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Postby Alex » Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:56 am

what did i walk into?
THIS SI WHY WE NEED AN FAQ
And inbuilt spellcheck.
There are internet browsers still available that don't have this feature built-in? I bet it's fucking internet explorer.

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Postby hamfactorial » Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:58 am

He's browsing from didgeridoo

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Postby TubeHunter » Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:59 am

He's browsing from didgeridoo
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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:14 am

:smileup:
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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:14 am

what did i walk into?
Something magical.

It's made of pixie dust and semen. Mostly semen.
My research has led me to believe that they are one and the same.
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Postby Yarpus » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:22 am

Still ama. For some reason I think I've managed to smoke 30 ciggaretes during one evening and i'm looking for them. My room is a mess, I flipped all the tables and shelves while looking for all the cigaretes and I find none.

In terms of spellchecking you need to be aware to it to even care. I'm not.

LITERALLY WALL AND SHELF IS STEALING MY CIGARRETES. I FUCKING HATE IT.
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Postby TBuzzsaw » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:34 am

Still ama. For some reason I think I've managed to smoke 30 ciggaretes during one evening and i'm looking for them. My room is a mess, I flipped all the tables and shelves while looking for all the cigaretes and I find none.

In terms of spellchecking you need to be aware to it to even care. I'm not.

LITERALLY WALL AND SHELF IS STEALING MY CIGARRETES. I FUCKING HATE IT.
Jesus Christ, Yarpus. I'm speechless and I have no idea what to say.


what did i walk into?
Something magical.

It's made of pixie dust and semen. Mostly semen.
My research has led me to believe that they are one and the same.
I would love to have the research to be a real thing for me to read. It's also let me to not see Tinkerbell the same way ever again.
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Postby Yarpus » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:46 am

God damnit, I'm pathetic.
But that also make me a great human being.
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Postby Helios » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:48 am

This page has restored my faith in the clan.

EDIT: Yarpus, you ARE a great human being. :hug:

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Postby Yarpus » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:55 am

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That's how I looked before this evening. My roommate decided that even if it's gay we're making a selfie (he's leaving so he wanted to have some kind of thing to remember). During this night we managed to love each other, hate each other, my another roommate managed to destroy his tries to get back with his ex-girlfriend. And I was overall drinking an smoking and hating everything. Yes, I'm the one on the upper part of photo after not sleeping 3-4 nights.

I know nobody cares, that's why I'm speaking.

For months I've dwelled boring, corporation lifestyle after which i've usually drank a bottle of beer to manage to sleep well. Now I'm drunk and finally feeling something. Now I can tell I miss you guys and even with changes being here (Zem writing for Channel Fireball, Spike
moving back to US, redthirst not being as active, Kaze moving from pussy into cynic one, Helios being Zem v2. and lots of peeps that were inactive becoming a real part of the clan) I love the clan - so I love you all.
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Postby Alex » Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:01 am

Admittedly I only understand about 20% of what Yarpus posts, I just assume the rest is Soviet propaganda.

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Postby Yarpus » Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:04 am

I love you Alex. That should be enough for you. Nothing else matters (Linkin Park style yo).
In terms of my issues - Trigeminal Neuralgia. Which is often called 'Suicidal disease'. Also, shitty relationship. Shitty job. Shitty life? Kind of.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:24 am

Dude, Yarpus, you're a fantastic human. Own it. And your love is requited.
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:32 am

I'm moving back to Canada lol.

Speaking of Canada, Olympic medals. Fuckin' eh!

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Postby LP, of the Fires » Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:45 am

Yarpus; the fucking best.
You gotta understand, I love the beatdown. I really do. I always have.

Beatdown is hard, though.


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Postby windstrider » Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:55 am

I love all of you. Homo, no homo, don't care. (My wife would love it if it were homo. She's kinda twisted that way. ;) It is one of the many reasons why I love her.)
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:01 am

I love lamp.

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Postby Purp » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:10 am

Hit a huge wall in my testing. PTQ and super IQ this weekend, and I havee yet to pick a deck. Nothing feels as good to play as pyro dragons did. Weather puts a damper in being to attend weekday events in order to practice. Never felt so unsettled before a tourneys before
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Postby Yarpus » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:12 am

Hell fuck JS always thought you're american. Sorry.
For winter olimpics, all the medals are yours. Damn it Canada.

Trying to mention anyone here feels like an offend so yeah, I love you all guys. All of the homo.
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Postby Self Medicated » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:14 am

Too many dicks on the dance floor.
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SM, you complete me. :love:

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Postby Yarpus » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:22 am

Dicks is the keyword.
Gotta go to sleep.
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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:26 am

Good night sweet prince.
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:35 am

People always think I'm American. Doesn't bother me like it does for most Canadians. I like most of the Americans I've been fortunate enough to meet. Most of my friends here in Japan and American.

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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:02 am

Idk about JS, but don't rope me in with those fat statespeople.

Now excuse me while I eat my poutine and drink my bagged milk.
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Postby Kazekirimaru » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:03 am

Yes, milk in a bag.

No, it's not weird. You're weird.
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Postby Alex » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:05 am

Friend bought me this chai tea stuff. Tried it, tastes like shit. Reinforces the fact that tea fucking blows.

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Postby LP, of the Fires » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:34 am

Seriously, Tea fuckin' sucks.
You gotta understand, I love the beatdown. I really do. I always have.

Beatdown is hard, though.


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Postby RedNihilist » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:36 am

Yes, milk in a bag..
This makes no sense :0

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Postby NerdBoyWonder » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:37 am

Yes, milk in a bag..
This makes no sense :0
I hope by bag he means tit.
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Postby Lightning_Dolt » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:38 am

He means bag. Plastic bag. It works somehow.

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Postby LP, of the Fires » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:48 am

Yes, milk in a bag..
This makes no sense :0
I hope by bag he means tit.
I hope by tit he you mean dick :unibrow:
You gotta understand, I love the beatdown. I really do. I always have.

Beatdown is hard, though.


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Postby RedNihilist » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:49 am

I've checked http://home.cogeco.ca/~husky66/Milk/

It's nice to see Parmalat milk bags.
Here in Italy you couldn't find a milk bag even if your life depended on it, yet an italian corporation* seems to produce them.

* Parmalat comes from Parma + latte, where Parma is a city and latte means milk (and not some coffee based beverage).

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Postby zemanjaski » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:51 am

I definitely appreciate tea a lot more now that I'm trying to give up coffee.
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Postby RedNihilist » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:53 am

Tea is good.
Coffee is necessary.

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Postby Alex » Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:18 am

I definitely appreciate tea a lot more now that I'm trying to give up coffee.
He was trying to help me give up smoking, so he's like "Drink tea when you want to smoke!"

lolyano. I am just going to get an ecig, fuck this shit.

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Postby RaidaTheBlade » Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:59 am

I remember having milk in a bag while I was in Israel. It was weird.
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Postby RedNihilist » Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:11 am

I remember an american tourist being upset because he asked for latte and got served actual milk. Fun times.

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Postby LaZerBurn » Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:12 am

Fantastic pages to catch up on over my morning coffee guys, I laughed, I cried :) You're a unique and amazing bunch and I'm happy to know you all :) XXX

http://youtu.be/0oOuSx3_wwc
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Postby Khaospawn » Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:54 am

Man, I go to sleep and you homos starts faggin' out on each other. Somebody should've woken me up somehow so I could've joined in. :unibrow:
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