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Damn it Dechs

Postby Jivanmukta » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:42 pm

Now I need to make an acct here. What an asshole.

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Postby Helios » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:43 pm

The Spirit of EDH cometh.

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Postby redthirst » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:45 pm

Look at all these goddamned casuals.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

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Postby Jivanmukta » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:47 pm

Look at all these goddamned casuals.
Love you also.

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Postby redthirst » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:54 pm

Good. We need more goddamned casuals so I'm not just talking to myself in the EDH forums all the time.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:57 pm

EDH. Like anyone actually plays that.
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Postby Jivanmukta » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:58 pm

Non-EDH. Like anyone actually plays that.
Fixed so you're less wrong.

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:57 pm

I don't even see the replay value in such a one-dimensional format.
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Postby redthirst » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:00 pm

He said describing the most wide-open format in Magic.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:02 pm

It's just so incredibly boring. I don't understand how anyone can stand those long, drawn-out multiplayer games that last all night. Where's the sense of urgency? This is why Vintage will always be king.
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Postby redthirst » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:05 pm

You don't have to play durdlie decks, you know? I think my meta takes about 20-40 minutes to play an average 4-6 player game.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:10 pm

Nah. EDH is stupid and anyone who plays it is stupid for liking it.
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Postby redthirst » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:12 pm

Counterargument: fuck you Kaze.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

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I love the D...

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Postby redthirst » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:17 pm

The Defense will prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that not only is EDH - and consequently the people who play it - not stupid, but that Kazekirimaru:

- Is a fucking retard
- Smells funny
- Is a faggot hipster dufus
- Likes boys' butts
- Is Canadian
- Eats poop

With the judge's permission, I believe I'm ready to call my first witness.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...

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Postby Dechs Kaison » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:18 pm

Sorry Jivan.

But hey, welcome to another place to spread your Spirit.
Fuck you and the green you ramped in on. - My EDH battle cry. If I had one.

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Postby Jivanmukta » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:19 pm

The Defense will prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that not only is EDH - and consequently the people who play it - not stupid, but that Kazekirimaru:

- Is a fucking retard
- Smells funny
- Is a faggot hipster dufus
- Likes boys butts
- Is Canadian
- Eats poop

With the judge's permission, I believe I'm ready to call my first witness.
Proceed.

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:20 pm

umad?

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Postby redthirst » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:20 pm

I'd like to call Khaospawn to the stand.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:21 pm

EDH is all I've played since, like, July. :P
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Postby Jivanmukta » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:22 pm

EDH is all I've played since, like, July. :P
And the awful truth spews forth.

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:24 pm

Yep. Get trolled, bro.

Also, welcome. Happy to have you aboard.
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Postby redthirst » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:24 pm

EDH is all I've played since, like, July. :P
Too late to try and plea bargain your way out of this one, villian.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:26 pm

I swear on Angus Mackenzie I'm not the droid you're looking for.
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Postby Khaospawn » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:40 pm

The Defense will prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that not only is EDH - and consequently the people who play it - not stupid, but that Kazekirimaru:

- Is a fucking retard
- Smells funny
- Is a faggot hipster dufus
- Likes boys' butts
- Is Canadian
- Eats poop

With the judge's permission, I believe I'm ready to call my first witness.
It's true, your honor, this man is a funny smelling, fucking retarded Canadian faggot hipster doofus that eats poop while staring at the asses of little boys as they play in his front yard. I have had the displeasure of associating with him in my Clan, the Fires of Salvation, but I must admit that as the time wears on, the little scamp as grown on me. His Canadian-ness, like his
faggery, cannot be measured in ways that mortals are ever meant to understand. But as a member of the FoS, I harbor no ill-will towards him.

And it's true, your honor, that this man has no penis.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
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In a pinch, Khaos' beard can help turn this around.
I rarely skip a Khaospawn wall of text because I know there is always piss at the end of the rainbow.

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Postby Khaospawn » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:42 pm

Also, what the fuck thread did I happen to wander in to?
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I rarely skip a Khaospawn wall of text because I know there is always piss at the end of the rainbow.

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Postby redthirst » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:11 pm

Heavy words, Khaos, as thought-provoking as it is true. We thank you for your testimony.

Next I'd like to hear from this community's pillar of morality: DroppinSuga.
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Originally posted by Dechs Kaison on MTGS
redthirst is redthirst, fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. He was the leader of the Fires of Salvation, the only clan I'm aware of to get modded off the forums so hard they made their own forums.

Degenerate? Sure. Loudmouth? You bet. Law abiding? No ****ing way.

Great guy to have around? Hell yes.
I love the D...

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Postby Alex » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:22 pm

It's just so incredibly boring. I don't understand how anyone can stand those long, drawn-out multiplayer games that last all night. Where's the sense of urgency? This is why Vintage will always be king.
My Sygg deck has an average CMC of 5. So yeah...that's not very durdly.

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Postby Stardust » Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:14 pm

It's just so incredibly boring. I don't understand how anyone can stand those long, drawn-out multiplayer games that last all night. Where's the sense of urgency? This is why Vintage will always be king.
My Sygg deck has an average CMC of 5. So yeah...that's not very durdly.
Are you implying 5 is a low number? 'Cause it's definitely not.

Average CMC is also a pretty bad measure of durdliness. Case in point: Any Salvaging Station deck ever.
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Postby Alex » Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:20 pm

Well, it's a blue white deck that can kill people on turn 4 sometimes and plays no countermagic. The point is just because EDH players build durdly decks doesn't mean that you have to.


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