The Good, The Blathering, and The Ugly 7

[( G_R )]

Dat hangover.

[Kaitscralt]

I'M NORMAL!

[( G_R )]

I'm a little larger than normal.

[Second Harkius]

lose some weight fatty!

[Kaitscralt]

It's always so awkward when Kaze gets actually butthurt and enters mecha-defensa form. Especially cause you know he is going to reply to this post with "yeah I'm so mad" and one of unfunny smilies to try and deflect it.

[Kazekirimaru]

yeah I'm so mad

[Second Harkius]

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I see you Kaze
Tryina appear not mad
Tryina appear not mad

[Mcdonalds]

Kaze has entered super mad mode

[Kazekirimaru]

tell me again about how you're an authority on anything but shitty children's games and choosing the proper mask to wear during intercourse

because i have a career and a house and a normal relationship and am relatively decent looking and that makes me better than you DAD

you're never going to save serah or cocoon

[Kazekirimaru]

Kaze has entered super mad mode

[Second Harkius]

I see you Kaze
Changin the subject
Changin the subject

[TubeHunter]

I'm bored, talk about something else

[Kaitscralt]

How is talking about Kaze boring

[Thrillho]

The moral is that I get pizza whenever I want and you don't

i guess? i replaced the pizza with a burger with provolone, egg, plantain, and crunchy potato sticks and honestly that hit the spot way harder than two pizza slices.

my issue isn't "can i go to the ATM and get pizza?" it's "do i want to have to go to the ATM just to eat lunch when i have other things i could do without withdrawing cash on my lunch break"

and that answer is usually no.

[Kazekirimaru]

They should just make ATMs that dispense pizza.

[Thrillho]

tell me again about how you're an authority on anything but shitty children's games and choosing the proper mask to wear during intercourse

just speaking relatively here, he's never publicly bemoaned his now ex wife cheating on him and screwing him out of pretty much everything he had built up in life and also doesn't live at home in a sort of apathetic miasma/NEET life, so at least relativistically speaking he's an authority on life in general. like he's never gone off blaming others for his woes and generally has his shit together where his woes are something he needs to vent with any level of frequency.

all of these things should regard him as "successful" and because you are a failure, he should be an expert source on not
failing.

[Thrillho]

They should just make ATMs that dispense pizza.

i'm sorry but i'm not going to illegally download a pizza, that's just absurd.

[Kaitscralt]

I've hit my speedbumps, I just vent not to an entire Google search repository of Magic the Gathering but instead to the few Gutter people I trust to tell me to get my shit together

[Kaitscralt]

like kijin, he wears $3k suits so I trust his judgment because I am a material girl

[( G_R )]

They should just make ATMs that dispense pizza.

i'm sorry but i'm not going to illegally download a pizza, that's just absurd.

Pizza vending machines, don't they have those in Japan already?

[imopen2]

Yes, they do

[imopen2]

I guess I work in a complex that contains 5+ banks and tens of thousands of employees an therefore has many many ATMs and have never felt time crunched when I stopped at one of them to withdraw pizza but New York is a crazy place!!

[Kaitscralt]

I will share with everyone an interesting story. The woman I sit next to on the bus every morning today took a manga out of her purse and started reading it. Now a normal functioning person in society would think this is perfectly normal, but a social deviant such as myself was fascinated that this beautiful woman in her thirties who has never shown any signs of similar interests as me for a year was now 100% cooler for reading a manga. It took literally all the restraint in my body to not start creepily talking to her about dorky shit and let her read in peace.

[Kaitscralt]

Imagine how that story ends if an FoS member tells it

[Kaitscralt]

She also works in criminal justice on a different floor than me and we walk in together and I'm not at all planning the right moment to strike

[Mcdonalds]

An accapella version of bitches ain't shit?

[Kaitscralt]

I guess I work in a complex that contains 5+ banks and tens of thousands of employees an therefore has many many ATMs and have never felt time crunched when I stopped at one of them to withdraw pizza but New York is a crazy place!!

NY is so crazy that one time Kijin fell on his ass and fucked his ankle up and I literally had to drive down there and carry his 3k suit wearing ass up 10 flights of stairs because every other NY'er stepped around him, over him or on him, only pausing to scoff

[imopen2]

I guess I work in a complex that contains 5+ banks and tens of thousands of employees an therefore has many many ATMs and have never felt time crunched when I stopped at one of them to withdraw pizza but New York is a crazy place!!

NY is so crazy that one time Kijin fell on his ass and fucked his ankle up and I literally had to drive down there and carry his 3k suit wearing ass up 10 flights of stairs because every other NY'er stepped around him, over him or on him, only pausing to scoff

I remember that well because it's a perfect example of why I would never move to New York
unless it was due to an extremely lucrative job offer and if that were the case I would have stepped around kijin as he crawled home

[imopen2]

Btw, the perfect moment to strike is when she is in the bathroom

[Kaitscralt]

Offering to be a woman's toilet is my pick up line

[Kaitscralt]

Let's see if I can make it to the station before my car runs out of gas

[Kaitscralt]

The game I have lost before

[Mcdonalds]

Opened a Korean hero's downfall

Sometimes life rewards you for dumb decisions

[Kaitscralt]

Imagine how that story ends if an FoS member tells it

"So I asked her what she was reading, and wrote it down. Even though I don't really like manga I mentioned a couple animes I liked and she seemed into them. So I told her she can borrow some of my favorite mangas and she laughed and politely declined but I am gonna bring a couple in anyways. She had a wedding ring on but it's just fate I think. Redbros could you all recommend your favorite mangas so I can overnight them from Amazon tonight, also how is the best way to get her number"

and then without missing a beat, every other clan member would offer encouraging words and recommend some manga

[Mcdonalds]

Then someone says

X is fine when done safely

[imopen2]

Rape is fine when done safely

[TubeHunter]

Imagine how that story ends if an FoS member tells it

"So I asked her what she was reading, and wrote it down. Even though I don't really like manga I mentioned a couple animes I liked and she seemed into them. So I told her she can borrow some of my favorite mangas and she laughed and politely declined but I am gonna bring a couple in anyways. She had a wedding ring on but it's just fate I think. Redbros could you all recommend your favorite mangas so I can overnight them from Amazon tonight, also how is the best way to get her number"

and then without missing a beat, every other
clan member would offer encouraging words and recommend some manga

Wat?

[Checkbox]

Rape is fine when done safely

oh look

rape jokes

[TubeHunter]

Bad taste good humor joke

[Kaitscralt]

Bear in mind that the story is being told from someone committed to a long term relationship

If I were a lonely neckbeard I would be contractually obligated to say something to her