.

Is that even a joke? Even bad jokes have punch lines...

[Kaitscralt]

Damn, im really funny. I should be hired to work on Loading Ready Runs magic shows I have some good material ready about that weird looking girl

[Kaitscralt]

i blew my loading on kathleen's ready run

[Kaitscralt]

See, these are the sort of tweets that would get us popular and beloved in the mainstream MTG community

[Kaitscralt]

this is how you get a preview card

[Kaitscralt]

funny, topical, good taste, good humor

[Kazekirimaru]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahaha

haha

ha

[iamabadman]

we can be neo team academy

[iamabadman]

new misetings

[Stardust]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahaha

haha

ha

[Kazekirimaru]

Stardust what part of Canada are you from?

[Stardust]

The flat part.

[Stardust]

Grew up in Alberta, but now I live in the city that rhymes with fun!

[Stardust]

(It's actually not that fun here, but it does rhyme with vagina. That's the joke.)

[Kazekirimaru]

lol Regina, eh?

[Kazekirimaru]

Saskatchewan: The place where your dog can run away and you can watch him run away for four days.

[Stardust]

When I first got here people would say, "No, we have hills! They just go the other way!"

And I'd be like, "Dude, that's a valley."

[Stardust]

The river valleys really are beautiful, but they improve about 1% of your highway drive. The rest is field after field after field after field after field... Hey a town! Oh, and another field...

They actually put curves in the road every 10 km or so just to keep people on their toes. No joke. There is no other reason for the corner. Turn right, turn left, back to strait.

[Kazekirimaru]

How considerate of them. I hate highway drives through Indiana. Sounds exactly like that + farmland farmland farmland

I was just curious. I grew up in Fredericton.

[Stardust]

Cool. I was there once, years ago. You actually live in Michigan now?

[Kazekirimaru]

Yep. For the moment, since my parents reside here and I'm poor.