Dies to Removal

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Better make this shit good. Or I will relentlessly mock you forever.

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@Kaze: Yeah, people keep telling me I should write a blog or something, and I probably should, but all the stories have this way of tying in together, making it difficult... some of our residents are pretty out there and they usually find a way to pull themselves into the drama storm. My favorite i...

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that was in poor taste it is a well known fact that madding's mother is dead that was very rude
This explains the scent of death.

The first post was Checkbox level tryharding. This post was pretty goddamned funny. (But really fucked up, and you should be ashamed of yourself.)

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I wonder if people are catching on that Sally is a blonde. Like the most stereotypical blonde ever. Blondes are cunts. Trust me. Oh God yeah. Dating one is just asking to be woken up decockified one night. It turns out that there is an epidemic of Thai women cutting off their husbands' penises for ...

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pubes rarely diverge from brown/black

If you were as cool as Bill Nye, you'd tell us why that is. Scientist.

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Damn good cheese, though. Loved the bleuweisskasse.

They don't sell that cheese at the Wal-Mart...so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

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I wonder if people are catching on that Sally is a blonde. Like the most stereotypical blonde ever. Blondes are cunts. Trust me. Oh God yeah. Dating one is just asking to be woken up decockified one night. It turns out that there is an epidemic of Thai women cutting off their husbands' penises for ...

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A lot of people have already said that they won't browse the site once it connects to curse and causes blocking at their workplace. I wonder how many users they will lose. Anyone know a site that monitors forum traffic, so we can see the drop?

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What I'm finding interesting about the comparison is that the two issues are not so divergent as a casual observer might think. Hell, you can't go on an LGBTQQIA website (outside of pancake sites like Playground) without hitting an "I was raped" thread, and the sense that makes is not som...

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hell, I used to put that I was a lawnmower on my resume. Maybe he just doesn't have anything more meaningful. You know that you have to put something on there.

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He's probably just listing the amount of time that he's been in a position at MtG S. He probably put it on there when he was appointed Moderator, and then just changed the title without changing the date. It doesn't mean that he's necessarily lying. Besides, I'm not sure who's really going to look a...

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Also, G_R. You should watch out for Madding, cuz you just got Masked.

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if your jokes are not in good tastes from this point on i am ip banning your whole neighborhood i only want good humor not bad or mediocre humor checkbox you're on notice.

fuck. I'm fucked. I'm bad at humor. Plz don't ban me again.

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You could just put a solid black box as yours.

I could. But it would make every post take up more vertical space. Just like a signature would. Think I'll pass.

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No. People can have their own avatars. It's not my place to question it. Just saying that I don't like them. (Except Kaitscralt's. That chick is hot.)

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Slammius why have you not put up a Slammu avatar yet?
I don't like avatars.
What's not to like about them?

Choose 1:

I've never found a picture that could really sum me up that fits in that little tiny box.

or

they're too colorful.

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Slammius why have you not put up a Slammu avatar yet?

I don't like avatars.

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He's not really rock, tho. Isn't he pop rap?

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Is it one of those, "When I was a child I spake as a child" things, or just boredom with playing MtG?

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Aaaaaand, I fucked up the quote. Good job me.

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[quote="Pendulum » Sun Aug 25, 2013 5:57 pm"RE: Peas
I just went and asked the lady. She's convinced the peas absorb the sugar.

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Oh. Well. If the delusional pea-selling old woman believes it...

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Perhaps the sugar water just coats the peas, giving them more protection from the elements and providing a stronger flavor thuswise. Nah. In order to coat the peas like that, she'd need to spray a lot[/], and you'd be able to see it. And it would be crunchy. Also, peas come inside their own little ...

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Please join before the slot gets modkilled.

Or before some scrub from sally gets called in.

<3

Ah, you know not what you ask. I'm worse than a scrub from MtGS. I suck at Mafia.

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Mafia is frustrating, though. I get annoyed when people don't take it seriously. And most people at some point start to experience fatigue, and then they stop posting. And scum hunting gets too hard. And the tunneling. The confirmation bias. I want to like Mafia, but I feel such love and hate for it.

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Your new signature provides delightful contrast on the black skin.

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Pendulum, should I join the Mafia game? y/n

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It will attract all kinds of things, including bees and ants. But I can't think of any way that it would make peas sweeter. It's not like peas have any difficulty making sugar of their own. If they did, they'd just grow more leaves.

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Strange. I just had a conversation with a guy; he says he went to one of those roadside farmer's markets, bought some sweet peas, and upon eating them discovered they were super-sweet. So he goes back to the stand where he got them and asked the lady running it how she got them so sweet, and she te...

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So long as by, "good", you mean, "fucking hilarious, but lacking in any kind of morally redemptive quality", then yes. Yes, it is.

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I'm coming for your tryhardware, Checkbox.

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Your welcome.

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I think that it's a Burroughs reference, Kaitscralt.

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Oh. Shit. I definitely answered wrong then.

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Wait, is it percentage of MtGS or Gen Pop?

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Did you seriously read all 88 pages of this?

OMG. Are you secretly manasjap?

Also, check out the (Spa)mChat.

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Why wouldn't I be able to add to my post??

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YAY! Secodn Medal! Yay!

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LOL. I recruited the guy who said this: "I believe this is one of those cases, and I'd like it kept in mind no one has name dropped any of the players in my little saga, as I think that would be unnecessary and cast a glare on this thread. But in short, I was infracted for trolling. Or, to be m...

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Quoth Nai: "Being self deprecating is fine, and that can be funny. If you had just stuck to that there wouldn't be an issue. That's also got nothing to do with the infraction. The problem in question is your first two sentences, as I mentioned. The problem is when you actively make fun of every...

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Teita ranks in the first percentile for everything but is still incapable of comprehending the context of jokes posted in his subforum and is incapable of interacting normally with other persons. Well...that's actually pretty common. Lots of smart people are incapable of social interaction. Neither...

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