[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Valdarith]

Ooooo burn. Take that, then PASS THA SUGA!

[DroppinSuga]

That would mean I care, right?

[zemanjaski]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO24o9VmQvg

[Kaitscralt]

Suga pretending to be a drunk, angry asshole is pretty lackluster, and that's coming from someone who loves angry assholes

[DroppinSuga]

Not pretending. Just not angry enough I guess.

[Kazekirimaru]

I think he saw that we like LMD marginally better and decided to emulate him for profit

[Kazekirimaru]

It's not really working. Mostly because I know for a fact you're posting while wearing a baseball cap. And people who wear baseball caps continuously are sad people.

I bet you occasionally fall asleep with it on in your recliner after a long night of acceptance-searching.

[Kazekirimaru]

Feel free to retort with "something something hipster something fall out boy something something" as per usual. I won't read it, as per usual.

[DroppinSuga]

Surprisingly, I never wear a hat indoors.

[DroppinSuga]

My hat collection is pretty fantastic though. I spend too much money on hats and shoes.

[Dechs Kaison]

Feel free to retort with "something something hipster something fall out boy something something" as per usual. I won't read it, as per usual.

My hat collection is pretty fantastic though. I spend too much money on hats and shoes.

Somebody better pick up that phone.

Because Kaze fucking called it.

[Kaitscralt]

The only hat Kaze will wear is a fedora

[Kaitscralt]

I've been wearing the same pair of shoes for 2+ years

I do like hats though

[Kazekirimaru]

The only hat Kaze will wear is a fedora

I've never even tried on a fedora. I just know it wouldn't work out.

[Kaitscralt]

I've been wearing the same pair of shoes for 2+ years

I do like hats though

This has been another rousing edition of Shit You Didn't Need To Know And Couldn't Care Less About, with me, your host, Kaitscralt. Thanks for tuning in.

[Dechs Kaison]

The only hat Kaze will wear is a fedora

I've never even tried on a fedora. I just know it wouldn't work out.

As long as you don't wear one with jeans and a t-shirt, it looks fine.

[Christen]

Managed to go 2-2 on my pre-release with an unexciting pool. Went RG with red main so I get to use the Dragon pre-release card.

[zemanjaski]

Hi Christen, how have you been?

[zemanjaski]

4-0-1 DQ

[zemanjaski]

Wasn't listening in the rules meeting when the said no leg locks in the advanced division because this wasn't a serious comp. oops.

[Kazekirimaru]

You went too hard.

[zemanjaski]

At least no one got hurt. Not badly anyway.

[zemanjaski]

You went too hard.

You show me a foot, ill show you an inverted heel-hook. You don't get mad at sharks for eating little fish.

[redthirst]

I campaign for Suga at Tier 3 every goddamn month.

[zemanjaski]

I'm the guardian of tier 3.

[zemanjaski]

"Before the law sits a gatekeeper. To this gatekeeper comes a man from the country who asks to gain entry into the law. But the gatekeeper says that he cannot grant him entry at the moment. The man thinks about it and then asks if he will be allowed to come in sometime later on. “It is possible,” says the gatekeeper, “but not now.” The gate to the law stands open, as always, and the gatekeeper walks to the side, so the man bends over in order to see through the gate into the inside. When the gatekeeper notices that, he laughs and says: “If it tempts you so much, try going inside in spite of my prohibition. But take note. I am powerful. And I am only the most lowly gatekeeper. But from room to room stand gatekeepers, each more powerful than the other. I cannot endure even one glimpse of the third.” The man from the country has not expected such difficulties: the law should always be accessible for everyone, he thinks, but
as he now looks more closely at the gatekeeper in his fur coat, at his large pointed nose and his long, thin, black Tartar’s beard, he decides that it would be better to wait until he gets permission to go inside. The gatekeeper gives him a stool and allows him to sit down at the side in front of the gate. There he sits for days and years. He makes many attempts to be let in, and he wears the gatekeeper out with his requests. The gatekeeper often interrogates him briefly, questioning him about his homeland and many other things, but they are indifferent questions, the kind great men put, and at the end he always tells him once more that he cannot let him inside yet. The man, who has equipped himself with many things for his journey, spends everything, no matter how valuable, to win over the gatekeeper. The latter takes it all but, as he does so, says, “I am taking this only so that you do not think you have failed to do anything.” During the many years the man observes the gatekeeper almost continuously. He
forgets the other gatekeepers, and this first one seems to him the only obstacle for entry into the law. He curses the unlucky circumstance, in the first years thoughtlessly and out loud; later, as he grows old, he only mumbles to himself. He becomes childish and, since in the long years studying the gatekeeper he has also come to know the fleas in his fur collar, he even asks the fleas to help him persuade the gatekeeper. Finally his eyesight grows weak, and he does not know whether things are really darker around him or whether his eyes are merely deceiving him. But he recognizes now in the darkness an illumination which breaks inextinguishably out of the gateway to the law. Now he no longer has much time to live. Before his death he gathers in his head all his experiences of the entire time up into one question which he has not yet put to the gatekeeper. He waves to him, since he can no longer lift up his stiffening body. The gatekeeper has to bend way down to him, for the great difference has changed
things considerably to the disadvantage of the man. “What do you still want to know now?” asks the gatekeeper. “You are insatiable.” “Everyone strives after the law,” says the man, “so how is that in these many years no one except me has requested entry?” The gatekeeper sees that the man is already dying and, in order to reach his diminishing sense of hearing, he shouts at him, “Here no one else can gain entry, since this entrance was assigned only to you. I’m going now to close it.”

[zemanjaski]

Now do you understand?

[Helios]

[Lightning_Dolt]

For your entertainment (my "feature match"):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8RGEAt0IDY

[Helios]

That's awesome other than the bitching about how bad your draws were. thanks for sharing!

[Lightning_Dolt]

That's awesome other than the bitching about how bad your draws were. thanks for sharing!

I was tilting pretty hard.

[Lightning_Dolt]

I'm starting to think Okada-san is an actual wizard. He seems to be able to "death-cut" everyone's decks every time... Not just me lol.

[Lightning_Dolt]

People who know me in real life can confirm that I bitch about everything... I'm trying to work on it.

[Christen]

Hi Christen, how have you been?

Slowly getting back to a manageable Magic schedule since my LGS is now out of the way from the new job. Also have been busy with Guild Wars 2 so I have to manage that somehow as well.

[Khaospawn]

You know who's good live?

Elton John

He's fucking amazing live. I saw him over the summer.

Dude played Circle of Life as an encore. I can die happy now.

[Khaospawn]

Also, how long until Madding is Tier 3?

As of right now, never, since he has yet to formally ask to join the Clan. He's like the stray cat that comes around a few times a week and we feed him because we pity him. And because we like the sound of his meow.

[Alex]

I bought new shoes today. Well, sneakers anyway. This is the first time I've bought non-work related shoes in (literally) 12 years. It was weird, I forgot how expensive skateboard shoes are.

I probably got my $60 worth out of the last pair, though. Just guestimating that I probably walked somewhere around 22,000 miles in those bastards. May they rest in pieces.

[magicdownunder]

Sigh... BnG pre-release killed the 8-Man/SE queues (at least during the times when I'm free). . .

[Purp]

4-0 pre release. Red white heroic is too good. Cracked shit rares. Set blows.

[Kaitscralt]

meow