Dies to Removal

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I dunno if oracle of bones is good but i like the card

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Why the fucking FUCK is UB always mill nowadays?

I'm actually upset about this

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I like that card

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This is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH0-9Nen6yg

She should have asked for a liter of cola instead.

I love how they censored the subtitles but not the audio. And the managers reactions lol.

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RE: UB tempo

Do you guys think nivmagus elemental would have a place? It's pretty cute with cipher but I dunno if it'd be worth it.

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Hell yeah.

It's oozing with flavor too

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*sees infest 2.0* looks like UB control for me now too

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Heinlein would be proud

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I've got a tourney coming up this saturday where the prize is an FTV20, we play standard and then cut to top 8 for an MMA draft, winner gets the FTV20. I haven't played standard in awhile since I've been home, is pyrored/Walter White still good? I've heard UW control is picking up steam, and mono U ...

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I don't love the fact that the phoenix is Mythic...again my eval skills are twitchy, but given the punisher clause it seems reasonable if a little pushed at Rare. Then again, it would be a pretty OP card in Limited if it were showing up too often. I'm guessing limited is the reason it's mythic. The...

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Playing a 5/5 for 4 is a Good Thing to Do in standard right now, so maybe it isn't as awful as it looks. Keep in mind that Exava creates extra love for the Tribute mechanic...yes you can can either pay Tribute and get smacked by my hasted 5-power flyer or not pay it and get smacked by my hasted 3-p...

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Hmm... not sure how good flame-wreathed phoenix is... a 5/5 flier for 4 is pretty good for red but it's going to sometimes be a 3/3 hasty flier that comes back when it dies which could also be decent in some situation (but not as good as chandra's phoenix because of the inconsistency). The fact that...

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Born of the Gods Ephara :symw: :symu: Phenax :symu: :symb: Mogis :symb: :symr: Xenagos :symr: Karametra :symg: :symw: Wizards continues to disappoint me. I want Iroas :( Mogis is the only one I'm even remotely interested in playing. I hope the UB god is good. Wizards has a habit of printing shitty ...

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[deck=River of Tears Control v1.0] Creatures 2 Prognostic Sphinx Planeswalkers 4 Jace, Architect of Thought Artifacts 3 Ratchet Bomb Instants 1 Devour Flesh 4 Dissolve 1 Essence Scatter 4 Hero's Downfall 3 Opportunity 3 Syncopate 1 Ultimate Price 2 Warped Physique Sorceries 3 Divination 3 Thoughtse...

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[deck=River of Tears Control v1.0] Creatures 2 Prognostic Sphinx Planeswalkers 4 Jace, Architect of Thought Artifacts 3 Ratchet Bomb Instants 1 Devour Flesh 4 Dissolve 1 Essence Scatter 4 Hero's Downfall 3 Opportunity 3 Syncopate 1 Ultimate Price 2 Warped Physique Sorceries 3 Divination 3 Thoughtse...

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I've got a play set of arid mesa and scalding tarn,one marsh flats, and need just two more copies of misty for a play set. Though, I'm pretty close to tempo twin, just need cryptics, kiki jiki, splinter twin, and some random commons...

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Damn... I'd definitely ditch my mutas if I didn't need them for a tourney in January at my LGS where the prize is a FTV20 (four rounds of standard, cut to top 8 where we play out out in an MMA draft)

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I think that if they give Black Thoughtseize back, they should give Red Lightning Bolt back. And Path to Exile back to White. But fuck Blue and Green. They already had Delver and Thragtusk recently. But that's all my opinion. Edit : I guess White sorta got Path back with Chains. But fuck all that, ...

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Merry Christmas redbros

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It's balanced because blue is the most skillful color

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Kaitscralt is bored, lurking in the clan thread again I see.

Why do we keep him around anyway?

must be the avatar

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I'm under the impression that burn is terrible in legacy right now 'cause of Show n' Tell/lots of combo decks burn can't interact with

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That's because Evan Erwin and Gerry Thompson are interesting and good at the game and Brad nelson isn't

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Can't wait for the new CFB article Z

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I have to say I don't intend to get married (marriage/divorce/family law is FUCKED in the US, can't speak for anywhere else) but it might just be me enjoying being single after getting out of an almost 2 year relationship that went downhill the last couple months. Of course if I met the right girl ...

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I have to say I don't intend to get married (marriage/divorce/family law is FUCKED in the US, can't speak for anywhere else) but it might just be me enjoying being single after getting out of an almost 2 year relationship that went downhill the last couple months. Of course if I met the right girl t...

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All this pauper talk is making me want to get into pauper on MTGO again...I'll need to find a deck other than pauper goblins though. It just doesn't do it for me anymore

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Man I want to play tempo twin now

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I've heard Converse Chucks are good for lifting for that exact reason.

I need to get me a pair and go back to lifting 3 times a week. Fuckin' school man

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So I feel like shocks are terrible what could I play instead of shock?

You're really living up to your name here

Shocks are 1 mana instants for combat tricks with Young Pyromancer and they rebuy chandra's phoenix, both of which are key synergies that make the deck function.

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Scrumpdawg, you need to quit being a scrub at life and find a new girl. Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks. Their only job is to suck your dick.
This statement is the opinion of the clan as a whole because we're all misogynistic ass bandits.

I like the idea of being called an ass bandit.

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Everytime i get busy and can't post here for more than a few days I come back and think 'WTF was happening while I was gone'

then i remember it's business as usual around here. you guys are fuckin' awesome

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True, maybe if wizards releases a good client prices will skyrocket because, well, the client will actually be good. I was leaning towards keeping them anyway

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You guys think I should ship my MODO cards with it being down for a month*? I could see it potentially crashing prices.

Man, I was looking forward to grinding while I'm out of school for the winter too....

*In WotC time, which is like Blizzard/Valve time, which means LOL FOREVER potentially

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Scapeshift has gotten hated out unfortunately, at least where I play modern. It's gotten caught in the crossfire of hate for other decks. I'm not playing modern currently but when I get back into it I'll probably play UR or grixis delver. Now that you mention it, where's that grixis delver list you ...

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Zealous conscripts allowed me to win some games I wouldn't (shouldn't?) have otherwise in a spectacular fashion. Card was sick and I hope they print something analogous to it. The dragon is kinda close but it still doesn't let you win out of nowhere.

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When I got back from my first year of college my mom found a free condom they gave to all the people that went to the Student Activities Fair (it came in this bag of pamphlets and stuff) and acted like she discovered my plot to kill the president or something. My dad was cool about it though, when I...

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Commented on the article. Anything to help a redbro out.

also the quip about selesnya was funny. No matter what I can't convince the local players that GW aggro is linear and bad and my (well, your) deck is non linear and skill intensive.

Oh well, it'll keep red cards cheap

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Updated again: http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/jeleva-nephalias-scourge-edh-05-11-13-1/ Added some power creatures. I think I might have too much spot removal here, because there's definitely some stuff i want to fit that i can't find room for (trinket mage, spelltwine, bribery). I like dreadbore 'ca...

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As a red player, Street Fighter player, and drinker of Heineken I approve of that shirt Photo

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