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by Col. Khaddafi
Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:02 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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Oh look, we've been raided. I seriously can't handle this. Why do those assholes have to ruin everything?
by Col. Khaddafi
Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:01 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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Views: 9019806

True Story: DTR carried out more ssuccessful Internet raids than the Gutter in its whole MTGS history. This only already made the site worth it.
by Col. Khaddafi
Mon Jan 12, 2015 10:23 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9019806

Its an easy mistake since Homelands is probably one of the best designed sets ever if you are one of these oldschool phantasy nerds.
by Col. Khaddafi
Mon Jan 12, 2015 10:20 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
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When I was young I bought a full set of Homelands, it is one of the greatest mistakes I've made in all my years
Admit it, you bought it because "Flavor"
by Col. Khaddafi
Mon Jan 12, 2015 10:10 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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The entirety of DTR can be summarized thusly:

Two groups of poorly adjusted people cross-shitpost in each other's forums, never quite sure if they've accidentally become friends.
:hifive:
by Col. Khaddafi
Mon Jan 12, 2015 10:09 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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We're getting that spoiler soon, I can feel it
I'm still emailing the Wizards rep before spoiler season about getting a card. In the old days I'd get a polite reply telling me that the request has been passed on to the appropriate people. These days we don't even get a return receipt of our email. :V
by Col. Khaddafi
Mon Jan 12, 2015 10:07 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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madding would post there but he's been banned and unbanned there roughly 8 times now
would not. not with the new setup. its puke. I don't even remember my gimmick passwords
You should make all your gimmick passwords be fuckMTGS, then you'll never forget
by Col. Khaddafi
Mon Jan 12, 2015 10:05 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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It's part of our continuing push to add value to the DTR economy. We want Scumbag's eventual sell-off of the site to be worth at least a booster box of AVR.
At this point I'll settle for an Italian box of Homelands
by Col. Khaddafi
Sun Jan 11, 2015 2:14 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9019806

:lol:
by Col. Khaddafi
Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:52 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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Okay Then, Do you have any grievances?
by Col. Khaddafi
Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:48 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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I will only speak with your Internet lawyer
by Col. Khaddafi
Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:15 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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So salty
by Col. Khaddafi
Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:04 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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If I hadn't been manascrewed against that 12yo kid.
by Col. Khaddafi
Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:04 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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Well,if I want to be entirely accurate, I almost top8'd an FNM
by Col. Khaddafi
Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:02 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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A while ago.
by Col. Khaddafi
Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:01 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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I top8'd an FNM
by Col. Khaddafi
Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:57 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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I always thought Jaime was a girl because Jaime is a girl's name.
Not really
by Col. Khaddafi
Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:50 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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Image
by Col. Khaddafi
Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:49 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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Scrub (adj) - Someone who uses Microsoft Paint to create a forum signature.

-see also: Kaitscrat
Clearly you don't know shit about the time honored tradition of making microsoft paint sigs for magical cards discussion forums. It's an all but lost art.
by Col. Khaddafi
Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:53 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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Yeah but you're a budg scrub
Revised duels are an acceptable budget replacement to beta
Wrong.

But beta duals are an acceptable budget replacement to alpha.
German FBB's are OK though
by Col. Khaddafi
Wed Dec 10, 2014 1:16 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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wow, you guys sure have it for this dude
by Col. Khaddafi
Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:57 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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This is still one of my favorite stripes in UGMadness

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by Col. Khaddafi
Thu Dec 04, 2014 12:00 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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I think we've established that the problem is there are 0 funny magic webcomics
Well, the PMO ones from goodgamery are decent too.
by Col. Khaddafi
Wed Dec 03, 2014 9:28 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
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So Izzet puns are bad, and Cardboard Crack is crap...what is funny then? Please don't say Adam Sandler...
We already said it. UGMadness. The old site even went up again a few years ago so you can browse the archives.
http://www.ugmadness.net/
You even get your stereotypical FoS player in that comic :tongue:
by Col. Khaddafi
Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:20 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
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To date, no one has even gotten close to the sheer excellence of UGMadness.
by Col. Khaddafi
Sun Nov 30, 2014 9:39 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9019806

Onar bringing in da goods! :hifive:
by Col. Khaddafi
Mon Nov 24, 2014 9:38 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
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I don't have MTGO but I'm pretty confident that if I ever get it, he'll be the one I'll play.
by Col. Khaddafi
Sun Nov 23, 2014 2:59 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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Its all fun and games until a Billion dollar Mars Space probe crashes because someone mixed metric and imperial units.
by Col. Khaddafi
Mon Oct 27, 2014 10:16 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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erryd'ay
by Col. Khaddafi
Mon Oct 27, 2014 9:20 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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After all the guitar talk last Friday, I chose to spend that evening jamming on my acoustic. Having read through the previous pages and learning about child molestation laws, I'm confident my spurning this thread was the right choice.
Smoke wed everyday
by Col. Khaddafi
Sun Oct 26, 2014 5:53 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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I see where Maverick is coming from because as a member of one of these socialist European countries, the concept that you may denied service because you're a Jew or because the seller doesn't like your looks (happened to me once in NY) is totally Alien for us in this other side of the pond.

With this said, my guess would be that since Wizards market a "children's" card game, they wouldn't want convicted pedos around. I mean even here pedophiles get lifetime barred from children-related jobs.
I mean it sucks for him because he probably liked his hobby and he got the short end of the stick for sure, but that's life I guess :shrug:
by Col. Khaddafi
Thu Oct 23, 2014 10:40 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
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Ditto, I don't see the problem about spelling Fazzolari, its like saying "Cazzo" lari and then replacimg the C by an F :V
by Col. Khaddafi
Tue Oct 14, 2014 10:58 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9019806

Its sold out here so I'm waiting for a refill to get my hands on one
by Col. Khaddafi
Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:56 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9019806

Why do you value their opinion?
I value other people's opinion because I'm always looking for opportunities to piss off people I dislike
by Col. Khaddafi
Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:21 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9019806

lol, zem, its not like he is too dumb to have made the best EDH primer on this site.

Man you are such a princess sometimes. Let your deeds earn you respect, not your loudmouthing.
by Col. Khaddafi
Sat Oct 04, 2014 12:48 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9019806

Piss on his wheelchair
by Col. Khaddafi
Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:34 am
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9019806

Alex stole Maddings wife.
by Col. Khaddafi
Tue Sep 30, 2014 11:29 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9019806

:lol:
by Col. Khaddafi
Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:30 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9019806

It will get reprinted down the line if it stays popular enough :shrug:
by Col. Khaddafi
Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:23 pm
Forum: Fires of Salvation
Topic: [Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT
Replies: 59962
Views: 9019806

hahaha, awesome Khaos

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