[Fedoras of Salvation] - White Knights ITT

[Valdarith]

Ah, it was the 'strider. I may have something for you. I'm going to post it in the Pyrored thread.

[DarthStabber]

[quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=191634#p191634:qecgrk4o]Kaitscralt » Wed Feb 19, 2014 2:42 pm[/url:qecgrk4o]":qecgrk4o][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=191631#p191631:qecgrk4o]DarthStabber » 4 minutes ago[/url:qecgrk4o]":qecgrk4o][quote="[url=viewtopic.php?p=191605#p191605:qecgrk4o]Kaitscralt » Wed Feb 19, 2014 1:03 pm[/url:qecgrk4o]":qecgrk4o]ya fat fucker[/quote:qecgrk4o]
Me next! I love a good roast.[/quote:qecgrk4o]

ya um well

yer a piece of shit

[/quote:qecgrk4o]
Not sure what I was expecting, though I probably shouldn't be too surprised

[DarthStabber]

Fat, drunk and budgcaj is no way to go through life, son.

What about high, skinny, and plays mostly limited?

[Kaitscralt]

a king in the eyes of many

[hamfactorial]

I'd create a special tier for that sort of value

[Khaospawn]

Fat, drunk and budgcaj is no way to go through life, son.

[hamfactorial]

Russell Brand's older brother

[Khaospawn]

Russell Brand's older brother

His older brother, Grisel Brand.

[hamfactorial]

Russell Brand's older brother

His older brother, Grisel Brand.

[Khaospawn]

Russell Brand's older brother

His older brother, Grisel Brand.

8==================>

[hamfactorial]

( . Y . )

[zemanjaski]

Pip literally just shouted "PANDA!" from across the room.

[Kaitscralt]

Russell Brand's older brother

His older brother, Grisel Brand.

he stole the joke from an mtgs sig

[Khaospawn]

Russell Brand's older brother

His older brother, Grisel Brand.

he stole the joke from an mtgs sig

I didn't steal anything.
But I am aware of the sig you're talking about.

You're just jealous.

[Khaospawn]

Madding, let me ask you some questions. How miserable are you in real life? Because you call yourself 'king of these negative forces' and I believe it. I don't think I've ever heard you say anything positive about anybody. Ever. So, I wonder, are you just some miserable dude sitting at a computer all day that delights in trying to bring people down? Or do you just naturally see the negative side of life all the time? Have you ever been happy?

Lastly, what do you get out of frequenting the FoS Clan thread? You probably spend more time in here than most of the members do. Admittedly, some of your Magic advice is very sound. But, besides that, it just seems to me that you'd rather bring others down to your negative level.

[DarthStabber]

I'd create a special tier for that sort of value

Then me and my pipe better have some interaction before I go draft tonight. Problem is I will probably end up forcing green.

[Self Medicated]

At home sick and I decided to catch up on the clan thread. My brain just melted. So much going on.

Kaze - Sorry man. That's a tough situation. My only advice would be to avoid her at all costs. You don't need to deal with that. Don't let her draw you back in to her shit storm.

Val - Sounds like the baby is doing fine. Sending good thoughts your way.

I don't always play arena on hearthstone all night, but when I do, it's because it's bullshit that I can't win more then 6 games.

I know this pain. Fuck do I know this pain. And LP, send me your BattleTag when you get a chance. The tag you posted in the Hearthstone thread didn't have the four numbers after your name.

Khaos and Ham - The Grisel Brand reference made me lol.

nAnd my wife and I decided we want a panda.

[Self Medicated]

Then me and my pipe better have some interaction before I go draft tonight.

I wish I could do this at my LGS, but I have to drive to get there, and I'm useless when I'm high.

[Kaitscralt]

Madding, let me ask you some questions.

please don't

How miserable are you in real life?

on a scale of comatose cane toad to never-ending nine-eleven, i would say i am somewhere on the more benign side of the scale, but these things tend to be gradient

Because you call yourself 'king of these negative forces' and I believe it.

a king, not the king

I don't think I've ever heard you say anything positive about anybody. Ever.

So, I wonder, are you just some miserable dude sitting at a computer all day that delights in trying to bring people down?

Or do you just naturally see the negative side of life all the time?

Have you ever been happy?

Lastly, what do you get out of frequenting the FoS Clan thread?

You probably spend more time in here than most of the members do.

i also have more posts than anyone on the entire site

Admittedly, some of your Magic advice is very sound.

But, besides that, it just seems to me that you'd rather bring others down to your negative level.

[DarthStabber]

Then me and my pipe better have some interaction before I go draft tonight.

I wish I could do this at my LGS, but I have to drive to get there, and I'm useless when I'm high.

The brightside of taking public transit everywhere is that I can go anywhere under the influence just as easily as not (making allowances for stumbling or distractions depending on the influence).

[Kaitscralt]

Black´ com`e`dy (blăk´ kǒm`ĕd`ŷ)
n. 1. (Drama) a comedy that treats of morbid, tragic, gloomy, or grotesque situations as a major element of the plot.

sat·ire
ˈsaˌtīr
noun
1.
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices

sar·casm
ˈsärˌkazəm
noun
1.
the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

ex·ag·ger·ate (ĭg-zăj′ə-rāt′)
v. ex·ag·ger·at·ed, ex·ag·ger·at·ing, ex·ag·ger·ates
v.tr.
1. To overstate, enlarge or increase to an abnormal degree

troll 1 (trōl)
v. trolled, troll·ing, trolls
v.tr.
1.
a. To fish for by trailing a baited line from behind a slowly moving boat.

[Khaospawn]

Have you ever been happy?

Welp, this explains a lot. From now on you are THE King of all Negative Forces.

[Khaospawn]

Kait, we get it. You know how to copy/paste dictionary excerpts.

[Kaitscralt]

thank′-you`

adj., n., pl. -yous. adj.
1. expressing thanks: a thank-you note.
n.
2. an expression of thanks.

[Alex]

So that RW heroic deck is actually pretty sweet. I went 3-1, I couldn't beat GR monsters but I also had 15 mountains in my sideboard so that isn't surprising. I did beat mono black, black splashing white for Baron, and UW control though.

[zemanjaski]

He's Legato Bluesummers without the soothing voice.

[hamfactorial]

Madding, let me ask you some questions. How miserable are you in real life? Because you call yourself 'king of these negative forces' and I believe it. I don't think I've ever heard you say anything positive about anybody. Ever. So, I wonder, are you just some miserable dude sitting at a computer all day that delights in trying to bring people down? Or do you just naturally see the negative side of life all the time? Have you ever been happy?

Lastly, what do you get out of frequenting the FoS Clan thread? You probably spend more time in here than most of the members do. Admittedly, some of your Magic advice is very sound. But, besides that, it just seems to me that you'd rather bring others down to your negative level.

Ooh ooh ask him if he
lifts

[Kaitscralt]

people seem to really enjoy my company

[Khaospawn]

I don't know who this Legolas Boomsinner is...

[Khaospawn]

people seem to really enjoy my company

You're not so bad, but lately you've been extra negative and condescending. Truthfully, I was wondering if you probably had some shit going on in your personal life that was making you this way.

[Kaitscralt]

did i not post about it in the proper thread?

[hamfactorial]

Low testosterone by the sound of it

[Kaitscralt]

people seem to really enjoy my company

You're not so bad, but lately you've been extra negative and condescending. Truthfully, I was wondering if you probably had some shit going on in your personal life that was making you this way.

january and february are the busiest months of the year in pedoland, that might be it

or it could be that anniversary i just celebrated, AM I RIGHT FELLAS?

i also have had 3 important interviews in 3 weeks

but mostly i am just bored at work and if you did not notice, i am a rabid dog of the mtg forum world and this one can't put me down like
all the others

[zemanjaski]

If you actually stop being butthurt and really think about what Kait is telling you, you'll realize:
- he genuinely cares about helping us grow as people. Most of his snark and ridicule is directed at flaws in our character or our whining; the rest is often satirical or exaggerated filler
- his moral code is exemplary and he practices what he preaches; doesn't hold grudges and if you ask for help or an opinion, you'll get nothing but honesty

Besides, he's a Pokemon aficionado with defensible taste in anime.

[Alex]

people seem to really enjoy my company

You're not so bad, but lately you've been extra negative and condescending. Truthfully, I was wondering if you probably had some shit going on in your personal life that was making you this way.

but mostly i am just bored at work and if you did not notice, i am a rabid dog of the mtg forum world and this one can't put me down like all the others

Being the king is
awesome, mirite?

I might think UW control is boring but Pokemon is awesome and this is why Madding is both a gentleman and a scholar in my book.

[Alex]

Verdict is still out on James since I tend to feel about people the way they feel about me, and I can never 100% say whether or not he likes me, tolerates me, or abhors me, although a combination of all of these things seems likely.

[Alex]

Khaos is truly the person I understand here the most because I live my life by his mantra: Fuck bitches, get money, drink lots of bourbon.

[zemanjaski]

I like you a lot Alex haha

[Kaitscralt]

Low testosterone by the sound of it

no, my testosterone is so abundant that the excess is being used to fuel n.s' rocket to mars

[Alex]

I like you a lot Alex haha

Remind me not to fuck that up with more anecdotal evidence suggesting that Australia and America have things in common.