[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:58 am

Welcome to another installment of Khaos and ham make obscure 90s pop culture references theatre.

Because ham's like me...he's a digger....

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:59 am

Clever girl

Lightning_Dolt · Postby **Lightning_Dolt** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:59 am

What could possibly disgust you about Starship Troopers?
I don't know, it's a gut feeling.
I mean, I didn't like the movie and, after being told that the original was completely different, decided to give it a try.
I guess the whole "veterans are the only people worth giving the rights to vote" + "democracy is a failure" message that permeates the whole book is too much for my little brain.

EDIT:
Maybe
I should have born 60 years ago, maybe I would have loved all those meaningful messages like "you should beat your kids because otherwise they'll become juvenile delinquents and the get electric chaired as soon as they turn 18".
Personally, I was a fan of both of those points.

Me too.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:12 am

Clever girl

Shoot her! SHOOT HER!

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:13 am

165 >:)

Only have to cut 5 pounds for tomorrow, wheeeee.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:16 am

165 >:)

Only have to cut 5 pounds for tomorrow, wheeeee.

It's nothing a few 8-balls and 9 hours on a treadmill inside a sauna won't fix.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:19 am

5 pounds is nothing, will do that easy. I've done 11 in a day before.

Once upon a time I walked around at 136 haha.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:20 am

165 >:)

Only have to cut 5 pounds for tomorrow, wheeeee.

only x.x

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:20 am

5 pounds is nothing, will do that easy. I've done 11 in a day before.

Once upon a time I walked around at 136 haha.

How the fuck do you lose 11 pounds in one day and not die??

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:21 am

He is zem. He has the power to have all the powers.

zemanjaski · Postby **zemanjaski** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:24 am

11 is very bad for my size, but there are definitely guys who have done more. Gleison Tibau has done 27 in a day before. When all you care about is winning, you can really push yourself to the limit.

I won't have a size advantage in this comp, but at least I haven't had to completely destroy myself to make weight either.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:24 am

No one can fight the cut forever

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:26 am

I just found out Master of Waves is not machine-washable.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:28 am

Sadly, a year ago or two ago I learned the same way that Darksteel Plate loses its indestructibility when placed in a washing machine. I really need to start checking my pockets before I wash my clothes. Especially clothes that I wore to Monday Night Modern tournaments.

LP, of the Fires · Postby **LP, of the Fires** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:29 am

He's master of waves, not spin cycles.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:30 am

He's master of waves, not spin cycles.

He's all washed up! Meh, see!

Valdarith · Postby **Valdarith** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:31 am

Damn that sucks.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:32 am

I just found out Master of Waves is not machine-washable.

No one can fight the Tide™ forever

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:34 am

I just found out Master of Waves is not machine-washable.

No one can fight the Tide™ forever

My mood is instantly better.

Kazekirimaru · Postby **Kazekirimaru** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:38 am

A+ puns

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:44 am

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:45 am

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:54 am

Why did the Amish girl get kicked out of the community?

Too Mennonite.

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:00 am

Germans who make sausage jokes are the wurst.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:13 am

I'm going to break this string of bad puns/jokes.

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:13 am

I ate two shoelaces and they came out tied together, I shit you knot.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:15 am

On the subject of cutting weight: When I was boxing I used to fight at 152 just so I didn't have to cut more than 3 lbs for a fight because cutting weight sucks.

TBuzzsaw · Postby **TBuzzsaw** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:20 am

I'm 5'3" and as a sophmore I was 90 lbs. Here's a pic of me back then:

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:23 am

So these two eskimos go fishing on a boat and it's cold.
One of them gets this bright idea. "Let's start a fire in the boat" he says.
"Great idea." says the other.
They start the fire and it burns a hole in the boat.
Boat sinks, they die of hypothermia.

Moral of the story is you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

DroppinSuga · Postby **DroppinSuga** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:23 am

Khaospawn · Postby **Khaospawn** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:23 am

Your tits were too small, TBuzz

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:31 am

Elbows too pointy

TBuzzsaw · Postby **TBuzzsaw** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:31 am

Your tits were too small, TBuzz

I was named the President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

DocLawless · Postby **DocLawless** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:34 am

Too Nicole Richie.

TubeHunter · Postby **TubeHunter** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:35 am

well i just got banned from MJ's chat as i watch his stream

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:38 am

Did you make a factual and defensible critique of one of his play lines?

TubeHunter · Postby **TubeHunter** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:38 am

no i told him that i can say mainboard as one word if i want to

Dechs Kaison · Postby **Dechs Kaison** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:40 am

Alright, time for my best joke.

So there's this guy, we'll call him Jimmy, who runs a flower shop, and he's doing alright.
Jimmy makes enough money to get by, but not the real rich type, you know?
Well, that shit stops as soon as a bunch of monks set up a flower shop right across the street from him.
I mean, who's going to buy flowers from Jimmy when you can get holy fucking flowers from the monks? Not to mention the kudos with the church.
So poor Jimmy is running out of money, so he asks the monks all nicely, "Hey, guys, could you please move your shop? I'm not asking you to stop selling flowers, just move somewhere not across the street from me. Please, my business is dying."
The monks replied, "lol nope."
Running out of money and planning for the worst, Jimmy told his mom he'd have to move back in with her.
She got all "Hell no, that ain't happening," and called up the monks.
n"You have to stop selling your flowers across the street from my Jimmy. If you don't, he'll move back in with me! I can't have that."
The monks replied, "lol nope."
Jimmy was desperate. He called up his old buddy Hugh Tacklebert.
Now Hugh is a pretty big guy. Hell, he's pretty big for two guys. Real intimidating fella.
Hugh goes into the shop and beats the ever loving piss out of these monks. By the end of it, they're bloodied and bruised all over.
He tells them, "I'm going to do this every night from now on until you pack up shop and leave town."
The next morning, the monks were gone.
Jimmy's business thrived again. He was happy and prosperous once again.

There's a moral to this story.

Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

DocLawless · Postby **DocLawless** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:41 am

no i told him that i can say mainboard as one word if i want to

Well, you can...

hamfactorial · Postby **hamfactorial** » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:43 am

no i told him that i can say mainboard as one word if i want to

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