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Me too.Personally, I was a fan of both of those points.I don't know, it's a gut feeling.What could possibly disgust you about Starship Troopers?
I mean, I didn't like the movie and, after being told that the original was completely different, decided to give it a try.
I guess the whole "veterans are the only people worth giving the rights to vote" + "democracy is a failure" message that permeates the whole book is too much for my little brain.
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Maybe
I should have born 60 years ago, maybe I would have loved all those meaningful messages like "you should beat your kids because otherwise they'll become juvenile delinquents and the get electric chaired as soon as they turn 18".
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5 pounds is nothing, will do that easy. I've done 11 in a day before.
Once upon a time I walked around at 136 haha.
Once upon a time I walked around at 136 haha.
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How the fuck do you lose 11 pounds in one day and not die??5 pounds is nothing, will do that easy. I've done 11 in a day before.
Once upon a time I walked around at 136 haha.
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11 is very bad for my size, but there are definitely guys who have done more. Gleison Tibau has done 27 in a day before. When all you care about is winning, you can really push yourself to the limit.
I won't have a size advantage in this comp, but at least I haven't had to completely destroy myself to make weight either.
I won't have a size advantage in this comp, but at least I haven't had to completely destroy myself to make weight either.
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Sadly, a year ago or two ago I learned the same way that Darksteel Plate loses its indestructibility when placed in a washing machine. I really need to start checking my pockets before I wash my clothes. Especially clothes that I wore to Monday Night Modern tournaments.
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So these two eskimos go fishing on a boat and it's cold.
One of them gets this bright idea. "Let's start a fire in the boat" he says.
"Great idea." says the other.
They start the fire and it burns a hole in the boat.
Boat sinks, they die of hypothermia.
Moral of the story is you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
One of them gets this bright idea. "Let's start a fire in the boat" he says.
"Great idea." says the other.
They start the fire and it burns a hole in the boat.
Boat sinks, they die of hypothermia.
Moral of the story is you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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Alright, time for my best joke.
So there's this guy, we'll call him Jimmy, who runs a flower shop, and he's doing alright.
Jimmy makes enough money to get by, but not the real rich type, you know?
Well, that shit stops as soon as a bunch of monks set up a flower shop right across the street from him.
I mean, who's going to buy flowers from Jimmy when you can get holy fucking flowers from the monks? Not to mention the kudos with the church.
So poor Jimmy is running out of money, so he asks the monks all nicely, "Hey, guys, could you please move your shop? I'm not asking you to stop selling flowers, just move somewhere not across the street from me. Please, my business is dying."
The monks replied, "lol nope."
Running out of money and planning for the worst, Jimmy told his mom he'd have to move back in with her.
She got all "Hell no, that ain't happening," and called up the monks.
n"You have to stop selling your flowers across the street from my Jimmy. If you don't, he'll move back in with me! I can't have that."
The monks replied, "lol nope."
Jimmy was desperate. He called up his old buddy Hugh Tacklebert.
Now Hugh is a pretty big guy. Hell, he's pretty big for two guys. Real intimidating fella.
Hugh goes into the shop and beats the ever loving piss out of these monks. By the end of it, they're bloodied and bruised all over.
He tells them, "I'm going to do this every night from now on until you pack up shop and leave town."
The next morning, the monks were gone.
Jimmy's business thrived again. He was happy and prosperous once again.
There's a moral to this story.
Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
So there's this guy, we'll call him Jimmy, who runs a flower shop, and he's doing alright.
Jimmy makes enough money to get by, but not the real rich type, you know?
Well, that shit stops as soon as a bunch of monks set up a flower shop right across the street from him.
I mean, who's going to buy flowers from Jimmy when you can get holy fucking flowers from the monks? Not to mention the kudos with the church.
So poor Jimmy is running out of money, so he asks the monks all nicely, "Hey, guys, could you please move your shop? I'm not asking you to stop selling flowers, just move somewhere not across the street from me. Please, my business is dying."
The monks replied, "lol nope."
Running out of money and planning for the worst, Jimmy told his mom he'd have to move back in with her.
She got all "Hell no, that ain't happening," and called up the monks.
n"You have to stop selling your flowers across the street from my Jimmy. If you don't, he'll move back in with me! I can't have that."
The monks replied, "lol nope."
Jimmy was desperate. He called up his old buddy Hugh Tacklebert.
Now Hugh is a pretty big guy. Hell, he's pretty big for two guys. Real intimidating fella.
Hugh goes into the shop and beats the ever loving piss out of these monks. By the end of it, they're bloodied and bruised all over.
He tells them, "I'm going to do this every night from now on until you pack up shop and leave town."
The next morning, the monks were gone.
Jimmy's business thrived again. He was happy and prosperous once again.
There's a moral to this story.
Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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