Dies to Removal

ALSO HOW CRAPPY IS THE ROSTER FOR THE NEW SMASH BROS GAME? VILLAGER? WII FIT TRAINER? PALUTENA? LITTLE MAC? LUCINA?

NO RIDLEY? SOLID SNAKE? BAYONETTA?

WHAT IS WITH ALL OF THESE SHIT ASS CHARACTERS?????????????????????????????????///////////////////////////////

As a competitive Smash player, I am kind of annoyed at not having Ice Climbers, but the new roster looks sick.

Makes me pretty glad I have no reason to play this set at all. #alreadyhavefetches

Even naming Polykranos or Stormbreath blindly isn't necessarily horrible depending on the matchup.

I actually really like Cracking Doom, it'll see some play, it's a pretty powerful card.

There is probably someway to make an incredibly crude joke with her nane

This is nothing that a grade school child couldn't have concluded on their own.

I'm PM Nuwen, she'd know exactly the answer to that question. Or stalk her on Facebook. (Leigh Johnson)

But if my deck has more fetches in it, it means it's better!

GR is probably going to be good, but I really want to try out GU literally because of Hour of Need and Polymorphist's Jest.

I'm secretly jelly that I have to deal with emotions. Alex has it made! Redheads minus regret.

It is pretty great being me, yeah.

You know what's funny about Asperger's jokes? The fact that I can't feel them.

Alex is the cherry-picking poster FOS deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Probably a bad metaphor since FOSers don't get anywhere close to cherries.

I do prefer a fine cougar over a teenie bopper.

Bravery probably isn't the right word for it.

"Nice six damage, it would be a shame if my Courser of Kruphix gained me approximately ten life just by proxy of being awesome."

Except that it's not hard to kill the Courser in combat or just with a Stoke the Flames.

You're posting on a site with a name referencing how stupid this argument is, just so you know.

I would honestly hang on to it, the card is very good. Also I don't play with foils.

I also really want to play a deck that can actually cast Stormtide Leviathan.

Just Polymorph into it. Hardcasting is for pussies.

Speaking of Polymorph,[card] Polymorphist's Jest[/card] is another reason to play UG. The card is certifiably insane in the Merfolk mirror in Modern, I'm going to jam it in Standard too probably.

I also really want to play a deck that can actually cast Stormtide Leviathan.

My problem with green is that once you commit to it, you get inbred REALLY quickly trying to beat the other green decks, but most of the lists aren't doing anything especially powerful.

It's a whole lot of jamming your good 4's and 5's into each other and hoping the other guy doesn't do anything sweet like yisan value you to death or wrath your board with pharika+doomwake giant.

I'm going to be playing GU, Hour of Need breaks those matches open, and gives you more Yisan options.

"Nice six damage, it would be a shame if my Courser of Kruphix gained me approximately ten life just by proxy of being awesome."

I think that people are dumb to not utilize Purphoros and Hordeling Outburst in the same deck

They're all playing green decks because green decks are going to be really good.

I can't handle this comic oh my god.

This comic features Madding and FoS:

I think I have found my new favorite web comic.

Alex, I uploaded my cube personally now.

http://cubetutor.com/cubeblog/17278

Draft it! It's the same, but it's under my user name now

Will do. I'm going to run a few when I get out of work. Will PM you the videos before I post them.

Don't look so far into it, it's just my autism showing.

Looking too far into things is part of the vocation to which I aspire.

Fair enough. I'm not trying to be a jerk to you, or James, or anyone in particular, I just have trouble with my filter at times and I'm not sorry about it because these are the legit thoughts I am having, I am just not sugar coating them.

I can't wait to get back into a management position, firing people was one of my favorite activities.

"Hey there Tim, guess who has two thumbs and no job? You do!"
"Tim, can I talk to you for a minute? Don't worry, it'll be off the clock, because you're fired!"
"Tim, remember that time when I told you there was no such thing as a stupid question? That was a lie, and you asked too many, so get the fuck out. "

Ugh, it was awesome.

Some of us are just okay with being assholes.

It isn't deflecting responsibility, it's being able to come to terms with character flaws.

Now you're autistic? You were a sperg last time you tried to deflect responsibility for your posts. I thought your kind valued consistency!

Aspergers is a form of autism. Come on, Matt, you have Wikipedia, get your shit together!

Don't look so far into it, it's just my autism showing.

Consider this a formal challenge to not let it go to your head.

Because I know better.

There is no reason why you can't be sincerely happy for him and concerned. This is the difference between skepticism and cynicism.

I mean, I very clearly fall into the cynic category and always have.

Also because both times I qualified for the Pro Tour, I did exactly the same thing. "HAHA FUCK YOU GUYS I'M RIGHT BECAUSE PRO TOUR"

Thank god it wore off fairly quickly though. It probably also helped that I didn't even bother going to the second one.

Because I know better.

The unfortunate part about James winning is that now we have to deal with the fact that he's going to use this as validation for every bad argument going forward. I'm starting to understand Spam's feelings, which terrifies me.

Did Zem really say Abzan Charm is the worst charm

When he say that? I could have sworn he said Jeskai was the least viable.

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He can say whatever he wants no matter how wrong he is as long as he has a snarky response when people tell him he's wrong.

I'm not even sure how you're comparing it to Legion Loyalist. What the hell?

I might be building a weenie deck that plays Hour of Need. That card is the nuts.

The only Island I will run, all white bordered thanks to erasers...

Aspirant is going to be stupid good in limited though, I'm going to have to find room in my cube for it. It's probably going to take Krenko's Command's slot.

What sentence doesn't fit?